TimeMachine:



Not really.

People work for me, I just lazy around researching on projects and investing on them.

I live on my RoIs.

sorry about that!would have been a great start if you did.
Goodluck mate!

TimeMachine:


Do you really have a real job in life ? For years you follow anyone that types like me and you are sure it must be, and of-course you are right, but you could also be wrong.

What makes you think I am lying when in essence we have not actually met. Is a 10-room "mansion" a bigger house ? It is not a big deal for me, I loved the neighbourhood of the estate and I bought two-wings of twin duplexes, each of 5 rooms and sitting etc and merge them into one with a touch 0f class where I spend my time as a semi-retired venture capitalist.

About the project, oh yes, it is my life mission and I am building it, and will eventually convert this place to a private library as soon as I have no interest living here anymore.

If you are broke and poor does not mean some of us are. And it also does not mean that all rich and smart people must move on to greater places, I love to shine light in darkness. It is my mission.

You have gotten my response, and trust me, you are excited.

You've just got to love this guy. O lenu bi nuclear bomb. (trans- he is mouthed like a nuclear war missile)

Ranchhoddas:
What an imagination you've got man!
Semiretired venture capitalist.
Okay, just humour me.
Who are the four Nollywood actresses you've bedded?

Have you bought that jet yet?

LMAO

Ranchhoddas:
Bros I don tire.

Carry your wahala dey go!

Buhahahahahahaha! See me laughing like a hyena here.

Billyonaire aka TimeMachine still remains one of Nairaland's most colourful characters after all these years

Ishilove:

You've just got to love this guy. O lenu bi nuclear bomb. (trans- he is mouthed like a nuclear war missile)

Nice to put them in their place, real quick.

So people actually believe this dude? My Gawd!

TimeMachine:


hahahahahaha

No, make we continue. I am lazy and lonely enough, I dey find trouble online to keep the moments going. Seriously I need more projects to stay busy.

How much you go pay?

You know say no be everybody get money like you!

Acidosis:


So people actually believe this dude? My Gawd!

O ma yomi lenu ke

pls, wetin dey happen here? I think say the OP wanted to offer her sister to a guy who's willing to accommodate her for a period of time.
why them come turnt this to a toasting - forum?

Tinamoore, have you found a willing guy yet?

Ishilove:

O ma yomi lenu ke

Dude is a pathological liar, he's got all the answers to any questions. I've met people like him, some of them live in exotic apartments as upgraded mai-guards.

Chances are he would show you many luxuries if you try to investigate him but the probability of him owing any of these luxuries is 0%. The real owner of the luxuries is probably out of the country, chilling with his family.

How some females here fall for this kind of lie is not shocking though. It is the reality we see everyday.

Ishilove:

O ma yomi lenu ke

Hmmmm, you are yoluba...you are BBW...you are above 30...you live in Lagos.

Its only a matter of time

truthsayer009:


Hmmmm, you are yoluba...you are BBW...you are above 30...you live in Lagos.

Its only a matter of time

Only a matter of time before you suck ma puzzay??

Ishilove:

Only a matter of time before you suck ma puzzay??

Hmmm Nice pun. If you want to keep it clean, well, who knows. Maybe we could do a 69. I hope you don't fake orgasms.

Zoharariel:
You know this is Afrika - especially Nigeria where anybody can easily connive with kidnappers or even ritualize the person rendering the assistance.

And What if your niece is an ogbanje or an agent of the marine kingdom - sent to wreak havoc in the lives of 500,000 Nigerian adults?

So with all these risks in mind, I am still willing to accommodate your niece for a period of 6-months if only my terms & condition are acceptable to both of you.

1.) She must be between the ages of 16 - 25.

2.) I must see 3 of her pictures.

3.) She must be willing to acclimatize & habituate herself to my apartment by walking & sleeping completely n.aked all the time - except when visitors are around.

4.) She must be ready to clean the house, do the dishes & above all - follow all my orders without putting up any resistance whatsoever.

5.) If after 3 months, she discovers the following signs: Tender swollen breasts, Frequent urination, Food sensitivity & aversion, Cervical mucus & Excess saliva - that means she's pregnant.

Therefore, you will accompany me & my friends to meet with her Parents with the following items:

3 bottles of Seamans Aromatic Schnapps.

1 derika of onions

3 Congo of Garri

5 Sachets of Dangote salt & sugar

3 Packets of Honeywell Macaroni

10kg of BUA Rice

1 tin of Cowbell Milk

1 tin of Milo

5 cubes of Ajinomoto maggi

A 5-litre keg of Palm oil

1 brown obuko (goat) wey him beard don ripe like Adebayo Shittu own

10 yards of Ghana wax ankara

And 10,000Naira for her dowry

But if she's from Calabar or Uyo - I will include one medium-sized Ekuke local dog (wey don chop plenty shiit from Ijora Badiya) that will be used for barbecue to entertain the village elders.

