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| Farmer John by Labans(m): 12:30pm On Mar 27, 2007 |
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling every day to complain. The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone. The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign, it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers, " So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood: "NUDIST COLONY" Go slow and watch out for the chicks |
| Re: Farmer John by mohawkchic(f): 7:24pm On Mar 27, 2007 |
Lol, goes to show huh, nude and chicks  gets any mans attension  |
| Re: Farmer John by spikelord(m): 1:53am On Sep 13, 2009 |
This joke almost cost me my ribs, I can't just stop laughing |
| Re: Farmer John by bashydemy(m): 5:45pm On Sep 13, 2009 |
wowwww Farmer john must be a wise man know that will get everyone attention cos they will wanna see the nudist hahahaa |
| Re: Farmer John by CrazyMan(m): 2:56am On Sep 14, 2009 |
Nice joke. |
| Re: Farmer John by Labans(m): 4:50pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
Thanks mi home boy! |
| Re: Farmer John by D1KeleVra(m): 5:00pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
lol  smart joke there |
| Re: Farmer John by kabola2009(m): 6:26pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
@poster, you don dey craze, hunm lol |
| Re: Farmer John by Labans(m): 8:40pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
kabola2009:my bros, no be say man dey craze, i just dey try small, small to make u laugh now! abi u no like am? |
| Re: Farmer John by bydot1(m): 1:44am On Sep 28, 2009 |
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| Re: Farmer John by Labans(m): 9:25pm On Sep 28, 2009 |
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| Re: Farmer John by CrazyMan(m): 2:50am On Sep 29, 2009 |
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| Re: Farmer John by Labans(m): 4:11pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
No wahala!!! |
| Re: Farmer John by romsky: 4:29pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
hmmm nudist colony killed it for a year & 6 months |
| Re: Farmer John by Ben13: 4:43pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
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| Re: Farmer John by romsky: 5:17pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
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| Re: Farmer John by Labans(m): 5:34pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
@ romsky, lol !!! |
| Re: Farmer John by bashydemy(m): 8:30pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
see tit |
| Re: Farmer John by mamagee6(f): 1:11am On Sep 30, 2009 |
Funny Joke. |
| Re: Farmer John by bydot1(m): 4:35am On Sep 30, 2009 |
wia is it |
| Re: Farmer John by bashydemy(m): 5:17am On Sep 30, 2009 |
check ya pocket |
| Re: Farmer John by bydot1(m): 5:28am On Sep 30, 2009 |
found notin, u gotta check urs? |
| Re: Farmer John by bashydemy(m): 8:17am On Sep 30, 2009 |
pieces of paper all na control number's |
| Re: Farmer John by Labans(m): 1:07am On Oct 02, 2009 |
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| Re: Farmer John by CrazyMan(m): 2:55am On Oct 02, 2009 |
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| Re: Farmer John by bydot1(m): 4:35am On Oct 02, 2009 |
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| Re: Farmer John by clemcykul(f): 11:24am On Oct 02, 2009 |
winkster |
| Re: Farmer John by D1KeleVra(m): 11:30am On Oct 02, 2009 |
one eye dey pain am. . . u think say na style? *mscheew* |
| Re: Farmer John by clemcykul(f): 12:39pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
i cant be decieved, i know a blind man wen i see one |
| Re: Farmer John by Nobody: 3:26pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
omg this is one of the best joke I have ever read |
| Re: Farmer John by romsky: 4:29pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
aww roki fanx |
| Re: Farmer John by mamagee6(f): 4:34pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
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