I can relate to all

Funny

xperienced:
My mum is preparing stew with a hen that has slept with all the cock in our area as for me I won't eat that prostitute o.

That means you can't marry your future wife

IllegalMoney:

Best form, of defence at ATM

there shall be no queuing at the ATM, question askers will be like" the ATM is not paying right?? Everyone will respond the machine is bad!!!!

Naija2mumu:
everybody is victim of this. Number 13 still de make me laugh.

Yeah, that's funny too

That man with the potbelly got me laughing out loud.

Nickijoy:
8/9

You’re beautiful.

number 2, who trust ATM machine 100% , what if it develop a sudden slight problem

They are all interesting

13 got me lol

Are you ATM card user researcher?

hemartins:
Counting the money dispensed from ATM is compulsory for me.
I don't trust any machine.

i don withdraw for one atm machine like that wey d money short 1k

dimexy247:


You’re beautiful.

Thank you...

No 13 got me rolling, Jesu

That number 13 though. I experienced it some days ago. I almost went bananas when the ATM didnt pay me but still debited my akant. Thank God after 30 minutes the money was returned to my akant.

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Hahahahah. Very funny.

This Op Na weyrey.

The cunny ones that comes from nowhere pretending to be your friend and codedly beg you to allow them queue before you.

dynicks:
the sharp ones that came to inspect people who would make much withdrawals so that they would track them up nd Rob them....

sharp? Sharp as how? Robbery is sharpness Are u a robber?

dynicks:
the sharp ones that came to inspect people who would make much withdrawals so that they would track them up nd Rob them....

Lol the 'useless' ones u mean.

hemartins:
Counting the money dispensed from ATM is compulsory for me.
I don't trust any machine.

and IF ur money is not complete nko? U will slap the machine? Report to those behind you? Uproot the machine?

dynicks:
the sharp ones that came to inspect people who would make much withdrawals so that they would track them up nd Rob them....

those ones na theives na. U will see dem loitering about making up unnecessary discussions but wat they actually doing is monitoring ppl making heavy withdrawals. Other times dem dey use babes. Wen u making a heavy withdrawal u will see a clean sexy chick trying to start a friendly convo with u. This is to put u off guard while d guys go hit u.

#10. on point

hahahaha.

No 12 cracked my rib

Brightgem:
and IF ur money is not complete nko? U will slap the machine? Report to those behind you? Uproot the machine?

What happens to going to designated bank.
Madam, your options is not complete.

lol
The ones you will ask 'are you the last person on the queue? response will be 'God forbid I can never be last in Jesus Name.

So on point.

You forgot the ones that will come to do transfer with a long list of names and account number to transfer to, will now waste everyone's precious time. You will think its better amount they want to transfer.

Uniqueness01:
lol The ones you will ask 'are you the last person on the queue? response will be 'God forbid I can never be last in Jesus Name.

Lol

no 13 got me really. so funny