LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNA FIT KILL PERSON FOR THIS FORUM!!!!


WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WHEN MY BOSS ENTERED MY OFFICE, SHE THOT I WAS CRYING!


I THINK THIS PROVES WHAT THIS OTHER THREAD https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-475944.0.html WAS TRYING TO ESTABLISH.

MAKE UNA DEY DO JEJELY O!!!

ONE LUV!!!!

Save your ticket money and throw it in the dust bin

When I saw the post I actually thought it had to do with delaying climax for those who cum early/have a small dick or something equally sexual , to think of it literally didn't even occur to me. Shior

pstchew!

Mr Anus:

just cook the dog and then ship the bones, simple!!

Mr Anus:

Save your ticket money and throw it in the dust bin

This thread is intended for dog lovers who care & treat dogs like human beings like you.

what a sissy idea

WHY WOULD U TREAT A DOG LIKE HUMAN WHEN U CAN EAT THEM? WHY? DOG MEAT IS GOOD FOR U, TRUSS ME

Are you taking the dog to Nigeria? well, best of luck with Custom

na wa o! Man never get space to sleep, dog dey snore 

"Man Bites Dog": Dining on Dog Meat in Nigeria

According to Nigerian "chef" Bassey Umoh, eating dog meat can improve your sex life. Other common beliefs concerning canine cuisine include:

* It offers special protection against withcraft.
* It prevents poison from killing a person.
* It can cure malaria.

As a result of so much (mis-)information circling throughout Abuja, dogs are now becoming scarce in the capital city. In fact, many of Abuja's dog owners complain that their dogs have gone missing, suspicious that they're winding up in local dishes, like big dog pepper soup pot, which sells for roughly 80¢/plate.

Personally, I'd never dream of eating dog, as I would only be able to imagine the face of my own dear, sweet pup staring back at me. Further, I assume most Western travelers would have a reaction much like mine. For some Nigerians, however, eating dog meat is a question of culture. According to one man, "I hear they eat frogs in certain parts of the world. But I tell you, no matter how you cook or dress a frog, I can never eat it." Well, okay.

According to this bizarre but informative piece on the BBC, dog meat is so ingrained in Abuja's culture, that a substantial amount of slang slang has developed to support it, including the disarmingly amusing:
404: A dog is also called 404 after the French-built Peugeot pick-up van, a tribute to a dog's ability to run fast.
Headlights: A dish with the eyes of a dog as the most prominent component.
Gear Box: Dog's liver, heart and kidneys (usually more expensive than ordinary meat).
Tyre: A dog's legs. Mr Umoh claims that eating a 'tyre' makes you a fast runner.
Telephone: A dog's tail.
Sentencing: The act of clubbing a dog to death rather than slaughtering it.

Before you get all up-in-arms about Nigerains dining on dogs, be reminded that Nigeria isn't the only place in the world where dog is eaten. Would you eat it?

Mr Anus:

WHY WOULD U TREAT A DOG LIKE HUMAN WHEN U CAN EAT THEM? WHY? DOG MEAT IS GOOD FOR U, TRUSS ME

Hmm, this is the reason why dogs bark at other dogs.

I can't believe all the anger and rage going all over this topic eh? Hmm I have never traveled with my dog not even if it was New York that is 4hrs drive away from me i.e. if I were driving let alone by plane but does not mean I'm opposed to the idea. So long they are small and sizable, I would just suggest you contact Customs and Border Patrol under DHS , because I wouldn't be worried about exiting the U.S. and entry into Nigeria, I would be more concerned about exit from Nigeria and entry back into the U.S. Although what you mentioned highlights certain requirements, but I believe there is a whole lot more to just that, but hey I wouldn't know because I never traveled with one, just looked through the webpage and came across it.

roast it and u will be fine.

U mention all ur procedure without talking of quarantine clearance,without dat ur PET goes no where

[size=13pt]<sup>Going on a trip can be stressful enough without adding your dog to the mix. . . .darling i do really enjoyed reading your contribution to this thread . You know? here in France passport for pet's haven't been introduce and sometimes when im taking a trip i don't feel like leaving my lovely chihuahua behind but the most interesting thing is that , i have never travel a far journey without my pet going along with me .

These can vary quite a bit. Many airlines, like Air Tahiti Nui , require that animals be at least 8 weeks old at the time of travel. Most airlines say that an animal under 20 pounds (including the weight of the pet carrier) can be brought aboard as long as the carrier can fit underneath the seat. Some allow larger animals to be flown in the cargo hold, but not all. For instance Jetblue has an extensive JetPaws Pet Program but passengers can only bring a pet as carry-on.


Fees vary per carrier and can be anywhere from 75-200 Euro . A good resource for comparing airlines is http://www. PetTravel.com, which has the lowdown for every major carrier. Once you've narrowed your choices, go directly to the airline site to get the most updated rules. If you plan to have your dog in the cabin, it's important to make a reservation for your dog at the same time you are booking your flight, because every airline has a limited number of animals they will allow on board.</sup>[/size]

mohawkchic:


~Do you have a Pet Passport for your Chihuahua?

~For points Siena raised,check out t his link :  http://www.saferpets.co.uk/all-about-pet-passport-scheme.html




[img]http://spaz.ca/media/vega_passport.jpg[/img]

[size=13pt]<sup>You have dog as pet. . . .? woww you must be an hero darling. . . couple of years ego i was having dog as pet but there came a certain time when i was on train i couldn't just get what exactly happened to ( Bruine ) that he start misbehaving baking and bogging inside the train disturbing my fellow passengers . . .really that day my dear pet behave as if he's seeing a ghost of a fellow dog he killed long some time ego. . . .well , the next thing i didn't find my bruine after he jumped through the window of the train to chase after an invisible object. . . .that was the last time i saw the mad dog! .

Later. . . .i heard from the new's a dog went and climb the tower of paris . . . so shocking because i knew only my pet can do such a thing .</sup>
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iice:

I envisioned paragliding when i saw the topic.
Yeah my next dogs. . .will get their papers in order so they can fly with moi
Didn't organize the papers of the ones i have now

it's as easy as this

[size=13pt]^{The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.} [/size]

obojo:

im disappointed     i thot i was going to learn how to fly using a small dog with some nigerian magic tricks,  think of all traffic and fuel costs i will have avoided,

[size=13pt]^{Yeah , that dude sound so funny. . . .Alright dear , do you have a small dog?} [/size]

tolakolapo:

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[size=13pt]^{What is that suppose to mean my dear . . . ? Well , thanks for sharing but i don't understand those links anyway.}[/size]

psy_yorki:

yorki wikipedia wszystko o yorkach york terier yorki sprzedam pies yorki pies yorkshire terrier york terier

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[size=13pt]<sup>Dla psow please , stop all these no-sense you are doing on my thread - please i said stop. i started this thread for a specific purpose and i want us to face it instead of going off topic.

You know i won't like this kind of behavior after reading my comment to psy_yorki , honestly speaking i dunno know what you guys are fa-bricking.</sup> [/size]

[size=13pt]^{Siena dear you mean Dla psow of a thing is a SPAM BOT? common , i don't think so dear. . .} [/size]

oh dear!
this is really a funny thread

@poster
you must be an adent dog lover

[size=13pt]^{Thank you my dear. . . .Yes , i love dogs so much- do you own a dog?} [/size]

Omo_Tier1:

oh dear!
this is really a funny thread

@poster
you must be an adent dog lover

really very very funny thanks for sharing

I have read all post.. but my question has not been answered. Can I travel with my dog on air within Nigeria? From one state to another?