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Life Of A Shy Bad Guy by Meekdon: 10:33pm On Mar 30, 2018
Life Of A Shy Bad Guy
Episode 12

Today was Saturday, kelvin is feeling lazy.
He forced himself out of bed, at about 10:30am to perform some home chores.
He finished the chores, took his bath and went ahead to read his book, he was determined to pass his exams.
After some minutes he got a call.
He knew who was calling at this time, it was Jona. He thought.
Jona: how fan a, bad guy
Kelvin: who u deh call bad guy
Jona: you know your problem
Kelvin: I don’t know yarn me na
Jona: you too the pretend
Kelvin: o.k ooh, na you know nah
Jona: you deh home ba
Kelvin: yes nah, na bush I for deh
Jona: I deh come now now
Kelvin: no come do that rubbish you do that day oo
Jona: I hear ( he hissed and cut off the call)
Kelvin was thinking out loud. ‘’wetin this guy won come do again’’. (he could remember vividly the other time he visited he messed up his room. He made up his mind that he will not allow that to happen again.
Jona dressed up, heading to the street to board a cab to Kelvin’s place.
His eye caught hold on a very beautiful lady, to Jona, her beauty was something else, he thought, make I go yarn am, I no the take last. He almost said it out loudly.
Jona: hi beauty ( he tried to sound like a black American)
Bae (the girl’s name): wetin I want
Jona was stunned for a while, ‘’omo with all this beauty na wetin I want you fit respond to hi beauty’’. he thought. He was expecting something like hi, dear not wetin I want.
Jona (mimicking her): no, I no want nothing ooh
A cab passed, he stopped it and hop in stealing a glance at the girl once again. Omo see packaging and English come rotten like egg chai. he almost said out.
After a thirty minutes ride he arrived at kelvin’s block. He the driver and he stood in front of the gate knocking, shortly Kelvin opened the gate.
Jona: you deaf ni
Kelvin: werey, u deh insult me ba
Jona: I deh here the knock since, abi you get visitor (twisting his face funnily)
Kelvin: visitor keh, thank God say I no the lazy today you for don tire go back self
Jona: ehen na so ba
Kelvin: coming inside joh (opening the door)
Kelvin’s neighbour’s speakers were blasting loudly to Hookah by Danagog Ft. Davido.
Jona: Oboy see gbedu, awon shaku shaku (he was already dancing shaku shaku)
Kelvin: (looking embarrassed): guy you the embarrass me oo, see as all this girl the look at you, na club be dis.
Jona: guy you no get joy oo leave me make I dance joh
Kelvin: the dance nah
Jona: una the enjoy light here oo
Kelvin: light no deh for your area
Jona: we fit deh for two weeks no light self
Inside the room, Jona perceived some aroma
Jona: guy wetin you fry like this
Kelvin: na stew na
Jona: omo dish some out for your guy na, I deh H
Kelvin: you too like food
Jona: na rice and stew be my favourite self, even my mama know that
Kelvin: see your mouth ( he dished out some plateful of rice and stew for his friend)
Jona: (tasting the food exclaimed)you study cooking ni.
Kelvin: which one be cooking study again
Afer Jona finish eating, they played videos game together.
Jona: che you sabi play ball na
Kelvin: me, I sabi na I fit dribble Ronaldo self
Jona: make we go field for 5:00 o’clock na
Kelvin: till that time
Jona: no be till that time, I wan hear you say you go go or you no go go
Kelvin: which level na, I go go ( not really interested because he likes being indoors always).
Jona: am going to take my jersey, I go come back then we will go together
Kelvin: ok oo. Omo make I no go fumble ooh, if they dribble me na war oo, were I go hide my face. All these thoughts spranged up in his head.
Jona came back in some hour later.
Jona: you don prepare
Kelvin: yah make we leg na
Jona: na true, with our legediz benz
Kelvin: haha, for your mind
On their way to the field, they saw a beautiful girl.
Kelvin: go yarn am na, your eye wan pearl the girl body commot.
Jona: you no get mouth, shy kid
Kelvin (annoyed): na me you deh call kid, I go nab you ooo
Jona: see who wan nab someone
Kelvin: ok na you go see soon
Jona: forget al these beautiful girls that you are seeing
Kelvin: praise the lord
Jona: why you are praising the lord now
Kelvin: because you don turn pastor
Jona: pastor keh, I deh talk about the kind English my ear hear for this morning.
Kelvin: wetin you hear totori me now
Jona: the time weh I deh come your house this morning, na him I see this beautiful girl oo. As a sharp guy I no take last I approach her, I told her, hi beauty, you wetin be her response.
Kelvin: wetin be her response
Jona: wetin I want (saying this amidst laughter)
Kelvin laughed very loudly that the girl have to turn to their direction, Kelvin looked at her and took his eye away. ‘’omo see this one the look me now’’.
Jona: no mind dem jor.
Kelvin laughing again. but that her English tire me self, even pidgin English has rule na
Jona: haha, pidgin English has rule Kelvin no kill me with laugh
Kelvin: I no go kill you they is God (mimicking Patience, the wife of Jonathan).
They was another round of laughter again.
As they went further, they saw a poster and they stood to read the content.
On the poster it was boldly written ‘’VOTE BUHARI, 2019’’
Kelvin: haha, for im mind I think say I fit win again
Jona: e no go win na, after all this things he put our country people into, who go vote am in again, imagine he even increased the price of garri, the president matter weak me oo, I swear
Kelvin: you and garri, una be like 5 and 6
Jona laughed
On the field


