Senator Dino Melaye representing Kogi West, yesterday narrated how he escaped being burned alive by some unknown assailants as he headed for court in Lokoja from Abuja.

Malaye, while speaking with some journalists on Sunday said he climbed atop a tree and stayed there for hours in order to conceal himself from the men after his life. He said;

“When I got into the bush, I climbed a tree and stayed there. While on the tree, I saw two of the policemen coming to look for me, but they didn’t know I was on the tree. I was in the bush for 11 hours.

A lot of Nigerians have trolled Mr Melaye for what they have termed a badly written script. They mocked the senator for making a “mockery of their collective intelligence”, and even asked the Nigerian army to learn Melaye’s tree climbing skills to effectively combat Boko Haram.

See how some Nigerians on social media users reacted.

http://kikiotolu.com/learn-from-dino-melaye-nigerians-urge-army-fighting-boko-haram-to-always-climb-a-tree/

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Melaye... the Tarzan of our time

Anybody that believes Dino and his cooked up stories needs CHECK UP

Dino My guy

This is real comedy, you just can not make this up..





lmao @ Igbo Irumole.. haven't heard that in long long time..






Dino is a CLOWN - Saraki

Dino na Comedian aswear.

The thing is that Dino is actually trying to outsmart the populace and whip up sympathy for himself through these comic acts. He knows no person in their right mind sense would believe this cockk and bull story but rather laugh at them - even those who ordinarily would have wanted him arrested. It's a psychological game.