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Thread For Short Jokes Only. by Ayodun1: 3:07pm On Mar 19, 2018
She was putting on the shortest mini skit I could ever imagine and a net top. But on stepping on the commercial bus, she says "bismillah" And am like OMG! Sister leave Bisi, you are the real liar.
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Re: Thread For Short Jokes Only. by Ayodun1: 3:08pm On Mar 19, 2018
If you ever hear a Ibadan babe say she is going to buy 'Empty Hen' well just know that she meant MTN.
Re: Thread For Short Jokes Only. by Ayodun1: 3:10pm On Mar 19, 2018
When you trying to be romantic by throwing your bae in bed and her head accidentally hits the wall and she starts crying.

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Re: Thread For Short Jokes Only. by Ayodun1: 3:12pm On Mar 19, 2018
If you don't know how to laugh , then cry. Which one is kikikikii ? Is that laughcrying? Are You Starting engine? Bored? Get some laughter with this hilarious skit from AyoJokes:
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Re: Thread For Short Jokes Only. by Ayodun1: 6:44pm On Aug 16, 2018
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