source:http://www.kendogist.com/2018/03/life-of-shy-bad-guy-episode-12.html

Re: Life Of A Shy Bad Guy by Meekdon: 4:50pm On Mar 31, 2018
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Re: Life Of A Shy Bad Guy by Meekdon: 5:13pm On Apr 01, 2018
to everyone following am wishing you happy easter.
sorry for the late update this one small though smiley


Life Of A Shy Bad Guy

Episode 13

On the field, all the players did some jogging, after that they were shared to their various sets.
Kelvin’s sets are the one starting first, they passed the ball to him but he missed it by positioning his leg the wrong way.
Philip (one of the player): No let them score us ooo, which kain ball you the play, coach abeg change this guy (he fumed).
Kelvin: na you sabi pass
Philip: abeg coach change am, e don the do this mistake since.
The coach without having a second thought substitute Kelvin with another player immediately.
In the case of Jona, he was playing well, dribbling every player on the field and scoring at the same time.
CR7, CR7 they were heard hailing him.
Coach: stop this selfish game and pass the ball, or nah you bring all this people come field
Jona: you no as e deh be na (teasing the coach)
Coach (laughing): abeg concentrate joh
Every time Jona score a goal he will look at Kelvin and twist his face funnily, he was actually teasing Kelvin.
He was about to do this again when Kelvin got vexed up.
Kelvin: wetin the wack you na
Jona: wack me, you no sabi play anything
Kelvin: for your mind now, na football you the play you the form Ronaldo abi
Jona: eh……….
Coach: shut up and concentrate, I will replace you oo
Jona: coache, na your boy oo
The training came to end at about 7:00 pm.
Kelvin: omo my yansh don tire today oo
Jona: you no sabi ball na
Kelvin: mr. Sabi
Jona: but that guy no try
Kelvin: live that dude joh, you weh the yab me since wetin I do you
Jona: tomorrow na Sunday, you go come church
Kelvin: I go come na
Jona: which one you deh attend tomorrow
Kelvin: why you the say which one, so you no get one church abi
Jona: forget that thing, I the rotate church
Kelvin: why you the rotate church
Jona: make I tell you every church weh I go if I no see fine girls for there, I no go come back again
Kelvin: so na because of girl you the attend church, chai repent for the kingdom of God is at hand
Jona: no be only kingdom, you go soon say c-n-d-m
Kelvin: na you sabi oo
Jona: make we go Fire Man Ministries na
Kelvin: where that one deh again, Fire Man Ministries, this church name funny ooh
Jona: you no believe
Kelvin: believe wetin
Jona: na there girls full na
Kelvin: abeg free me joh every time girls this, girls that, e be like say you don forget this morning (laughing, Jona too joined in the laughter).
Jona: forget that babe this morning na home training she no receive well
Kelvin: me I deh go listen to preaching ooh
Jona: no say I no warn you cause that church too much temptation deh ooh
Kelvin: the lord is our shepherd
Jona: ok nah, you go watch film for church tomorrow
Kelvin didn’t understand until they arrived at the church the next day which was Sunday.

