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Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 2:29pm On Jul 12, 2010
Jeez!!

U well so?

For your info. I already have a man - so thanks for the offer, but no thanks!! tongue
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 2:31pm On Jul 12, 2010
lol that guy wey get rat for pocket? dey call am pet? lol cheesy has he got u urs too? cheesy
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 2:34pm On Jul 12, 2010
how u take know say rat dey pocket - talking from experience eh??

**I can see that you're high on something today**
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 2:37pm On Jul 12, 2010
When Spain win yesterday. . . the rat commot head from the pocket come shout "Octopaul ooo!!!" grin Your guy come smile, look me. . . like I care smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 2:41pm On Jul 12, 2010
hmmm

so instead of focusing on the match - u dey exchange looks with guys eh?? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 2:44pm On Jul 12, 2010
E come be like say u no read wetin i write. . . the bleeing rat shouted!!! And ya hubby come talk "Clement oya enter back"
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 2:48pm On Jul 12, 2010
But every1 know say u nor dey ever write sense!!

you simply write how you feel at a particular moment - & in this case, you're in your moment of confusion
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 3:09pm On Jul 12, 2010
Eh! its okay nw, i am here!
D1 is my brother
Efe is my sister in-law to be



hope that settles it o  wink
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 3:14pm On Jul 12, 2010
Lol

Okay then bibs - 'tis settled! wink
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 3:24pm On Jul 12, 2010
~~ yeah i love that


@op
A turkey was chatting with a bull:
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven’t got the energy."
"Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull, "They’re packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly
spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 3:55pm On Jul 12, 2010
smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 4:58pm On Jul 12, 2010
Some people joke' dey make me vex
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:00pm On Jul 12, 2010
Studio. . . quit bullsh!ttn urself. . . and stop making an as$ of urself in public. . . or at least when i'm near sad
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 5:02pm On Jul 12, 2010
TOUT!

I never get yo time.
Lol
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:05pm On Jul 12, 2010
You well so? Why you dey shout?
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 5:07pm On Jul 12, 2010
Some people are naturally grumpy
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:08pm On Jul 12, 2010
^^Because he's ugly and castrated smiley
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 5:09pm On Jul 12, 2010
Octopus don predict your ban,

No too near me-- i no wan lost my blackberry.
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:12pm On Jul 12, 2010
Octopus don predict ur castration
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 5:20pm On Jul 12, 2010
Lol

Sorry bibs,


D1,
Never turn am to fight, I just dey play.
U fit still go hug our transformer- short man devil.
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:22pm On Jul 12, 2010
lol. . . u go hug am first, baldy! Your neck like ostrich own
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 5:25pm On Jul 12, 2010
Midget -- U get every right to spark, Psycho!
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 5:26pm On Jul 12, 2010
Phew!!

In that case make una 2 join hands go hug transformer now tongue tongue
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:28pm On Jul 12, 2010
^^See ya bow legs

Studio CFR:

Midget -- U get every right to spark, Psycho!

Na why u come dey do eye like winchie? With ur scatter teeth like mafoluku railway
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 5:32pm On Jul 12, 2010
Oya! thats okay!
Enough of that, you two!



now shake and hug not transformer but yourselves
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 5:33pm On Jul 12, 2010
D1, But wetin make u tink say I get bow-leggs?   undecided

me 'an u never yarn reach dat level na  angry

Bibs - na only high-powered transformer fit help them o! cheesy
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:34pm On Jul 12, 2010
Ohh now Bibs. . . must I. . . he'd stain my suit! sad
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:35pm On Jul 12, 2010
Oya Efe sorry! Na k-leg u get smiley my bad!
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 5:36pm On Jul 12, 2010
Leave me for shirt jor,

*puffs cuban ciggar*
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 5:37pm On Jul 12, 2010
D1KeleVra:

Oya Efe sorry! Na k-leg u get smiley my bad!

Wrong again!!

anyway sha, I no get your time - just carry on fighting with stud. . .
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 5:38pm On Jul 12, 2010
I don't fight. . . I beat!
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 5:42pm On Jul 12, 2010
Rat!

U think sey i (beats chest) be Sylvex u chance near BRT yesterday?

Wahali, u go run your leg go dey touch the back of yo head.

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