psychologist:
That man must be a Yoruba man, yoruba people will always be like "gbogbo nkan ni mafi baeh ja" oti noh oja werey laynii

I'm Yoruba but this is just too funny

Kid: dad, why are you so smelly and dirty



Dad: shey o ya weyrey?

Because of a scratch?.foolishness

is not his car

Nah it's no worth it at all.

The car owner is the most stupid man in the world.

His madness ought to be on World's Dumbest Drivers.

mulante:
We are all mad in this country.
We are all mad!

i am not mad bro.

uuzba:

I pray that you buy a brand new, tear rubber car.
Then you will see how devil will magnet Mr & Mrs Scratch-Scratch and children who live in North pole of Jupiter, to come to that your exact, particular car.

Tell me how fighting in the gutter will remove the scratch?

godfatherx:
Anger is a level of madness.

If the village lunatic remove your towel while you're having your bath, and you choose to chase him naked and with soap lather on you, your villagers may have to get a new strait jacket and drugs for the latest mad man.

This reminds me of a short story by Chinua Achebe.

psychologist:
That man must be a Yoruba man, yoruba people will always be like "gbogbo nkan ni mafi baeh ja" oti noh oja werey laynii

There was a day a danfo scratched my car. I came down and wanted to show him the street side of me. The guy came down too and started screaming "ma se weyrey fun alaye yi". Before I knew what was happening, he was already stark nakked and ready to fight. My brother, I needed no other encouragement to run.

He should have left the man,at least the story said for slightly scratching his car,a saying goes these way,if you fight a pig in a mud,he would enjoy the fight,only God knows if the man will pay for his damages

What I see is a driver, who has a fastidious Oga, who will dock him for the repair of the scratch on the car, out of a monthly wage that is highly insufficient and usually gone by the 5th of the month... and so, perhaps if i fight the scratcher enter gutter and my Oga (the owner) sees on social media, he will not charge me and be convinced the scratch was no fault of mine...
I mean, no true owner will descend to such extent over a scratch rather, Nigerian big man oppressor-mentality would have inclined to call the Police

When a borrowed car is scratched

Abeg who later win, let him come and collect cup, e no easy to show the public your madness rate

Though the two of them shouldn't have stooped the this level because of scratch, but most of you posting this comments have never owned a car, her in Ireland it cost at least 600 euros to fix a small scratch, I don't know how much it may cost in obodo Nigeria, that could be the reason for that man ,s irrational reaction.

Do you have much it cost to fix a scratch? Here in Ireland it costs at least 600euros

Very low emotional intelligence on display.

mulante:
We are all mad in this country.
We are all mad!

But your own madness na the strongest!

He should have forgiven the cart pusher.

[quote author=Jenniferblog post=72505768]Man seen fighting a cart pusher inside the gutter, for slightly scratching his car, today, in Lekki, Lagos

Watch video

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2018/10/man-seen-fighting-a-cart-pusher-inside-the-gutter-for-slightly-scratching-his-car-video/
There's more to this story, maybe the owner of the car isn't really the owner. Maybe he's a driver or he just borrowed the car and then the truck pusher might have retorted in a way that drove his already raged temper off the cliff

daddytime:
Lol..,

Person wan baff, e pull towel hang am. As e dey baff mad man come collect the towel begin run. Oga wey dey baff jump out begin pursue mad man wey kpake him towel.

Inside the two men above, who really dey kolo?

Feel free to use your calculator and google.

Why u no help the man wey dey bathe collect im towel before e begin run after the madman? You just dey there dey observe abi....Madman 3 o:

psychologist:
That man must be a Yoruba man, yoruba people will always be like "gbogbo nkan ni mafi baeh ja" oti noh oja werey laynii

Nothing wey we no go see here o! People, abeg con see a mad Psychologist ooo

generalissimo:
Why u no help the man wey dey bathe collect im towel before e begin run after the madman? You just dey there dey observe abi....Madman 3 o:

I never learn finish. Still in training.

This man is a disgrace to all men.
Obviously, he has shown to the whole world, the class he belongs.
Why enter the gutter of all places to fight
In fact, must you fight at all?
Is your car not insured?
Or is it all those N2,500 3rd party insurance you did?
What a shame.

SMH
Walks outta the thread.

Mtcheeeeeeeew

ositadima1:

Agbaya, agbalagba, agbagba!!!! That is Yoruba for you.

see this one....na to dey shout Yoruba upandan....make Yoruba kill you there...

AduroSA:
These happen when u dont have a Comprehensive Insurance

Apt.

babaowambe:
Though the two of them shouldn't have stooped the this level because of scratch, but most of you posting this comments have never owned a car, her in Ireland it cost at least 600 euros to fix a small scratch, I don't know how much it may cost in obodo Nigeria, that could be the reason for that man ,s irrational reaction.

So after the fight the car automatically gets fixed abi. There is no justification to stupidity. Comprehensive insurance will fix that dent and even replace the cart.

I have seen people die and others get killed in street fights arising from road rage.

Go to youtube and watch road rage especially in Russia. Those guys are perpetually high on vodka though.

Jenniferblog:
Man seen fighting a cart pusher inside the gutter, for slightly scratching his car, today, in Lekki, Lagos

Watch video

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2018/10/man-seen-fighting-a-cart-pusher-inside-the-gutter-for-slightly-scratching-his-car-video/

Do you know how the cart pusher acted towards the matter or do you know what the cart pusher said to him?

We all have different problems within our social class. Simply because the "cart pusher" is considered poorer doesn't mean he is innocent.

I hope he gets beaten up!

Ojady:
What I see is a driver, who has a fastidious Oga, who will dock him for the repair of the scratch on the car, out of a monthly wage that is highly insufficient and usually gone by the 5th of the month... and so, perhaps if i fight the scratcher enter gutter and my Oga (the owner) sees on social media, he will not charge me and be convinced the scratch was no fault of mine...
I mean, no true owner will descend to such extent over a scratch rather, Nigerian big man oppressor-mentality would have inclined to call the Police

Why do Nigerians get naked to fight? So no blood on your clothes? Or so the other person cannot hold onto you easily?

generalissimo:
Nothing wey we no go see here o! People, abeg con see a mad Psychologist ooo

Could you please translate the phrase?