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Golf With The Wife by Labans(m): 3:39pm On Apr 06, 2007
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that!"
Re: Golf With The Wife by mohawkchic(f): 12:05am On Apr 08, 2007
Lmao, awww poor guy,am sure the mrs is well pleased w/ her work ,lol, concussion, multiple bruises,two black eyes shocked shocked shocked
Re: Golf With The Wife by iice(f): 2:56pm On Apr 08, 2007
ahahahahahahaha, poor dude grin
Re: Golf With The Wife by dele9000(m): 3:13pm On Apr 08, 2007
Lol!u've got me laughing and rolling on my bed here, nice joke,

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