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The moment we all have been waiting for is before us. We all want to be done with this semester but the only thing stopping us is the exams. This is the point in the semester when everybody tries to be serious. Like someone said "read yoir books , especially during tests and exams"

This is the point in the semester when you find slay mamas without make up in A101, trying so hard to put 13 weeks in their heads in just one night.

We have compiled for you 10 types of students you will find at every night class, from A101 to MP, to COLVET to COLENG AUD, to ANENIH. Before you go to night class tonight, find your category and move on.

1. FOLLOW FOLLOW: These set of people top our list. They don't know the reason for visiting the classes, they just follow the herd, window dress and play for the camera. They are the one who will flood your WhatsApp statuses with picture of books they spent half of the night snapping. Location: A101

2. SLEEPER CELLS: These ones will leave the comfort of their bed, all dressed up, only to get to night class and be sleeping on Pako! They will sleep from their arrival till the following morning. Sometimes, it is even the invigilator that comes to wake them up the next day, signalling the commencement of exams. Location: Anenih, MP, A101, Colvet

3. MOBILE CINEMAS: Can you imagine, these ones will leave their hostel only to come to class to watch movies on their phones and systems until it dies. After then, they also shutdown. You can find them at COLBIOS lobby!

4. JACKIE CHAN and JACKIE APPIAH: These one will read from dusk till dawn non-stop. At the end of the day, they tell you they haven't read anything. This category is divided into two; the first set are those who have been reading since the semester started, the second set are the supermen who will read everything at once and pour it down the following day. They are everywhere.

*5. I CANNOT KILL MYSELF CREW:* Well, you only live once, these people are the ones who will read a little, sleep a little, stroll a little, exchange pleasantries a little. No time for excesses! You find them everywhere.

6. BINTA AND FRIENDS: They bring the full squad to the class. Some squads may be beneficial, all of them may read all through. Other squads may turn the class to a dining hall—eat, eat, have family meeting and sleep with a bloated stomach! They are behind you

7. MEKWE MASTERS: It is no myth, these set of people actually exist, they have strategic locations to make headlines for funaabhoestory. For security reasons, we won't announce those places.

8. SOCIALITES: These ones just came to socialise, meet new girls, collect number. Dazzol! They are always at your back talking sweet nonsenses. We all know them.

9. BAEBOO: If you come to night class with your girlfriend/boyfriend, your books will be as useless as Zenith Bank, FUNAAB branch. These set of persons are always getting boo'd-up from time to time, cuddling and gisting. At the end of the day, someone falls asleep on the other person's lap.

10. Add yours.

-Cranium X
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All through my university I never attended night class.
Knowing fully well that I will sleep all through.
I respected my local government jejely.
In other words, know what works for you

I haven't attended night class when I know that I can't read all through the night and don't like sleeping outside.

Only in OAU you will read to fail. In that school it's not about reading you must be a genius. I mean you and the lecturer must be at the same level.

11. Slay Queeen/Slay Mama: They will not attend class throughout the semester or section but during exams, they will offer themselves to lecturers... Then, they will score higher than serious students.

12. One Corner: These set of people are studends of "I cannot come and kill myself". then they will do one corner at the corner.

vc

instead make u dey read ur book,u are here showing us nonsense

The mosquito net guy got me.

i got my diploma but never learn shits in school

Funnab, school of yahoo boys and btc scammers.

Those ones in mathematics department uniben will relate
I don delete the pic I took them
Na better crashing

That one that covered his funny looking legs with mosquito net obviously didn't come to read.he went there to sleep

I am even in one right now
Location:first bank lecture theatre OAU
See noise making of the highest level tonight, time to go back to awo to catch some sleep.

Come to EKSU.
You will see condom on the floor

If u know Dblock in mouau go there at night. Everything dey happen. Kissing under stair, nacking, night readers, women finder, phone snatcher, and Evert every at night

Who else was searching for the page 0

That number 4b belong to my roommate then in school....he will jack the whole book at one night and pour it down the following day... LA cram LA pour

teckmore:
Come to EKSU.
You will see condom on the floor

. Aaah! So Eksu students too dey do night service well well

the mosquito net guy weak me but the OP try gan laughed all through...

I remember 24hrs Library....
Another fabulous, is a counterfeit.
Of the greatest UNAABITE 2008

Greatest funaabite

FUTARIANS no dey here "Atewo for d bence fall(ers) "

Charly68:
. Aaah! So Eksu students too dey do night service well well

Come etf building.
Its always cool there

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Diso60090:
i got my diploma but never learn shits in school

Itibolibo! You see your life. Lazy Nigerian Youth...

Starke:

Itibolibo! You see your life. Lazy Nigerian Youth...

Am in my house now come and beat me or call EFCC


WAiting

teckmore:
Come to EKSU.
You will see condom on the floor

Especially along that UBA road, 4 in 1 and 3000seaters

see that one with mosquitoes net

XVIER:
Only in OAU you will read to fail. In that school it's not about reading you must be a genius. I mean you and the lecturer must be at the same level.

This doesn't happen only in OAU, I lost count of how much I've lost hope after seeing people swot to fail in Unilorin too. When brilliant people were qrumblinq after release of last semester result.