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Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 1:01pm On Jun 14, 2010
lysaa:

Sanya! Nor let me chest u commot for road o angry
Warri! u dey doubt me? Na so we dey take gym for warri na!


FYI if u try that exercise everyday for 2 weeks, U go lift weight with ya chest. U go even dey chest bullets dey holla Odeshi!!!
so the legend of warri girls is indeed true?
so underneath that stunning looks/body u have there is a tigerish ruthless snap? i fear oooooo
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:03pm On Jun 14, 2010
I fear who nor fear me!
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 1:04pm On Jun 14, 2010
but sha me i no seke, i go still toast u sha, if u like beat me up
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:07pm On Jun 14, 2010
LOL. .Warri nor like weaklings. if i can beat u, I can't take u. .end of discussion!
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 1:07pm On Jun 14, 2010
Toast?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 1:09pm On Jun 14, 2010
lysaa:

LOL. .Warri nor like weaklings. if i can beat u, I can't take u. .end of discussion!
me weakling? i dont fight women, although i like wrestling with fine girls sha,
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 1:12pm On Jun 14, 2010
I trust you.
So lyssa don become the kind of babe wey even wheel barrow fit toast ehn?

I cant believe it
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:14pm On Jun 14, 2010
I dey save ur face since o. .make i expose u?

Studio CFR:

I trust you.
So lyssa don become the kind of babe wey even wheel barrow fit toast ehn?

I cant believe it
We don't wrestle, mba! its a moronic abstraction. we beat to survive. tongue
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 1:18pm On Jun 14, 2010
that kind of life no fit u sha,
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:21pm On Jun 14, 2010
Na where u see reach u talk reach.
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 1:24pm On Jun 14, 2010
translation pls embarassed embarassed
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:26pm On Jun 14, 2010
These are the things. .U are not initiated and those will remain classified.
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 1:26pm On Jun 14, 2010
ah get it,
are u on YIM?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:33pm On Jun 14, 2010
Na person papa name? LOL

Are u religious?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 1:35pm On Jun 14, 2010
not religious, im a christian
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 1:36pm On Jun 14, 2010
Lol, See life.
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:39pm On Jun 14, 2010
LOL studio the commentator.

Tee_Jay:

not religious, im a christian
so y are u toasting me religiously?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 1:43pm On Jun 14, 2010
lysaa:

LOL studio the commentator.
so y are u toasting me religiously?
grin grin grin which one be religious toasting again?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 1:44pm On Jun 14, 2010
Good Question
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:47pm On Jun 14, 2010
So na Christian toast u dey do?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 1:50pm On Jun 14, 2010
Such is life
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 1:51pm On Jun 14, 2010
lysaa:

So na Christian toast u dey do?
nope i havent even started toasting u yet,
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 1:55pm On Jun 14, 2010
Were is Dikele
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:57pm On Jun 14, 2010
^^The guy na religious yam pounder, e dey pound yam for my lunch

Tee_Jay:

nope i havent even started toasting u yet,
I for talk! but ya intro nor dey bang.
OK, so y u wen be christian intend to toast me at all?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by Odunnu: 1:59pm On Jun 14, 2010
I love toasted bread.
Who is toasting?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 2:00pm On Jun 14, 2010
so becos i be xtian i shudnt like cute girl like u,
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 2:00pm On Jun 14, 2010
Jambite?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 2:02pm On Jun 14, 2010
commentator! go for commercial break na

Tee_Jay:

so becos i be xtian i shudnt like cute girl like u,
U should see me as ur sister, abi u dey toast ya sis?

Odunnu:

I love toasted bread.
Who is toasting?
Thats not the topic!
Re: Religious Boyfriend by TeeJay6(m): 2:03pm On Jun 14, 2010
sister na in dey become lovers now, grin
Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 2:11pm On Jun 14, 2010
Na wetin ya pastor teash u be dat?
Re: Religious Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 2:15pm On Jun 14, 2010
Diego and paloma
Re: Religious Boyfriend by Odunnu: 2:15pm On Jun 14, 2010
[quote author=lysaa link=topicThats not the topic!
[quote][/quote]
Whatz d topic ma'am?

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