you know the deal

iv got this in my pocket like a mobile device
all it really takes is mad beat a mick in my hands

lario:

you know the deal

look at this man coming her on Nairaland
talking bout a battle with  a mic in his hand
new zealand, iceland or all the way to England
i put nigg*as like you to sleep even in the motherland

this is not a place for you, stay behind your broadband
go get yourself a job, i dont know. . . . . . farmhand
when you get some money have a trip to Dysneyland
or sit your a$$ down and go join a boyzband

^^^^MrBrownJay spitting bars?

Never seen you on this section

^^^^^LOL you dont know who you dealing with here!!!!! i have many skills safely hidden under my coat!

you seemed more concerned with this LAND - ISH
im CONVINCED; your a vagabond with a death WISH
this is the MOTHER LAND city of DREAMS, i run this S*IT
this poor retard been VICTIMIZE
and that why he can never be RECOGNIZED
so he lets it off through nursery school RHYMES
HUMPY DUMPY sat on my THRONE
HUMPY DUMTY got his head BLOWN
but i can't rap like THAT, im above THAT
i just took out the TRASH

hey mr brown jay
u forgot to mention Poland, Finland
Scotland, Switzerland, Ireland
and the rest
or maybe your not just knowledgeable enough

^^^^^ come on, rhymes are about the right delivery not mentionning all the countries that end with AND. . . . . . ROTFLMAO!!!

ok here is your reply, son:

you calling me a vagabond and say i have a death WISH
child. . . . .come over, bend over and let me unlEASH-
you with this devilISH, this lavISH, this oh so stylISH-
rhymes that comes at you and killing you like a crawfISH

you even sound SwedISH, nah nah i think you PolISH
abeg, go smoke some hashISH and let yourself vanISH
this discussion is finISH'd, no,no you've been abolISH'd
its enough for today the poor Laro has been PUNISH'd

child. . . . .come over, bend over and let me unlEASH-
you with this devilISH, this lavISH, this oh so stylISH-

MRBROWNJAY,  that sounds so so Gay-ish
more like you was strafing your younger brother
while dropping your verse

me sound sound swedish
u sound like retarded B***H

this pure freestyle
not mr brown jay's style

i pull strings like a puppeteer
slay niegros like the a musketeers
word i flip stay sharp even after the beer
now im certain this fool needs medical help
i thought he was coming like a stealth
but he was only cumin at my words
ur not in my league get of my blog

^^^^^^i was kicking your A$$ while you bend over, read thru the line!!!!! LOL!!!!

no you were dreaming of kicking mi arse while i bend over
a man has three legs. i kick my girl like you want to kick me
gay,

get off my page

man you aint got the skills, so i will bowdown because i make you look weak. bring me someone that got skills . . . . . . . NEXT!!!!!

pulling strings like a pupeteer, i think i saw you shed a tEAR
calling yourself a musketeer, you just a negro on welfARE
you definitely need a beer,  now roll along on you wheelchAIR
you better go and get a pAIR- of balls to settle this affAIR

you talked about medical help, yeah yeah after the blow i dEALT-
you. . . . i am coming like a stealth, dont be afraid,its just like dEATH
you and your funny silly rhymes,but you aint nothing but a dIME
there's gonna be another crime, and you the victime now this tIME

oh,lario is here too/
i finished dat nigga,and d other guy chopped part two/
i see MJbrowmJAY too,rappin lik he has no clue/
about rap,am here to paint dis page black-blue/
like mourinho i am d special man/
am so hot my punchlines are sun tanned/
in antartica am so banned/
spend cash,find it in my rubber band/
at d end ya'll be beggin' me for merci lik am pep guirdiola/
spend all kind of money,so cheers to d dollar/
i run tracks,bob sinclair/ i might be to advanced but i seem clear/
you guy's flo's older that ric flair/hip hop is dead now lemme repair/ soon you'll clean tears/
chop anything i see like sniffed cocaine bears/
am d one R n B shuld fear/
no despair/succckaaaz!!!
LOL