My email address is on my profile. Do not hesitate to shoot me a mail if my terms & condition are acceptable to you.

Loooooooooool

truthsayer009:


Hmmm Nice pun. If you want to keep it clean, well, who knows. Maybe we could do a 69. I hope you don't fake orgasms.

Oh I fake em, alright. I fake em the way Buhari fakes the anti-corruption war

Ishilove:

Oh I fake em, alright. I fake em the way Buhari fakes the anti-corruption war

Forget Buhari, I'm here to Atiku-late you into awesomeness, but you gats to cooperate with me. First of all, stop doing Shakara. You already know I want you so stop Fronting.

Second of all, are you a Scorpio or Aries? If not, what are you?

truthsayer009:


Forget Buhari, I'm here to Atiku-late you into awesomeness, but you gats to cooperate with me. First of all, stop doing Shakara. You already know I want you so stop Fronting.

Second of all, are you a Scorpio or Aries? If not, what are you?

Ema gba mi ke. How am I fronting? You want to hang my right leg in Mushin, and hang the second one in Apapa, then proceed to minister oko langido to my netherparts, and I have indicated willingness to participate in that sweaty fusion of body fluids, but you're saying I'm fronting?

To your other question, I'm Saggitarius. Ram

Are you under 30? I like them young, virile and strong

Ishilove:

Ema gba mi ke. How am I fronting? You want to hang my right leg in Mushin, and hang the second one in Apapa, then proceed to minister oko langido to my netherparts, and I have indicated willingness to participate in that sweaty fusion of body fluids, but you're saying I'm fronting?

To your other question, I'm Saggitarius. Ram

Are you under 30? I like them young, virile and strong

Haha, I honestly wasn't even this imaginative. Apapa to Mushin is quite far considering the distance & then you did the comparison, what a WAWU!

Oh yeah, I'm under 30 & strong too. I know you're BBW so I'm well equiped to give you that D

D for Desire tho

Ishilove:

Billyonaire, aka TimeMachine has a reputation for being,, er...very imaginative...

look those his funny stories of outer space and galaxies abi

I think he is into newage shit and stuff

most of what he talks about are embedded in new age doctrines which was gotten from Hinduism

yes they astral project
yes they meet other spiritual entities

yes he might be adding his own jara due to confusion about what he sees

However the bulk of what he says are lies passed down from the devil. you know Satan is very good at spinning lies

They spin lies from the bible too.

nwanneni:
i like the way you talk.if you are single,please do send me a mail with your picture.
I feel it's time to settle down too(because i can tell you want to as well)
Much love

first of all ,
how are you?
its been a while

TimeMachine:


I consider myself young. I have been on this 3D Game for 4 decades. I am an introvert. Anti social. Really have no reason to socialise. I have a garage bar like a club setting at home. So I do all stuff home and have no time to waste my funds in expensive night clubs. Sometimes we get to bring stripper to entertain us.

N1.2M Annually is fine paid in quarterly upfront. I get to decide the shopping bonuses at my discreation.

There is always a spare car to move around. I believe the pay is fair but most of the girls start asking for iPhones and other gadgets which I can do if I feel like but they get greedy and demanding almost always. And I try to stay away from greedy ones cos am slightly hypertensive and require really fun moments. It is the core reason I must stay happy.

My plan is to convert the place to a private library so i can have readers come around and stay to read. I could meet intelligent ladies who love reading. I intend to do it next year unfailingly.

100k per month with that long list of yours?

you are very funny my friend.

Honestly with the way you talk about spending, spending , money I wasn't expecting such. no offence.

Seems you are a very stingy sugar daddy or you aren't as rich as you claimed to be lol

An orphan from a low class vicinity might do

she wouldn't have any family member for you to feed and she will see you as a god ( practically worship you) for half that amount.

generationz:


100k per month with that long list of yours?

you are very funny my friend.

Honestly with the way you talk about spending, spending , money I wasn't expecting such. no offence.

Seems you are a very stingy sugar daddy or you aren't as rich as you claimed to be lol

An orphan from a low class vicinity might do

she wouldn't have any family member for you to feed and she will see you as a god ( practically worship you) for half that amount.

Bankers earn about that. But 100k allowance for a girlfriend is very faiir aside the shopping and travel allowances etc which is higher than a million annually except you are not building wealth for next generations.

