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Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Danicomrade(m): 11:16pm On Sep 16, 2018
Youngzubi:


hey bro dont sound that way, my reason for not posting yet is simply due to some personal issues,i got life outside nairaland,so things can always happen

as i dey so eh!,i don carry lappy several times now trying to type update but i just have some personal problem that is affecting me,kindly have patients,once i sort those problem i will definitely start posting,u should know that i wasnt like this before!

Bro dnt mind all those peps who care only about them self

Take ur time and deal with ur probs bro we be here wating 4 u <3
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by UpdatesiOS147(m): 12:28am On Sep 17, 2018
This Yungzombie Don Mental Jare me wey be say I no get time dey try create small
Time dey refresh page everyday unto say I b dey feel the Fire wey him portray now e don exhaust all the ginger wey I get for him Mad boy e no gree update again OGA tell us if your ideaological Mental don expire make you clear us no dey put us for nonsense suspense you just dey vex me to see you flog craze comot for your head dey worry me now I dey para

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Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by saintboogie(m): 9:01am On Sep 17, 2018
Bruv, I think using Jesus as part of your topic for this story is inappropriate. Nice story though

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Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Nobody: 11:26am On Sep 17, 2018
Guy wetin dey sup nah, shey you want make your fams dem run komot
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by ebenreloaded: 8:21pm On Sep 17, 2018
saintboogie:
Bruv, I think using Jesus as part of your topic for this story is inappropriate. Nice story though

Jesus is a name, he didnt add christ,...do you watch football?
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Nobody: 9:47pm On Sep 17, 2018
Youngzubi don f**k up.
To stab your neck now just dey hungry me undecided
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Mariomadiba(m): 9:59pm On Sep 17, 2018
Youngzubi:



copy**g
Anyway I'm still your fan.. Pls nor fall my hand
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Karrisleo(m): 5:22pm On Sep 18, 2018
Keep IG coming youngzubi
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:22pm On Sep 18, 2018
i fit be second Jesus by youngzubi

Episode..2 written by youngzubi





escape
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lascard sabi die
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Jamaica
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as i see sey Mr Gimmet body guard don enter action,all the entrance and exist don lock tight,no entrance no outrance Chai,i calculated my moves sharpaly,as better idea enter my head,good" i yan as i arrange some tiny wire for the door post,then i opened the roof and enter the ceiling, i followed one passage wey dey inside the roof climb go ontop the roof,i look the timer wey i Hold, E remain just 30secs before the time wey dem give me go run out,i begin run near edge of the roof as i sight mike dem coming with helicopter,immediately the helicopter near me i grab Stevo hand as im drag me enter the helicopter then boooom!!!! explosive blow inside the room wia i lodge as those guards enter inside there and match the tiny wire

"nice good"

"clean job bro,mike yan and push something nahim the helicopter move forward and speed off....

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Lagos
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i swear laski that chioma go soji for my matter o!,sambisa yan as we sidon for Sky-b shop dey watch film

"which one na,i yan tinking who bi chioma

"that girl na,the one wey her pa'le dey sell water na,sambisa yan pointing outside to show me wia dia house dey down the street

"o! wait o! you mean shioma that fine girl wey dey stay for her mama shop for fasheki street,i yan


"gbagam!!,na she i swear i won parole that girl fish role,i won ice her water asin i won


"E don do,i go help you, but you go pay 1000,"causetrouble yan interrupting sambisa


"1000 !!! ,if you sell my life sef u nor go get 400 naira talkless of 1k hia! which time i turn politician to get that kind money,sambisa yan


"Erm! sambisa dont worry i go help you get that money,even pass am sef,i yan opening one satchet of tramodol

"i trust you laski ,abeg u go fit make am 5k?,sambisa yan

"Er!!,me and causetrouble shout as my tongue display blue colour onto sey i don lash the tramodol

"Erm yes na,see i won buy her gift,sambisa yan

"gift??,we chorus


"you wey never chop"

"you wey nor get house dey buy gift,i laff ya destiny that one nah if u get destiny,"i yan

"abeg make una help me na,shey make i kneel down eh?,sambisa yan


"oya no worry,i get plan,i yan

"oya!!! laski baddest!",causetrouble yan


"abeg yan the level make we feel am,sambisa yan


"ok oya here na the matter,we go thief the money,i yan


"that one nobi new thing na,sambisa yan


"no this method sure well well,we go get pass all this 50 and 200 naira wey we dey thief up and down


"oya na explain wella"


"see eh we go use pipe",i yan,


"pa what!!?,"



"pant,i yan

"Hahaha!!,we begin laff


"wait o laski watin we won use pipe for kwanu?