source: http://www.kendogist.com/2018/04/life-of-shy-bad-guy-episode-13.html

Re: Life Of A Shy Bad Guy by Meekdon: 5:22pm On Apr 02, 2018
Happy Easter Monday all my followers smiley


Life of A Shy Bad Guy

Episode 14

Praise the Lord, the pastor shouted.
Halleluiah, the congregation responded with a loud voice.
Pastor: welcome my fellow Christians, our sermon today is ‘’fornication is not good’’
So, if you are a child of God deviate from this act because it will destroy both your body and soul.
Let get down to this now. Halleluiah he shouted.
Amen, response from the congregation.
Kelvin: the shout amen na
Jona: wetin
Pastor: Amen
Congregation: Amen
The pastor went on with his sermon, Jona was already nodding off, Kelvin hit him on the head
Jona: guy chillax na, person no fit sleep in peace again.
Kelvin: na your father parlour ni
The church runs three service, they have holy ghost time, offering and tithe preaching and the last sermon.
It was time for holy ghost time service and a lady walked in stylishly.
Jona: omo see hooku
Kelvin: your matter weak me oo, preaching deh since you sleep na weh you don girl your face don clear
Jona: she the come here, guy package yourself, no go loose guard
Kelvin was feeling shy now because he can’t look girls straight in the face. Omo yawa don burst, he thought because the girl was coming to sit on the chair next to him.
Kelvin: make we exchange chair (feeling nervous)
Jona: no sit down there, na you go yarn am today
Kelvin: abeg na, na church be dis ooo
Jona: about the film I told you yesterday you are about to watch it
Kelvin: which film n…….. (he was about to complete what he was saying when the girl sat down).
What? Kelvin nearly said it out. Sighting the fleshy lap of the lady. The girl was actually wearing a mini skirt, the type that when a girl is walking she will be adjusting a hundred times.
Kelvin stole a glance at Jona.
Jona smiled and stared at it not minding what the other members might say or think.
He whispered into Kelvin’s hear.
Jona: o boy na that film weh I the talk about
Kelvin: I swear you the craze (almost laughing)
Jona: for church again, you the insult get behind me satan
Kelvin: ehen so you know say we deh church and you are busy looking at fleshy laps.
Jona: omo, stop talking and enjoy your film
Kelvin: may God help you
Jona: No, may God help both of us
Pastor: they are some of you hear you can’t received the holy ghost because of your filthy minds, make your ways straight with God, for all sinners, all fornicators are going to hell.
Jona: wetin that nigger for stage the yarn like this na, make church close make I yarn this girl
Kelvin: shuu, you no the fear God
The holy ghost stuff finished, it was time for tithe and offering
The person handling tithe came out and preach non-stop about tithe, the benefits and the curse accompanying those who did not pay tithe.
Jona: ogbeni do commot joh, I be team Daddyfreeze, who tithe epp
Those sitting around that place turned to look at Jona. Jona didn’t feel any iota of shame and these baffles Kelvin who cant look at a person straight in the face, but here sit his friend which many eye is peering and he is feeling like nothing just happen.
Kelvin: see as you deh make people look us like say we steal their money
Jona: gather liver joh, fear fear boy
Those who have their tithe paid theirs
It was now time for offering, the offering coordinator mount the stage.
But he did not spend too much time preaching about offering before, they started singing and beating drums, members danced to the front to put their offering in the offering box.
Kelvin was expecting them to pass the box round, he hate doing that because he can’t bear having to wait for a person dancing in front of him. Jona stood and started dancing.
Jona: you no get money, abi wetin
Kelvin: I get, I no wan go help me put the money in the box for me biko
Jona: no be only biko stand up make we go
Kelvin: abeg pls
Jona: shy shy, stand make we dance to the front if your luck shine you fit deh for back of girl sef
Kelvin: chai, for church again they is God
Jona: stand make we go (dragging him up)
Kelvin (feeling embarrassed): guy e be like say you don engage in Science Student things oo free me joh (pulling back Jona’s hand)
Kelvin stood up reluctantly ‘’omo see crowd, my shirt the squeeze I no iron nam, which kain wahala be dis, they go the stare at me now’’. He thought.
Jona was dancing wildly, and Kelvin on the other side was losing his patience.
Kelvin: guy commot now my front na, see as you the embarrass yourself here.
Jona: guy dance to the Lord, the lord is good
Kelvin: hypocrite (he almost shouted)
Jona: omo watch film na (pointing to a girl dancing shaku shaku)
Kelvin: chai for church again, this church holy ooo
Jona: you never see anything yet
Jona: omo see pastor with legbegbe movement
Kelvin: this church no be here ooo too much of film scene
Jona: hahaha (laughing): your head don correct
Kelvin: e never correct before
It take them long to get to the offering box because of the population of the church.
In front of the offering box a guy of 20 years old brought out his money, but unfortunately what he brought out was a condom and it felled down
People around him shouted ‘’ehhhhh’’
Jona: oga pick your thing na, e no matter even pastor self the bleep
Crowd ‘’ehhhhhh’’
Jona: wetin be eh eh eh na lie I talk
The guy picked his thing, put his offering in the box and went to sit down
Jona: ehen correct guy e no even send anybody if na this my guy now e go the shake like woman (referring to Kelvin)
Kelvin: ok that your guy ba
Jona: I deh talk about you
Pastor: you come here (pointing at Jona)

