10. Jack lords

XVIER:
Only in OAU you will read to fail. In that school it's not about reading you must be a genius. I mean you and the lecturer must be at the same level.

Guy! Forget, those wet dey get first class for OAU no get two heads.

I miss night classes o...dat year i use to knack one big ibo girl at the stairs.steady doggy with no condom asin we always look foward to it everynight....uniport no be here o...ofrima

Back then in School"
Sweet memories

But the mosquitoes net-guy with his awkwardly looking posture
got me laughing very high here.
I don fall from bed o

Una no go kill person abeg

XVIER:
Only in OAU you will read to fail. In that school it's not about reading you must be a genius. I mean you and the lecturer must be at the same level.

we dey here sir

Timagex:
we dey here sir

AgamaProf:

Guy! Forget, those wet dey get first class for OAU no get two heads.

na same thing we dey talk. Dem be genius you can't compete with them

Lilknight:
Funnab, school of yahoo boys and btc scammers.

What should we call Lautech, school of advance yahoo boys?

AgamaProf:
Guy! Forget, those wet dey get first class for OAU no get two heads.

Hhen,come try it then

AgamaProf:
Guy! Forget, those wet dey get first class for OAU no get two heads.

Hhen,come try it then

Greatest of the greatest UNAABITE. My almamata.

chaiiii
night class... yabatech was mad then....from 2-3am a free ARO ( madness unlimited ) to ease tension n lighten up , especially for engineering dept.

For UNAD, people go leave hostel with teddy bear, lantern/ candle, cooler of amala, flask full of tea, buscuit, gala and risky burger ( if you know, you know ), chop n sleep throughout .

my 4 years in UNAD, I only went to night class the night i wrote my last paper , so that il have a feel of what the huzz was all about....

Moji12:
Greatest of the greatest UNAABITE. My almamata.

Which year?

adioolayi:
I remember 24hrs Library....
Another fabulous, is a counterfeit.
Of the greatest UNAABITE 2008

I should know you

U don't have phone Snatchers in ur school


Ok, check this Out..

I call this, "Run Night Lines"

"Good To Be Injur'd Than Die"

It's Helter-Skelter
The Varsity is no Place to Joke with
Especially the ones in my country
You are studying with your heart in hand
It's the Night at Night class
Always went for a Sleep rather than reading
Twas a WednesThursday central night
Some were Reading
Some were sleeping
I was among the Sleepers
We all know, Survival is an Important issue in Life
Even if Death is a Beautiful, charming virgin lady
No fornicator wants to intermate with her
I was awaken by sounds of Running feet
I can't recall when and how I was up
For fear of death, I join'd the Runners
Everyone was running, we know not the matter
My heart is pounding
I'm seeing Death and Life at the same time
I'm on Probability
While trying to find a way of escape,
Among the company of runners
The window is at my East
With sealed Louvres
And a Full blooded boy
Running in high density from the West
Dived, using his Head through the Louvre For survival's Sake, he was Injur'd Badly
For a mere case which was later discovered
To be Mobile snatchers and Snatchees Race
A snatcher who just snatched his victims Mobile and took to heels
The Snatchee chased ahead for his Mobile
The Fools who weren't asleep
Started running for no reason
Making us Sleepers who just heard the foot sounds
To wake up and Run thinking is Life and Dead issue
And the boy who got Injur'd by the Louvre glasses
Thinking is Better Injur'd than to Die.

hmm

what about the mosquitoes that never stop biting

A101 to me was too far from the hostel. RC101 or 201 in COLAMRUS or the first class by the right in COLERM were closer.

UNAAB then was was filled with people who didn't really have a life outside books/academics. But now, won ti ko eran mo ero.

No 2, can't forget dat day, after eating 2 festo biscuits n one sachet water, l arranged 3 lib chairs n slept till daybreak but I had A in d course.........Funaab

Good old days, When I have to leave the comfort of my bed to go and sleep @ the mosque for easier access to night class. Bad Engineering boys wey go chyke girls in Walkway,LTIII & IV till 2am then start there own reading from 2:30am till dawn. Any Unilorite that has not passed a night at LTIII & IV during exam period needs to do before leaving and affirm to these.Night class is always part of the reason you are a student and even the big boys on campus are always present through the Exam window

lollz, memories of funaab! The only time I attended night classes was in my finals. God knows I hate night class especially that MPO2 and Anenih. I preferred starting my reading from day one ! Funaab!

DoTheNeedful:



Which year?




I should know you

2010

teckmore:
Come to EKSU.
You will see condom on the floor

Do you call EKSU a school ?

donbrowser:
Who else was searching for the page 0

I wonder where it went to.

Wizaugpet:
U don't have phone Snatchers in ur school


Ok, check this Out..

I call this, "Run Night Lines"

"Good To Be Injur'd Than Die"

It's Helter-Skelter
The Varsity is no Place to Joke with
Especially the ones in my country
You are studying with your heart in hand
It's the Night at Night class
Always went for a Sleep rather than reading
Twas a WednesThursday central night
Some were Reading
Some were sleeping
I was among the Sleepers
We all know, Survival is an Important issue in Life
Even if Death is a Beautiful, charming virgin lady
No fornicator wants to intermate with her
I was awaken by sounds of Running feet
I can't recall when and how I was up
For fear of death, I join'd the Runners
Everyone was running, we know not the matter
My heart is pounding
I'm seeing Death and Life at the same time
I'm on Probability
While trying to find a way of escape,
Among the company of runners
The window is at my East
With sealed Louvres
And a Full blooded boy
Running in high density from the West
Dived, using his Head through the Louvre For survival's Sake, he was Injur'd Badly
For a mere case which was later discovered
To be Mobile snatchers and Snatchees Race
A snatcher who just snatched his victims Mobile and took to heels
The Snatchee chased ahead for his Mobile
The Fools who weren't asleep
Started running for no reason
Making us Sleepers who just heard the foot sounds
To wake up and Run thinking is Life and Dead issue
And the boy who got Injur'd by the Louvre glasses
Thinking is Better Injur'd than to Die.

lol

my fellow greatest funaabites. i hail thee. i don put beans for hot plate forget am there kon go night class only to come back d next day and my beans don ready. a very risky luck . man must survive. like for funaab share for others

Bwaal:


Do you call EKSU a school ?

You are not ok for that.

Bad belle

I salute funaabite they can read on water. Success in your examinations guys.

Lol...fabulous Varsity

IN MOUAU WE HAVE

ZOMBIES: THESE ONES WILL BE SEEN STARING AT THEIR BOOK ALL NIGHT. DON'T BE FOOLED THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR EYES OPEN

PALITO CREW: THESE ONES ARE SNEAKY, THEY COME TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS THEN THEY DEVIATE TO RUBBISH TALK JUST TO USELESS YOUR NIGHT.

UMUDIKE: THEY CAN READ FOR AFRICA. ONLY THEM WILL CARRY LEHNINGER, HARPERS, ADVANCED BIOCHEMISTRY. THEY CAN BE SPOTTED EASILY THEY CARRY CALCULATORS TO GSS EXAMS.

SLEEP DROPPERS: IF YOU'RE AN UMUDYKE YOU GO SABI THIS ONE WELLA. THEY ARE FOUND MOSTLY IN ACHEBE OR LIMAN HALL. THEY SLEEP SO HARD THEY FORGET THEY ARE NOT ON THE BED UNTIL THEY ROLL AND FALL GIVING A LOUD BANG.
P.S: THEY ARE USUALLY GIVEN A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AFTER EACH FALL