nich:

Below are a few jokes i stole from somewhere. Should you have seen/read them somewhere before, biko still manage to donate your hahahahahaha hehehehehe guffar! 


Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"


Sharp man:
To surprise her husband an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In order to defend himself the husband said  “budget cut or no budget cut management must do something. I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single seat.


Pregnacy tests:
Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins. The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home. When they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why. He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not happen!

I hope u found something that made u laugh.   

Kunbee:

Some were stale, you can do better

U1:

Common, don't be a sadist? Even if it were to be true that some of the jokes are stale, no harm in donating a laugh . But if you believe that is too hard to do, you could as well reserve your comments.
I may be stepping out of my boundary here, I'm sorry, I just thought I should let you know that that is not gentlemanly.

Kunbee:

*yawns* Are you through

cbase:

here's ma hahhaaahhahahahhahahahahha
heheheheheheheheheh
ho heo hiohihohohohohohohoho

nice jokes man

Hadewunmee:

yeah, nich. it sure made me laugh, kee it coming, aight? cheers!

Kunbee:

Some were stale, you can do better

Amigoz:


- gat me in stitches

tayo_ast:

as stale as these jokes are, NONE IS FUNNY!!!

**no offense**

Ben-10:

Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise
because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE

More of 'em, nich.

dani1luv:

:d

Efemena_xy:

@Poster

Thumbs up 2 u!!

The Pregnancy Test joke was the best by a mile

tayo_ast:

^^

Paul Berry:

Nich,
I just want to thank you for those funny stuffs, you are good man.

Paul Berry:

Wat's Nich,
You got me tearing out tears with those jokes, thanks for making my day. More of them please.

nich:

Cheats chat:
Three pastors were discussing, one said his problem is
stealing, he can not stop stealing from the church’s money and if his church members find out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor said his own problem is adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out. The third pastor said his problem is that he can not do without gossiping, and everybody must know what he just found out. He then excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted.


Pregnacy tests:
Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins. The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home. When they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why. He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not happen!

nich:

baby feeding:

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant.
"Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing.
Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week."
The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's bosoms.
He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one n[size=2pt].[/size]ipple.
"Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't any milk!"
"Of course not!"
she shrieked.
"It's not my child, it's my sister's!"

hectorswag:

Those two really got me cracking!!

romsky:

i dey steal am go fb 2morow if Ben no come again

sylve11:

@ snitch u try wella

nich:

baby feeding:

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant,
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant.
"Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing.
Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week."
The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's bosoms.
He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one n[size=2pt].[/size]ipple.
"Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't any milk!"
"Of course not!"
she shrieked.
"It's not my child, it's my sister's!"