A sleep-deprived husband called 999 on his wife because she was snoring so loudly.
West Midlands Police (WMP) shared the unbelievable audio online to urge people to leave the emergency line for real emergencies.The tired husband is heard saying his wife sounds like a ‘motorbike’ and he ‘doesn’t know what to do’.
To which the call handler, with breathtaking patience, says ‘this isn’t a police matter’ and told him to seek medical advice when his wife wakes up..


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Oyibos and weird stories.......
Don't you know she snores like a Molue before you marry her ni?
No be small tin o....

Insane move.


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Choi. This one funny


"Sounding like a motorbike"



I understand his plight. Snoring sounds have a way if grating on your nerves like ....

Orishirishi

E geti plenti plenti tins wey no suppose to happen for disi life..........plenti plenti tins, plenti plenti nonsense! Trybesmen

Don’t start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every morning we wake up is the first day of the rest of our life.

I just hate snoring... bt in all honesty, the snorer is not to be blamed

Oh....

my gf snor like a power bike

Motorbike, similar to engine saw.

Police refer u to hospital respectfully.

He is an ordinary citizen.o

Here, DSS vs NASS...

Lol... If we tell amaka to leave this boy and me she won't believe me, now common ordinary snoring his calling the police for you..

Hmmmm. The guy fit done try help the wife work on it but the wife fit be all these egoistic women. Manage me the way I am things. One lady wan try this nonsense, manage me the way I am things with me, we port am for each other. Na so I pursue her

I never studied human management in school. Few months later, she contacted me that I should help her as the issue is affecting her in other relationships. Was like this girl dull ooo. How about the procedures I have given you, procedures wey i used my sleepless nights searched for Google, the one wey i go burn my credit call my friend wey dey the field wey go teach me things to do for her.

So, for her forgetting those therapies means she wasn't ready to work on it then. Thank God "Mo japa"

Ohhh boy! Na so I reasoned myself ooo. This girl will pay for my time she wasted this time ooooooo.

Na so man begin the therapy journey again ooo. Man first of all chop the kpetus again. No time!

Called that my friend to help her but billed her this time and include my own consultation fees. Man collect the consultation fees too. No time!

Moral of the story : it's good for one to know his worth else all these girls go dey use one as mumu.

People don't value what they have until when they lose it. If you have one and you think it's valuable to you.
Value it more today!

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Why police? Call DSS

Na wao for oyibo.

But honestly, some snoring fit me person kpai him wife

this does not happen in africa.... we dont even have emergency line .... police number too long....

Go sleep in the tub Mister. Lazy man. If you work hard enough and are fagged out every night even a nuclear explosion won't stir you.

lol...

Motorbike... Lwkm Savage man

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Instead of calling 911, he should use codeine. I bet if they detonate a bomb beside him he won't wake up.

I hate people who sleep and snore, it annoys me a lot .

I find it difficult to sleep around them, most times I’m used to waking them up by style.
But calling the police is strange and weird.

u sure say Dis man head correct

I snore too....no biggies

End time husband

Oyibo with their crazy character

ok

He at least tried by calling them. Come and see Nigerians 'flashing' emergency numbers hoping they will call back.

Endtime husband. What happened to sleeping in the parlour or in another room?

God knows I hate snoring. I pray everyday to God that while he is bringing me a good man, he should not also snore. Insomnia is a terrible sickness. Imagine the torture of being awake and listening to someone sound like a pig

There is nothing we will not hear in oyinbo land
Marry dog
Eat earthworm
Jump from plane
Now call police for sleeping wife
This people are nuts


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Snoring could be annoying and disturbing.