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Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 4:41pm On Jun 14, 2010
cool maka ur getting the concept u
didn't only rap with sense now
but u applied punchlines
and accurately too
this is ok
but don't understand ur first lines

don't be anxious to use rhymes
let the rhymes work for you
and not the other way
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by Joecoollorenzo(m): 9:44am On Jun 23, 2010
Hahaha, the real mccoy z here
alla ya tryin bt its time i rule my atmosphere
if u wana stay
u do nofin but b my fan
or else take take ur ass n be a stray
coz i'd slay u shortenin ur life span
i'm the hitler of the rap scene
u know me i'm M. Ali's twin
if u are sick of my rap
i'd roast u while u take a nap
blah blah blah
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by juicygirl: 9:27am On Jun 24, 2010
They call you "makajibbz " but all you do is bark.
Bleep a bark! I bite in the night when it's dark.
Bleep a bite! I bust caps, that hit the mark.
And I'm aimin' at you, so watch for the spark.
When I see you, I'm gonna fill you with lead.
Put holes in your body and holes your head.
I aint playin'. You'll roll over and be dead.
Then my dog I'll teach new tricks to ya' girlfriend instead.
He'll do her dogstyle, while she rubs on her clit.
Then she'll get on top, after He teach her to sit.
See, you may tell me "I gotta know when to quit."
When all you can spit is that weak dogshit!!!!
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 2:20pm On Jun 24, 2010
I'm waitng on motherf**kers to act autistic
Anyone who gon risk it
Blood on they mouth like lipstick
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by juicygirl: 6:16pm On Jun 25, 2010
Battlerap attacker, as a matter, of fact f*uck rap, il just bust back ya skull cap, n happy slap ya, kidnap ya, snatch ya, got ya captured, the rapper snapper, leave ya hakt up n fractured, ur a a*ss bein fingerd, all wet n mushy il leave ya injured, cry cry
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 6:06pm On Jun 27, 2010
You should listen to yourself
The way your lyrics is spelt [not literally]
I'm pissing maself
I'm a fu*cking black belt
In kung fu
and you dont know what my gun do
You tryna sound dirty
You just sound like a tw*at
You can finger muthaf***as but you can't fight a Gat
Even if you could beat me up physically
You can't beat me up lyrically
Rez Dog's infinity
So fu*ck you Juicygirl
You ain't hard, you sweet, you come from fruity world
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by juicygirl: 6:50pm On Jun 27, 2010
*** Rez Dog***
You *****es can't cope with the weed smoke that I toke,
You can only take notes and sniff coke,
To the dope lyrics that I provoke.,
This ain't no joke.,
The **** that I inflict make you choke,
And trip, crack you like an egg, like the yoke,
Your insides rip, got your girl sayin', damn this trick is sick!
Your beats are fat and your rhymes are slick,
When you pull out your gat the snitches are quick to split,
When i full out rap the riches are thick in my pocket,
I tweak you out make you hop it over fences when I rock it,
I cause the earth quakes. My rap game is so fine,
My God it makes the earth shake,
When I speak my mind it gets your senses stimulated,
It causes you to drop your prime cause yo **** is outdated
Peace
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 7:01pm On Jun 27, 2010
*****JUICYGIRL*************
man you dont smoke
and you dont sniff either
you wanna f*uck wit rez dog, i'd jus leave her
That rap was fu*cking whack
its meant to be addressed to me but if you hadnt put my name on top
then how were we to see?
You're not gonna crack me open
You as soft as f*uck
You wouldn't hurt a fly
You f*uckin fake ass, why!?
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by juicygirl: 9:14pm On Jun 27, 2010
Let mi itrude ma slf to this Rez Dog,
I'm the killer of ada mans drim lipsrsealed,
I use a gun and any weapon,
Mic is ma spear weapon,
Stage wil be ma shield,
I'm hot lyk a volcano eruption,
Stron lyk a swift wind blowing to the midle east,
Sweapin yo minds throu to confusion poolls,
Leavin u confused lyk a down syndrone choked withot a g,

, TO BE CONTINUED wink wink
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 6:10pm On Jun 28, 2010
Look at you, Little Miss Metaphore
Don't you get bored?
And tired tryin to think of this whack
Cuz you think about it you don't just freestyle the crap
You can wrap presents but you can't wrap a rap.
Get it? Ye probably cuz you so fu*cking clever with words
You say "to be continued" cuz you can't think of the next verse cool
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by juicygirl: 3:37am On Jun 29, 2010
They call you "Dog Raz" but all you do is bark,
You may pop alot of shit about my flow and my timin,
But I'm more creative when it comes to the rhymin,
It's like all you do is analyze my style,
And that's what gives you inspiration for a while,
Your on my pussi and everyone knows it,
Ain't No Limit to this s*hit nigga,
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 6:05pm On Jun 29, 2010
HAHAHA you're not better when it comes to rhymin
Cuz half the time
You just end the line
With the same word

