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"Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Offside: 10:44am On Mar 20, 2018 |
As candidates anxiously await the release of the 2018 UTME results, which JAMB said would be released yesterday, March 19, candidates have taken to social media to express their frustrations and curiosity. One of the candidates, Chukwu Daniel Uchenna, said "#JAMB the curiosity and anxiety you have instilled in the young ones is quite unbearable right now. You should not have released any batch of the #UTME results if you weren't ready to maintain the pace still in this year, and at your level of advancement. So, I say make i ask - has snake swallowed the rest of the results or the computer been completely swallowed? http://www.schoolsnaija.com/2018/03/viral-has-snakes-swallowed-our-results.html 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by DynasTee: 10:54am On Mar 20, 2018 |
So you think High chief snake will stoop so low to swallow ordinary results when Snake is planning to visit Central Bank Then "he" will contest in 2019 Presidential Election 84 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Nobody: 11:45am On Mar 20, 2018 |
That snake better swallow buhari 14 Likes |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by psucc(m): 4:23pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
HAHHHAhahhabhahha! It amazing! but please it is people's future so #Snake go away 8 Likes |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Newbiee: 4:24pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Hmmmm |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by naijjaman(m): 4:24pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Nobody: 4:24pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
☣ ☠ ∆ This country is finished. I never believed in that Yoruba accented Registrar called Prof Ishaq oloyede ∆ ☣ ☠ 3 Likes |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Nobody: 4:25pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Snakes : If it ain't money we no dey swallow abegi. 1 Like |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by dust144(m): 4:25pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Lol ok. |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by deebrain(m): 4:25pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
It depends. If the results have commercial value, then yes. Thanks. |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by PASCALSILVA(m): 4:25pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
WHICK KA MODS BE DIS |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by freak33: 4:25pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
lol |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by bobokeshington: 4:25pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
for naija nothing is impossible 11 Likes
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Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by xynerise: 4:26pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
People play too much 1 Like |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Nobody: 4:26pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
have being checking everyday i be like say snake don swallow my result oooo 2 Likes |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Flye: 4:26pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
DynasTee: Best answer from spoke man of snake association. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Zaynabtemmy: 4:26pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
My kid sister is anxious about the result and abeg we no want suicide oo this time 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by naijjaman(m): 4:26pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Offside: Everything in Nigeria is half-baked, including Jambites |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by BruncleZuma: 4:26pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Drniyi4u(m): 4:26pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
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Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by mamatwiny(f): 4:27pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Chukwu Daniel uchenna may be rewriting jamb again after this post. |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Jh0wsef(m): 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Jacktheripper: Maybe jamb held your result too, I can see you're running mad 4 Likes
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Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by CharlieMaria(m): 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Just passing |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Oyebee91(m): 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
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Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Dee60: 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
jamb snakes dont eat paper apparently. From indications they do not even eat anything less than a million. So, please pursue your results. |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Sapiosexuality(m): 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Ridiculous! Annoying and weak generation. Keep helping fools joke with your future. Where outrage is needed you apply sarcasm and where sarcasm is needed you use outrage. Smh. http://www.mortalpoet.com/ridiculousness/ 3 Likes |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Oyebee91(m): 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
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Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Oyebee91(m): 4:29pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
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Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by goshen26: 4:29pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
I hope you see ur result with this, cos this is Nigeria.. |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Hapigirlxoxo(f): 4:30pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
What will snake do with pieces of papers or computers? Snake only swallow money. Get it straight |
Re: "Has Snake Swallowed Our JAMB Results?" - Candidates Ask JAMB by Nobody: 4:32pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
you must be a clown i tell you. you killed it here. DynasTee: 1 Like 1 Share |
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