^^^^^^^^^
you said you finished Laro, who chopped part tWO
i killed that kid he's just a mugU
makajibz makajibz let me call you doodoo
you aint worth sh*it like dem yahoo yahoo
you talk about painting this page black and blUE
i'm gonna chEW--------YOU just like a dish of rice and stEW
done on a barbeQUE. . . . .while i listen to jujU
or is it zulU-----music, you 'll have no option but to sUE
and when you aint got no valUE/ i'll just tell you to screw yOU
you banned in antartica/ thats even worst than AlaskA
you talk about being a gangstA/ but you just a common slappER
that i am gonna have for dinnER/ and spit you like my salivA
some wannabe rockafellA/  you. . . him oh what a dilemmA
you sound like my baby mamA/ just with an accent from naijA
bartendER/ give dem a vodkA/ oh maybe just a glass of sodA/
these young cats aint got the dollAR/ see dem looking like lady GagA

Haaa!!! You gat to be kidding me, is dis like a comedy battle ground,
You guys r not living up to what's expected of u,
Goodwork Makajibz for ligthening it up a bit with some ill lines

, *Iight here goes my 1st entry*,


Proportions for portors.
Law and order.
Niggas, suspect that im the suspect who suspects to burst the tech, Nuff said.
Money flippa ganja rolla, *Juicygirl* very own, im Jamaican bread.
Listen lario , i'll hit you up proper, and make sure the blood soaks your head.
Hit you from the chest up, expose your head.
Niggas need the stitches, doctors at the phramacy saying "I need more thread.
Ya niggas cant stop me from flowing even if you were a levey.
Talk ****, catch nots the same color as a blueberry.
Drip dripping the same color as a cherry.
You can get it, even if you fat, black, gangsta, or preppy so test me.
I'm doing what im suppose ././
OH././, 

^^^^^^^^^

[b]this is my C gAME, i am not ashAME, this aint no fAME,
MRBrownJay on Nairaland but dont forget the nicknAME.
niggaz here think they have the ultimate rhYMES
i am getting warmed up, cover yourself i am the swINE-
flu/ ya mama told you to put a jacket when its cOLD
its freezing out here, i'll knock you out i get the gOLD
yeah you're suspECT, no intellECT, you fail for the bAIT
so let me injECT you with my sp*erm, i want respECT
muslim christIAN its not even the questION,
if you battle with me today you'll end in crucifixION.
you think you are the top mc the kingpIN the next DagrIN
but you aint no match for me, you singING you're my pikIN.
gals like you i see a lot, you aint got skILLZ
you just another Bi*tch, with a microphone wearing high hEELS
you struggling with your mixtAPE, concentrATE. . . baby wAIT!
nairaland is a forum, dont be fooled they're all fAKE.
if don Jazzy didnt call yOU, then thats a clUE
you better go and get a job, stand in line here's the quEUE.
writing these punchline is something so easy for mE
just like a newborn attracted to ti*tty naturallY.
this is my playground, my play pit, my playstation kIT
FIFA two thousand and ten i'm Brazil you're EgYPT.
i've got to take this thread ovER, organize a bettER structURE
its full of amatEUR, vultURE,pretendER. can i get A-
AMEN/ or lets have real mEN to reclAIM this terrAIN
and regAIN the beauty that make this art so insANE.
so let me sIT for a minUTE so you can quIT or just admIT
that you're not fIT and better submIT. you're nitwIT, a counterfEIT![/b]

hahaha
doctors dont work at pharmacies, dummie/
i had to go naked cos my closet's full of money/
i knw yu cnt help dat i gat mo carats than a bunny/
funny tony tetuila kind of rap,so out-dated/
dnt need calendar,cos of d numba of girls i've dated/
belive it or nt me and 2pac arent related/
but i gat three of him on my belly,and a few i procreated/
juicy girl is back,but juice hasnt been scarce/
cos i've been trading juicy lines lik am cheif of commerce/
i throw d punchlines then it comes back lik boomerang/
i pro-create it,then it hits you like kun-fu frm pyonyang/
spit ill lines, call me SS/
then i dodge your hits, dodge SS/
am in form wit dat systematic spit, SS/ haha
but you keep spitting shit!!! SS/

beat that succcckkkkas!!!