"we go use am thief this night",i yan,

"so how we go take fit do that one?,see laski i confuse for this matter o

"wen time reach una go understand",i yan and face the tv




(note! this story is written by youngzubi,join his fb group..youngzubi stories For more interesting stories,add him up on fb:young zubi Desmond)

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Time 8:47 pm


lascard i don see better iron pipe o!,sambisa yan as he begin run come meet me and causetrouble for wia we bend down dey find iron pipe for dumping,

"confirm! na something like this we need i yan as i collect the pipe from sambisa

now see watin we go do,once we sight any woman wey hold purse,hand bag abi eco rack we go near am jejely then surround am,i go show for her back then point this iron pipe for her neck,she go think sey na gun so she go fear and obey our order as everi wia don dark finish,"i yan give my guys


"o boy you be correct peson joor!!,causetrouble yan


"i fear you o!,sambisa yan as we begin waka go Ajanla pipe line because na there people dey stop for moto,trek down go enter moto for jolasko market



"so we no go confront man,"sambisa yan as we trek dey go Ajanla pipeline


"man ke,im fit notice quick and again im no go quick give up him wallet as woman go take dash us her handbag once we point this pipe for her neck",i yan,


"abi na true u talk,causetrouble yan,


"laski see that woman,oya oya",sambisa yan as im won tear race run go meet one woman wey just come down from keke,dey trek go ajanla pipeline


"come back joor!,"i yan as i drag sambisa clothe draw him back


"watin na?, see she go comot o!,"sambisa yan


"you no smart at all,see before you go do this kin thing you need to watch ya environment wella,and nobi all of us go waka go meet that peson,you go stand for another place dey watch if peson dey come,so you go fit alert us


"so na only you and causetrouble go go na,sambisa yan


"yes na,you go cross go the other side dey watch how people take dey come and go",i yan

"ok na,sambisa yan as im tear race run cross go stand for the opposite road facing me and causetrouble




i stand with causetrouble dey watch as two women waka come down from danfo bus,sharpaly dem begin trek go pipeline junction,with better amebo gossip wey dem dey yan as dem waka,we increase our step sharp sharp till we near them


"stop dia!,i fired as the two women shock


onto sey causetrouble no hold pipe and the women two,im rush go push one of those woman nahim she land for ground as i rush the one wey stand before she go turn


ya handbag!,i shout as i point the iron pipe for her neck,she begin shake like chicken wey cold dey catch

"please dont hurt me take the bag,she yan as she fling her handbag,i rush pick am as causetrouble grab the second woman handbag,we tear race with full speed viam!!




(note! this story is written by youngzubi,join his fb group..youngzubi stories For more interesting stories,add him up on fb:young zubi Desmond)

to be continued...........

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Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Danicomrade(m): 7:22pm On Sep 18, 2018
Oga boss we da your side notin do you I da hope 4 more quick up date thanks bro
By the way i sent u request on fb
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by udoka55555: 8:08pm On Sep 18, 2018
nice one bro..keep it coming

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Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by DeBrain045(m): 10:54pm On Sep 18, 2018
Youngzubi you really kill my morale for this your tori BTW this last episode don raise my morale

