Fukafuka:

shamsin6300:
FACTS ABOUT PDP CONVENTION
1. Congratulations Atiku! Indeed your $5,000
worked for you.
2. Tambuwal thanks for being the second, you
represented the position PDP will get in 2019
general elections.
Thank God, the name of your party chairman too
is second.
3. Saraki 317! So, you came 3rd position? As a
Senate President of Nigeria you are the the
number three citizen.
Don't forget that 33 people lost their lives in Offa
robbery attack by your men.
Where is your friend Dino Melaye?
4. Dear Kwankwaso, even in JAMB I believe you
know what 158 represents.
However, you can now decrease the amount of
red-caps in Kano from #200 to 158.
5. Mr. Dankwambo congratulations for getting
special number.
To sympathize with Dankwambo dial 111.
6. Sule Lamido, your 96 represents the exact
hatred you have for Buhari.
Sorry ooo but Buhari will remain in power till
2023.
You can reach 100% if you like.
7. Mr. Makarfi you scored 74, when divided by
two is 37 which represents 36 states and FCT
Abuja.
Well-done for this Maths.
You are good in Mathematics right?
Now, calculate the actual amount you spent that
gave you 7th position and divide it by number of
delegates who voted for you.
8. Kabiru Turaki, I heard that you have scored 65
votes and you will be 65 years in the next four
years. Well-done ooo but mind you, you can only
spend these four years in Jigawa not in Aso Villa.
9. Bafarawa, your 48 votes verified that you you
spent 48 months from 1999 to 2003 and 48 more
from 2003 to 2007.
What is not clear now is this statement of yours.
"I didn’t receive any salary for eight years as
Sokoto State governor".
10. David Mark, Nigeria has 36 states please not
35. Forget about the dollars you have seen, Rivers
is also a state in Nigeria not in America.
11. Jonah Jang with 19 votes. Where are you
running to? We are still in 2018 not 2019 please.
Nigerians are still waiting for you to throw more
light on the new Bermuda triangle in Jos
popularly known as Dura-Du Pond of blood.
12. Datti Baba Ahmed you can clap for yourself
since your five votes tally the number of letters in
your first name. D+A+T+T+I=5.

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She has been used previously and that she’s not worth anything, and anyone who comes incontact with her sexually also carries the same curse, and that’s how it’ll be till till eternity

shamsin6300:
FACTS ABOUT PDP CONVENTION
1. Congratulations Atiku! Indeed your $5,000
worked for you.
2. Tambuwal thanks for being the second, you
represented the position PDP will get in 2019
general elections.
Thank God, the name of your party chairman too
is second.
3. Saraki 317! So, you came 3rd position? As a
Senate President of Nigeria you are the the
number three citizen.
Don't forget that 33 people lost their lives in Offa
robbery attack by your men.
Where is your friend Dino Melaye?
4. Dear Kwankwaso, even in JAMB I believe you
know what 158 represents.
However, you can now decrease the amount of
red-caps in Kano from #200 to 158.
5. Mr. Dankwambo congratulations for getting
special number.
To sympathize with Dankwambo dial 111.
6. Sule Lamido, your 96 represents the exact
hatred you have for Buhari.
Sorry ooo but Buhari will remain in power till
2023.
You can reach 100% if you like.
7. Mr. Makarfi you scored 74, when divided by
two is 37 which represents 36 states and FCT
Abuja.
Well-done for this Maths.
You are good in Mathematics right?
Now, calculate the actual amount you spent that
gave you 7th position and divide it by number of
delegates who voted for you.
8. Kabiru Turaki, I heard that you have scored 65
votes and you will be 65 years in the next four
years. Well-done ooo but mind you, you can only
spend these four years in Jigawa not in Aso Villa.
9. Bafarawa, your 48 votes verified that you you
spent 48 months from 1999 to 2003 and 48 more
from 2003 to 2007.
What is not clear now is this statement of yours.
"I didn’t receive any salary for eight years as
Sokoto State governor".
10. David Mark, Nigeria has 36 states please not
35. Forget about the dollars you have seen, Rivers
is also a state in Nigeria not in America.
11. Jonah Jang with 19 votes. Where are you
running to? We are still in 2018 not 2019 please.
Nigerians are still waiting for you to throw more
light on the new Bermuda triangle in Jos
popularly known as Dura-Du Pond of blood.
12. Datti Baba Ahmed you can clap for yourself
since your five votes tally the number of letters in
your first name. D+A+T+T+I=5.