Source: http://www.kendogist.com/2018/04/life-of-shy-bad-guy-episode-14.html

Re: Life Of A Shy Bad Guy by Meekdon: 9:34pm On Apr 09, 2018
Episode 15


Jona: omo see wahala
Jona went straight to the pastor.
Jona: ehen, na me be this
Pastor: did you know that what you are doing is wrong
Jona: what? I don’t understand
Pastor: the lord is warning you for the last time
Jona: get out jor, na because I come your church na.
All the people in the church were very surprised at Jona’s response especially those standing near to him, some even tried to stop him from speaking but he rant on.
Jona: you think say I don’t know all your secrets (hissed) make I the go my house self. (kelvin who was standing not very far from him was mouth agape. ‘’This guy chop liver well well ooo’’. He thought
Jona: Kelvin, stand there and be looking, come make we go jor. All eye were on Kelvin, this made him feel embarrassed, he bent his head and followed Jona at a distance.
Pastor: bird of the same feather
Kelvin was very annoyed but he tried not to show it.
When they came outside.
Kelvin: guy you know say you furk up ba
Jona: I no furk up for anything forget that pastor he think say I no know his secrets
Kelvin: chai, but you gather liver ooo, see as all eye were on you.
Jona: I the form Tupac na.
Kelvin: ok I remember, all eye on me. But next time take am easy nah, na God servant you just confront ooh.
Jona: deh there the speak English na, who God servant epp. I fit even bleep that im daughter weh too like dick self.
Kelvin: seems you know a lot about this pastor ooh
These conversation was going on when they saw one of their course mate, she was a tall girl with nice shape you know what I mean.
Jona did not hesitate to call her.
Jona: fine gal how far
Kate: I deh oo, na church una the commot from
Kelvin: no, na mosque (surprised at his own response).
Kate: but you guys are carrying bible
Both looked at their hands. ‘’oh, we don’t even know say we carry bible self’’.
Kate: you guys are funny
Jona: really
Kate: where are you guys heading to now
Kelvin: we are going ho……..
Jona: (cut in) going home ke, we deh go lovers park (this is where student come to hang out with their friends)
Kate: I see, that is cool, I mean nice. Can I join you guys (eyeing kelvin).
Kelvin (in his mind): werey
Jona: yes join us, it will be fun
They flagged down a car, they told the driver their destination and they zoomed off. In the car. Jona was sitting at the front while Kelvin and Kate was sitting at the back.
Kate rested her hand on Kelvin’s lap, Kelvin was about saying ‘’what is the meaning of this’’ but the word refused to come out. In his mind ‘’na church your nigga commot from ooo’’.
He just sat there silently with his heart pounding heavily, feeling nervous every time he is with a girl, this time the case was worse for him. He is not only seating with a girl, but the girl is resting her hand on his lap giving him a tough time. he almost fall sick immediately. He felt like crying.
Kate who was looking at him seductively because of his handsomeness, noticed that he is not comfortable.
Kate: what is the matter (she whispered)
Kelvin; eeeeh………. No……th…ing (he stammered)
Kate: no you are worried, talk to me
Kelvin: just that am feeling a slight headache (he managed to speak out)
Kate: oh sorry, you can lay your head on my shoulder or better still on my lap
Kelvin: no I can’t do that
Kate: why? that will give you some relief, you never can tell.
Kelvin gave it a second thought. He lay his head on Kate’s lap.
Kelvin (in his mind) omo see softness
After some minutes Kate ask him how he was feeling, he replied that he is feeling a little bit better.
Kate: I told you that it will give you some relief