non of you players are on the same level to draw swords with me
your are kids compared to me your so elementary
break you like rocks cuz your sedimentary
like multiple orgies i f**k*all of y'all
like coats leave you hanging on the wall
mr brown telling your boy bout having many skills
like wanting to give my back side a little drill
talking bout killing, yall cant kill a fly
i was born to ride yall was born to die
suicidal thought felling like big poppa
i bring war make heart beat raise a little faster
pay you your last right like a freaking pastor
and i dint rap with word like mugu or poo
you ignoramuses can learn a thing or two
money i make put my girls in jimmy choos

Makafan junior (specials) lol
Jimmy choos? Your girl’s so heavy she needs to gym her shoes/
Who cant kill? I’ll be on target when I gun you down forget the blues/
My flo make you surprised, pika booo/
Now where’s your sister’s room lemme surprise her too/
The girls never leave me like I am full of glue/
You’ll be dieing , I’ll be in my house watching Samantha who?/
My flo make you more sur-priced than sales/
11 out of ten,yeah I gat mo giggs than wales/
I know you’ll die soon,I wish you happy ending ….fairytales/
Rich boy,gat more paper than mails/
My rap gat more flow than the water a ship sails/
While your rap’s cheaper than sales/
Yeah/
Broke boys wanna break me, nope boy/
Dope boy,boy I am safer than an envoy/
When I rap people are happy they jump for joy /
I am heavy metal you more fake than alloy/
Beat that boy!!!

An ignorant monkey wearing rags with too much to say
Saying that "doctors dont work at pharmacies"
Not even making sense when your rap flow's pathetic
As fro me I always bring something new to the table
All yalls is immature,short lived, and too stable
As for me my life comes in 66 parts like the Bible


The Hip-Hop Prince$$ is back
So show some respect
Juicygirl comes to Rap Attack
I'm one and only so u can get back
I'm a rapper from a new generation
I don't need an invitation
2 come into your dream
U know what I mean
As u can see
Everybody's talkin' 'bout me
They say that I'm so good
U don't believe?come 2 my hood
Get your sunglasses 'cause Juicygirl shines
Get your umbrella- there's gonna be a storm of rhymes
My fans say that I'm so great
My rhymes go faster than my Escalade
Don't need nothin' else, just give me a beat
Let my rhymes take u, feel the heat
Now it's time 2 go
2night I've got a show
I'm gonna perform 4 my fans
'cause I love 'em and that's what makes sense

u asked me to BEAT THAT
this fool just had to ASK
I'm gonna BEAT you like dry cleaners beat RUGS
BEAT you like your high school bully DOES
and like i said on the other PAGE
your thinking goes in REVERSE with your AGE
funny how an adolescent rhymes like a CHILD
what even funnier is with that VERSE he's so PROUD
maka and brown bring a DUEL where i DWELL
soniq and juicy mixed y'all like juice and gin, what THE HELL
now we can CONVERSE as they both can DUET with the POET
now we can hang in the booth sip off WEAKLINGS like MOET
if my GYMS her foot it would be to KICK you WEAKLINGS
you fools disgust me like shading DEALINGS
even the girls get irritated like y'all were DANDRUFF
but i understand, its normal for children to play ROUGH
i expose and lay y'all out on the STREET like COAL TAR
like the POPE i give HOPE and don't TOLERATE any NONSENCE
if AT THIS RATE you can make any SENSE in one SENTENCE
then ill trow you a BEAT, if not ill KICK against y'all like MALARIA
BEAT on y'all like the rain BEATS the EARTH
you losers don't belong here, you belong in the DIRTH

for the record
maka said he killed me
let the flows be read
loudspeeka's post
Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person
for your viewing pleasure iv uploaded the link
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-441464.0.html

maka ran from that battle to run his mouth in here
tell darequam i only went easy cuss brown's a novice
this is still my HABITAT im not having any of THAT

im da numba 1 rhyma,jst fl dis.


i use 2 b a rapper,bt im nt dis tym,
cos ryt now all i wana do is rhyme,
i wana show u wt 2 do wit d punchlyn,
i wanna let u kno u aint got floz lyk myn,
cos i flo so fyn,yes im nt lyin,
and u cant b lyk me,u'l jst kp tryin.
many're wastin deir tym, doin nickel& dime,
dey drop floz lyk a kid's,so sour lyk lime.