Ye of course I pick on your style,
That's the whole point of a diss rap
You do it to me too b*iatch
Look at yo weak *ss driving round in that Fiat
I don't even analyze your crap
I can't just see it's whack
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by thweraja10: 7:00pm On Jun 29, 2010
Your rhymes are irregular
You need to get the formular
Im proud to be an african
We're better than the Americans
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 7:14pm On Jun 29, 2010
I AM NOT AMERICAN, DUMBASS
I'm F*UCKING ENGLISH AND I DON'T GIVE A F*UCK YOU LITTLE RACIST SCUM
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 2:04pm On Jun 30, 2010
what makes you think i'm american anyway, Arrow?
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by juicygirl: 8:35pm On Jun 30, 2010
As the rap goes on, I do damage
I use the same beat twice, and still rock it
When I flip on those who thought I was a regular dame
Hm - think again if you think I'm soft
I'll squeeze you like a vice, and punch like Tyson
Sting more deadly than a black widow spider
Cooler than suede, and I don't mean leather
This is a warning, to whom it may concern wink wink
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 5:53pm On Jul 02, 2010
Okay, you've said what you're gonna do
Now you've gotta give us a reason to believe you ?
When I ain't even seen you
Face to face
You a cyberbully
Cuz you too pussi to say it to my face, you don't understand fully
You think you're such a bully
You're soft and wooly
I know that you ain't gon spray it
Tell me why I shouldn't say it ?
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by lario(m): 4:33pm On Jul 04, 2010
this page is for fun no beef please,
rez, i really think you got a thing for juicy
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 8:14pm On Jul 04, 2010
Oh right soz, comments it is
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by juicygirl: 12:35am On Jul 05, 2010
My heads touchin the clouds cause i’m way more higher/
and birds comin at me cause i’m way more flyer/
Carry so much heat you would think i’m on fire/
Fuckin*g with me your situation is dire/
Yeah there is consequences for coming at the throne/
Try to take my crown while i blow shots at your dome/
I’ll show you the door cause your on your way out/
They call you Raz dog cause your rhymes r played out/
They’re old puss*y, we all heard them before/
You’ve been fuc*k so many time on this topic you should change your name to LovePeddler/
You need to show respect cause you look like a rookie while i’m a vet/
You should call me J.Kid cause i’m all Net/
I’ll call you Lebron cause your 2 Cavallier/
You need 2 be carefull who you step up to on here/
My punches to quick just like Mayweather/
My rhymes like 5 tons yours r as light as a feather/
Me replying to your rhymes that’s what you dreaded/
Yeah i’m the Queen i’ll have your ass beheaded/
I’ll put it on a spike or serve it on a silver plater/
Got you pissing your pants like you got a weak bladder/
Now i know you scared got you holding your chest like you in cardiac arrest/
I aint never on defensive always on attack/
Bleep it its over the Queen is back/
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by RezDog(f): 4:10pm On Jul 05, 2010
You are such a show-off
You're top never blows off
Enough to have me "beheaded"
And I will never go off
Never forfeit the game
You need to change YOUR name
Juicygirl, doesn't that just sound lame!!!!!!!!! grin
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by Crude(m): 7:01pm On Jul 26, 2010
Lario! Been a while Brova. . . . . . . . .

Gotta permit me, i'm finning let u hit moribund
I'm too horrendous, weak bars cant hold me down
The best thing is catchin u relaxing as u catch me blessin
Pinky, u dont wanna go a-fencing, i'm so unfeignin
Thinkin it's a show off? Reverse that, it's an off show
So nonrecreational, i'm arround bozos lay low
I deal out killin lines fa sho, ma heart is too cold
Heaven Knows i'm twofold titled, a Psycho n a Pro
Got u stryna step up while i beat ur dol-drums
With a drumstick carved outta ur feeble femurs
I'm barbecuing ur a$$ when i'm done i'll serve the beef
Quit being stiff, punk u Better beg to live
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by makajibbz(m): 10:13pm On Jul 26, 2010
shocked shocked crude,your lines are piss,,,,plus puke cool
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by FatFish: 3:09am On Aug 18, 2010
Ben, it's Dad..
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by juicygirl: 12:39am On Aug 21, 2010
U GOT MY ABC lipsrsealed
I GOT UR ABC lipsrsealed
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by FatFish: 10:24pm On Aug 21, 2010
wtf are you on about?
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by DarkBwoy(m): 12:41am On Jul 31, 2012
I wana ba2 u
MRbrownJAY: ^^^^^LOL you dont know who you dealing with here!!!!! i have many skills safely hidden under my coat!
Re: Who Wants To Battle (been Away For A While, I Should Be An Easy Pick) For Fun by ojoawo(m): 1:21am On Aug 15, 2012
yo think u can rap??
check out this new post, very interesting, drop your illest rhymes
https://www.nairaland.com/1018865/rap-cypher-challenge

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