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| Jane And Tarzan by Labans(m): 5:52pm On Mar 23, 2007 |
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged in sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for bees," said Tarzan. |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by spoilt(f): 8:20am On Mar 24, 2007 |
@labans, you dey craze! roflmao!  |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by Labans(m): 1:59pm On Mar 24, 2007 |
spoilt: @ Spoilt, Why would you say that? |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by spoilt(f): 6:32pm On Mar 24, 2007 |
thats the funniest joke ive heard in a long time. gosh. tarzan must have been dumb. i laughed all night! |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by nike4luv(f): 10:14am On Jun 09, 2008 |
hahahaahh. |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by folly69(m): 10:34am On Jun 09, 2008 |
heard it b4 bt still nice @nike4luv i loooooovveee ur lips  |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by lysaa(f): 3:42pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
whoa! tarzan must have been stung b4 by those bees in the trees. LOL. |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by Jeovy(m): 3:59pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
Am sorry,but is all over tarzan |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by lysaa(f): 4:15pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
who told u that? wait until u see the part 2 lol |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by bibs(f): 5:10pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
i cant wait to read the part 2. lol |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by krama(m): 7:32am On Jun 10, 2008 |
You can't blame tarzan oooo, maybe the bush he saw was similar to those of the tress  |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by popsonj(m): 8:33am On Jun 10, 2008 |
This one sef funny pass the joke @krama  |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by olulu(m): 8:55am On Jun 10, 2008 |
nice one man |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by lysaa(f): 12:06pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
@bibs I was just saying o, i don't know if there's a continuation. |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by clemcykul(f): 4:19pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
well i love honey |
| Re: Jane And Tarzan by Labans(m): 10:42pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
Imao |
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