@lario,
And av seen u r more than what u first exhibited, I'm lovin thi thread
I love this game,

MAKA
Its maka like muslims/
Ya’ll follow-follow like naija blue films/
Lario,Mjbrown,juicygirl,loomy…you all should make a film/
I’ll name it “EPITOMY OF WACKNESS” cos datz wat it seems/
I dnt hav to show raw talent, but I must/
I’m smoothing out dis game ya’ll sawdust/
My head’s swollen wit punchlines , it will soon bust/
uhhhh
I hope yu get d fukkin picture/
If u dnt like Kodak, imma paint yu a portrait,imma make sure/
Dat yu cant stop me…cos am d future/
And yu just go back and forth like a fukkin suture/
Com niggaz,I gat mo beef than a butcher/
Uhhh
I’m going straight up non-stop like a rocket/
Ganna rain it out my pocket/and make you bring out ur bucket/ to catchey
Niggaz staring at me, eyes almost out their sockets/
Cos dem yellow and blue diamond make me look like Denver nuggets/
And if u gat beef please make it chicken nuggets/
Or forget! /

FEEL FREE TO USE MY LYRICS FOR ANY UN-PROFITABLE REASON, WHILE OFFER STILL LAST….REMEMBER, makafan always has ur best interest at heart!!!

lets analyse this

he finaly gets to spit with sense
even though his first line is dump
but cant hold on to line of reasoning for to long
so he interludes with uhhhn
or was it that he was wanking off

he try
but
why would i want to use your flows exept to
prove gravity of your foolery

lario:

lets analyse this

he finaly gets to spit with sense
even though his first line is dump
but cant hold on to line of reasoning for to long
so he interludes with uhhhn
or was it that he was wanking off

he try
but
why would i want to use your flows exept to
prove gravity of your foolery

thank God you have said d truth,the devil's ashamed now,
and my first line was a punchline, macca (the holy city) duh
RESPECT!!!

he's so glad i praised him!
when kids do a little good they should
be told so they can do better

and u first line is not a punchline
its senseless (the Holy city)

this is a punchline

if you bring war into my district/
you leave as homicide statistics/
say a prayer as u take a dip with the fishes/
my dogs stay vicious,/ theses cats so ridiculous/
i slap so many time they call me doctor octopus/
i don't stress out with civilians/
but when i flow they call me a super vilian/
even you called me the devil/
my tactics is quite simple/
like a chemotherapist i massage these girls by their niples/
work my way till they scream for help/
next their and their friends try to tie me in their web/

lol just for your edu-tain-tion

@makajibz

maka dnt try me cos u cnt fly me.
if u cnt fly me,dnt com nigh me.
bt if u insist dt u wanna
den giv a fonecall 2 ur mourner.
cos im gona tia u,boi i dnt fia u.
nw i kno d reason y d nigas go nia u.
it's cos u rap bulshit,ur floz is ful of shit.
im d numba one rhyma,niga dts it.

Because you praised me doesn’t mean I’ll return the favor here’s what I have to say…
MAKA
Makafan is always there like air/
Maybe me & you should come pair,but you cant compare/
Listen to my words, all you do is stop & stare/
Lifestyle judicial so I judge-e-you like Armani/
You rap is so 2001 like agbani/
Keep askin how far were me like gani/ lol
Uhhn
Punchlines gushing out my mouth like oil spill/
Even the government cant stop me I guess its God’s will/
No halfs,gat mo wholes than a hand-drill/
Is that real/ nigga dis is how real feels/
Nigga… I am realer than rilwan/
Fuckkk jet li cos am THE ONE/
I don’t promote two faces like keke & D1/
Looomy,If dis world’s for rappers u’ll be an alien/
1989, you’ll be a star if you were a rapper then/
now dnt get your hopes up,there’s no time machine/
your nt my lover like billy jean/

LOOMY SOIL… NO PLANTS…suckkkaaa!!