Kelvin: you put medicine for your lap ni (he blurted out).
Kate: hahaha (she laughed hard). Medicine ke
Jona: which kain drama una deh there the act like this. (he turned back to see Kelvin’s head on Kate’s lap. ‘’omo na your pillow you find ni’’
Kate: please make the guy rest, he said that he is having a slight headache
Jona: yes me self, am having a terrible headache, driver wait make I go sit for back (he joked)
Kate: even if you come back I no get too lap, go find another lap (she joked)
Jona; ehen (he chuckled) kelvin how your head the be na, e deh pain you too much again.
Kelvin: the pain don the reduce small small
Jona: chai
Kelvin: guy why the ‘’chai’’ na.
Jona: nothing
A call came in. it was for Kate
Kate: hello, Funke
Funke: how your matter be na, I deh the wait make you come make we go parole you never show
Kate: me, I deh go lover park like this oo
Funke: ehen na like that ba, you no inform me
Kate: you no fit come
Funke: make I dress up I go jam road now now, you know wetin your girl fit do na
Kate: see your aproko mouth talking like an aprokogirl
Funke: I deh show there now now
Kate: till you show na
They arrived at the park and all of them come out of the car, Jona was about to pay the driver, but he was interrupted by Kate.
Kate: forget make I pay the guy
Jona: ehen (in his mind) ‘’omo, the show down set now’’ (winking at Kelvin). He was especting a smile but Kelvin twisted his mouth in mockery instead.
Jona: e be like say that your head ache still deh ooo
Kelvin: abeg free me joh
Kate counted the money and gave it to the driver and told the driver to leave the change. The driver started hailing her.
Driver: madam na God go bless you ooo, your pickin go fine well well, if na boy e go fine like this boy here (pointing at Kelvin).
Kate: Amen, Amen and Amen.
Kelvin (in his mind) chai, this driver self, money fit make im speak wetin he no suppose speak oo, see im brown teeth. (chuckled).
Kate held Kelvin’s hand and Kelvin was like ‘’make the ground open and swallow me’’. He was damn nervous. Pulling his feet was a very difficult issue for him.
Kelvin: guy make I no go fall hand ooo (he thought).
Jona: ehen na like that ba
Kate: wetin (she knew what Jona was talking about)
Jona: me I know get hand for you to hold abi
Kate: you no be my boo na
Kelvin: which day that one start na (he was about to say this, but he couldn’t).
Jona: why I no bring my girl na.
They were inside the hall and what Kelvin saw was wow, they were many people in there with their lovers, some were dancing and some were just talking and laughing.
Kelvin felt like all eye where on him because he can sense that almost of the girls were starring at him. ‘’my handsomeness don reach this level weh girls the stare at me like this’’ he thought. Kate did not give him a little space, she was looking at the girls showing them that Kelvin is taken. Giving them the ‘’guy na my own look’’.
They locate a table and sat down not quiet too long, Funke the girl that called Kate earlier surfaced.
Funke: ah see her, werey, other something na make we shayooo
Kate: see you self come sit don jor, you no even sit yet you the talk about shayoo
Funke: who get this fine bobo na
Jona: no body really get me yet, am single …… (he was about to finish his speech when he was cut interrupted
Funke: am talking about this bobo (pointing at Kelvin). Jona just scratched his head ‘’omo, the girl the form hard to get, no worry I go jam you just now ‘’ he thought.
Funke unlike her friend was not tall but have a nice shape too, you can call the shape figure eight or figure nine self, she was dark in complexion, when I say dark in complexion I mean she is black like charcoal. But she is a black beauty which at a glance at her can make a guy drool.