Small oh wink
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by senatordaniel(m): 11:19pm On Sep 18, 2018
thank u for releasing it
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by ItzKennybest67(m): 11:38pm On Sep 18, 2018
after a lng wait.. Kudos to u bro
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Dannyellman(m): 4:07am On Sep 19, 2018
confirm
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Kezh(m): 12:55pm On Sep 19, 2018
at last you release this storyat last you release this storyat last you release this story
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Dehuthmahn(m): 2:32am On Sep 20, 2018
Youngzubi see ehn u started rwadibg few days ago from season one amd i fell in love with ya story.... U must b very brilliant a child. Afta reading season ome i was forced to register on nairaland si as to comment.... Mahn u are realky really trying.... Abeg oh waya us beta update oh as we be don dey wait for una since oh.... I jes got to dis point
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 6:32am On Sep 20, 2018
Youngzzubi, I Do Come Like Pkekus Wey Ova Sweet I Don Cum. How You Dey? How Jab And Oda Parol? You Miss Me Ni? Well I Don Cum!!!
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Stanforde(m): 7:12am On Sep 20, 2018
nice one bro... Keep it up
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 2:37pm On Sep 20, 2018
rowdymind:
Youngzzubi, I Do Come Like Pkekus Wey Ova Sweet I Don Cum.
How You Dey?
How Jab And Oda Parol?
You Miss Me Ni?
Well I Don Cum!!!


bro hustle tight gan!, wink we still pushing hard


yea my nigga tank God you'er back!
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 2:38pm On Sep 20, 2018
rowdymind:
Youngzzubi, I Do Come Like Pkekus Wey Ova Sweet I Don Cum.
How You Dey?
How Jab And Oda Parol?
You Miss Me Ni?
Well I Don Cum!!!

wink
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 2:40pm On Sep 20, 2018
Dehuthmahn:
Youngzubi see ehn u started rwadibg few days ago from season one amd i fell in love with ya story.... U must b very brilliant a child. Afta reading season ome i was forced to register on nairaland si as to comment.... Mahn u are realky really trying.... Abeg oh waya us beta update oh as we be don dey wait for una since oh.... I jes got to dis point



thank you sir,stick tight as we ride on..
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Dehuthmahn(m): 5:33pm On Sep 20, 2018
Youngzubi:




thank you sir,stick tight as we ride on..


abeg no keep us waiting abeg youngzubi... Too much waiting dey make person give up ehn.... Anyways good job... U making progress with each move u make bro... And dat sir abeg for here we b brodas ehn... I no require dat sir wey u talk
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by ceecane2(m): 7:37pm On Sep 20, 2018
Finally. Welcum bck bro
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:13am On Sep 21, 2018
ceecane2:
Finally. Welcum bck bro

yea i don landwinkwinkwinkwink watin no kill a man go make am live longer
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:16am On Sep 21, 2018
Dehuthmahn:
abeg no keep us waiting abeg youngzubi... Too much waiting dey make person give up ehn.... Anyways good job... U making progress with each move u make bro... And dat sir abeg for here we b brodas ehn... I no require dat sir wey u talk

lol,brotherly noting do u,kpokkaa for ya head nobi bottle o!
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:22am On Sep 21, 2018
abeg wia my people dey,for sure i don make the story cold asin i don Bleep up big time but challenge na watin dey always face us,na the ability to overcome am and still stand strong and bounce back be the main thing


my people abeg i take God beg una,i dey sorry o,as personal problem wey i face comot my mind for the tori for sometimes,but i don overcome and am back now as ever

watin no kill a man go make am live longer,without challenge we fit no see watin go make us climb to the next step,so brothers make una come show me love,come welcome youngzubi back as we continue our tin..

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Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Dannyellman(m): 12:42am On Sep 21, 2018
Youngzubi:
abeg wia my people dey,for sure i don make the story cold asin i don Bleep up big time but challenge na watin dey always face us,na the ability to overcome am and still stand strong and bounce back be the main thing


my people abeg i take God beg una,i dey sorry o,as personal problem wey i face comot my mind for the tori for sometimes,but i don overcome and am back now as ever

watin no kill a man go make am live longer,without challenge we fit no see watin go make us climb to the next step,so brothers make una come show me love,come welcome youngzubi back as we continue our tin..
it's Okay bruh jah de with you
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 7:36am On Sep 21, 2018
Welc Bk Zubi, Na Jeje Ride We Dey
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Deyoungne: 7:44am On Sep 21, 2018
U are highly wlc bak to dis gbedu
Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by Damibiz(m): 3:38pm On Sep 21, 2018
U re welcome man,drop something for dem boyz[color=#990000][/color]

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