Kate: na my bobo na, I yoff the guy die
Funke: chai, e don reach this level.
Jona: ehen, how are you doing na (trying to ensued a conversation)
Funke: I deh fine oo
Jona: which course you the study
Funke: Theatre Art
Jona: chai na all these spoilt rat (he mumbled)
Funke: what do you say
Jona: oh, I mean, that is a very good course, I applied for it first but my mark no merit, that is why am studying another course
Kelvin who has being quiet all these while, cannot let it go like that his time. ‘’chayeeeee’’ in Patience Jonathan’s voice .
Jona: wetin the make you chayeee na
Kelvin: nothing ooo, just observing.
After a while Funke and Jona were getting along because Funke like funny people who can make her laugh and that was what Jona used in getting her.
Jona: so do you know how to dance
Funke; yes ooo to dance the hungry me
Jona: like seriously (twisting his face funnily)
Funke (laughing) yes oo make we hit the ground na
They stood up and headed to the dancing floor. They danced to Mr. Real’s ‘’Legbegbe’’.
Kate: make we too go dance na
Kelvin: I no fit dance yet
Kate: your headache still deh
Kelvin: no, I don’t feel like dancing.
Kate: ok feel comfortable with me dear
Kelvin was moved, ‘’make this girl no know say I the shy ooo, chai, I don cast’’.
On the dance floor. Funke was twerking very hard and Jona was not slacking dancing along with her, feeling every bit of her body on him. ‘’we just wanna party, we don’t wanna hurt no body’’ he sang along with Wande Coal’s ‘’Iskaba’’. They continued like this for a long time.
They sat down finally to drink.
Jona: my guy you no the drink
Kelvin: no, I no the take alcohol
Kate: are you serious
Kelvin: yes
Jona: guy forget that thing just take a sip
Funke: big boy like you no sabi shayooo,abi na small boy I deh see so
Kelvin who hate being referred to as a small boy picked a bottle gulping it down, this was hurting him
Jona: guy easy oo.
They drink from one bottle to another until they finished two crates by this time it was already evening time.
They were staggering to get to where they will board a car to take them to their destination. What helped them is that, Kate was not drunk she was just sipping while the rest were drinking their stupor.
She lead them out to where they will board the car. After some minutes a car was coming their direction and she flagged it down and they all sat down. The first house they will come to is Kate and Funke’s house, so she told to the driver to stop as soon as they came to the house.
Jona: we don reach (drunkenly)
Kate helped Funke out. Funke went inside staggering, slumping on the bed. Kate closed the door and went back into the car.
And the driver zoomed off again
They came to Jona’s house and Jona came down.
Jona (mumbling) come spend the night with me na
Kate: no, good night
Kate entered the car again, now they were heading to Kelvin’s house. After a some minutes they arrived at Kelvin’s house the driver was speeding due to this late hour.
Kate paid the driver and thank him for his kind gesture towards them.
He helped Kelvin to his door.
Kate: where your key deh
Kelvin: my pocket
Kate: put her hand to his pocket and carried the key
She opened the door and Kelvin went inside, he was about lying down when he vomited on the bed.
After some time Kelvin came back to his normal senses.
Kelvin: you no go home
Kate: I no wan live you for gutter
Kelvin: what do you mean I fall for gutter.
Kate: no (she picked the bed sheet and replaced it with another one.
Kelvin was looking at her and he was having different thought. ‘’guy chillax today na Sunday oo’’. He thought.
Kate: can I use your bathroom


source http://www.kendogist.com/2018/04/life-of-shy-bad-guy-episode-14-fictions.html

Re: Life Of A Shy Bad Guy by devilmaycry1(m): 12:01am On Apr 24, 2018
nice 1
Re: Life Of A Shy Bad Guy by Meekdon: 2:22pm On Apr 29, 2018
devilmaycry1:
nice 1
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Re: Life Of A Shy Bad Guy by Meekdon: 2:24pm On Apr 29, 2018
Life Of A Shy Bad Guy

Episode 16


Sex In The Bathroom

Kelvin: eh ….. sure (he stammered)
Kate make the gown she wore fell off, giving Kelvin a seducing look. Kelvin staring at the curves right before his eye. Kate asked him what he was looking at, he replied ‘’nothing, am just staring’’ by this time his John Thomas has become hard. ‘’today na today, you no go escape’’ lyrics rang in his head.
Kate ask him if he will like to take his bathe with her.
Kelvin: no I can’t do that
Kate: why? Come joh, let play mummy and daddy (laughing and dragging Kelvin to the bathroom). She helped Kelvin to pull off his shirt and trousers. At the sight of his joystick, she exclaim ‘’you carry big machine oo’’. Kelvin gave a chuckle.
Kate poured water on Kelvin playfully, but he was just standing and looking like a small child who his mother is forcing him to take his bathe.
Kate reached for his joystick, holding it and caressing it gently. ‘’ooh’’. Kelvin moan.
Kate: you like it?
Kelvin: no ……. (he stammered), I don’t like it, eh ….. eh (seeing that Kate stopped what she was doing) no I mean I love it.
Kate took the joystick into her mouth sucking it slowly until she took the whole of Kelvin’s joystick into her mouth reaching her throat region. After much sucking and moaning, Kate told Kelvin to suck her pussy too.
Kelvin: God forbid bad thing
Kate: God forbid wetin, after I don suck your dick finish, suck jareh. She said this pulling Kelvin down to face her pussy.
Kelvin had no choice than to suck. She was wriggling her waist as Kelvin suck slowly.
I need you inside, Kate muttered. She can’t contain the hotness again. She turned and faced the wall, while Kelvin slide his joystick into her pussy. She moaned, ‘’Bleep me harder’’ she almost said out loud.
Kelvin remembered that he had no condoms on, ‘’I don’t wanna be papa pikin now ooh’’ he thought. He told Kate that he can’t go further because he is not wearing condom
Kate: stop keh, continue I can take care of my self, just Bleep harder.
Hearing that, kelvin increased his speed in thrusting ‘’oh oh, baby I like that, yeah, yeah, Bleep me, harder, make me cum baby’’. That are the words that came out of her mouth.
After much thrust, she told Kelvin to lie down on the floor with his joystick facing heaven.
She sat on his joystick and started riding him slowly and after sometime it riding became fast, Kelvin too was not giving her a space, he thrust from within, and ‘’ohh baaaaaabyyy, yeah’’ oh my God. Kate almost cried. Up and down she ride on Kelvin’s joystick.
Kelvin: yes, baby ride on me. (in his mind ‘’finally I don turn bad guy, the guy weh the shy before before).
He stood up holding Kate, the joystick was still in her pussy her leg wrapped around his waist. Kelvin thrust harder for like 10 minutes non-stop, by this time around Kate cannot even muttered a word, she was just enjoying the thrust.
They finally cum together with the shout of ‘’I am cumming’’
Kelvin stood there still holding Kate, she rested his head on Kelvin’s chest.
They took their bath together and jump on the bed to sleep.
Kate told kelvin that she like him immediately she saw him and his friend this morning, that he want him to be her boyfriend. Kelvin laughed. ‘’so now, na girls the toast boy abi’’. He said.
Kate: please am very serious, I want you to be my boyfriend.
Kelvin: ok I gree you are my girl now and ma your boy please no cheating. He laughed again.
Kate: why the laughter na, abeg are u serious.
Kelvin: yes very serious
Kate on hearing that, gave him a long French kiss. Kelvin joystick start to nod, he put his hand to her pussy and started fingering it. It was very wet. After they had many kisses and fingering Kate spoke out like she is crying ‘’baby I need you inside me’’.

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