Don't be foolish with your money, except it is yahoo Yahoo money.

Did you say orphan from low class ? I really would prefer those, cos it will go along way to ameliorate her living condition. You seem to know a lot about them. Can you recommend your orphaned female relative?

generationz:


look those his funny stories of outer space and galaxies abi

I think he is into newage shit and stuff

most of what he talks about are embedded in new age doctrines which was gotten from Hinduism

yes they astral project
yes they meet other spiritual entities

yes he might be adding his own jara due to confusion about what he sees

However the bulk of what he says are lies passed down from the devil. you know Satan is very good at spinning lies

They spin lies from the bible too.

Stop making fun of yourself. You sound stupid already

Ishilove:

I see you're now humble. I thought you wanted to talk nasty and dirty? When I put my foot on the throttle, you backed down sharpaly. Oniranu jatijati!

You better respek your elders, son.

Enjoy the rest of your week.

Mtchew, Wo lemme tell you, all this one you're saying is Story. Your reverse psychology are not new as you first wanted to know my age & yeah, I know you're above 30 so cut the chase.

Nothing wrong in talking dirty 100%, this is 2 consenting adults. Me I want to give you resounding orgasm & thats for sure. Me I like you, Period. Whether you abuse me oh, call me names oh. E no even concern me.

I stand firm Gidigba

generationz:


first of all ,
how are you?
its been a while

I'm great.hope you are too?
I am in phc.hope you won't mind if we meet?
But presently outta 9ja.work things.(i travel a lot)
I hope you don't/won't mind?
Can we meet?

generationz:


look those his funny stories of outer space and galaxies abi

I think he is into newage shit and stuff

most of what he talks about are embedded in new age doctrines which was gotten from Hinduism

yes they astral project
yes they meet other spiritual entities

yes he might be adding his own jara due to confusion about what he sees

However the bulk of what he says are lies passed down from the devil. you know Satan is very good at spinning lies

They spin lies from the bible too.

As in ehn... TimeMachine my brother is in dire need of deliverance, Cele style

Ishilove:

As in ehn... TimeMachine my brother is in dire need of deliverance, Cele style

As long as it is a female prophet that you are sending from your own Cele church to deliver TimeMachine I have no problems.

Just make sure she is great in Kama Sutra.

TimeMachine:


Stop making fun of yourself. You sound stupid already

I wasn't making fun of you

You hold your believes close to your heart

I won't call you stupid because I know your outburst here is as a result of accumulated anger at people making fun of what you believe in and not necessarily at me today

I know you are more mature than this


With that said

You know I'm right that most of what you preach here are related to New age doctrines

right or wrong sir?

I know you try to cushion it up stating it is science for Nigerians to accept what you are saying and not see it as some sort of voodoo. However the more you try to make it look as simple as science the more nairalanders call you crazy.

You are not really crazy.

you are just being lied to.

generationz:


I wasn't making fun of you

You hold your believes close to your heart

I won't call you stupid because I know your outburst here is as a result of accumulated anger at people making fun of what you believe in and not necessarily at me today

I know you are more mature than this


With that said

You know I'm right that most of what you preach here are related to New age doctrines

right or wrong sir?

I know you try to cushion it up stating it is science for Nigerians to accept what you are saying and not see it as some sort of voodoo. However the more you try to make it look as simple as science the more nairalanders call you crazy.

You are not really crazy.

you are just being lied to.

I stepped into this 3D Reality Game on my own accord, and I am sharing the Truth outside the construct of the matrix and control of the Demiurge freely for Source Players who are still trapped in this duality based matrix, and few have found their ways of getting off the hell and loop of reincarnation.

I make bold to say that I believe nothing, have no belief system and will never have one.

Unlike you and your ilks, I know me, I know where I came from, and I know how to exit the Game Board, cos I have direct access to information even before the Big Bang that set this hologram in motion.

Just enjoying the remaining of my days in quiet happiness, but does not mean I will not tell you that you are silly if you are.\\

Note that I am not interested in your Heaven, neither do I need have a Savior because I do not need one, and I am not religious and will never be.

It will be wise for you to respect yourself and do not think that all who wear Human Body are on your level of operabilities, I am totally another thing all together, so stop following me around and retorting those mumbo jumbo which I actually help create to keep the game busy and sweet.

I know what I am.

generationz:


I wasn't making fun of you

You hold your believes close to your heart

I won't call you stupid because I know your outburst here is as a result of accumulated anger at people making fun of what you believe in and not necessarily at me today

I know you are more mature than this


With that said

You know I'm right that most of what you preach here are related to New age doctrines

right or wrong sir?

I know you try to cushion it up stating it is science for Nigerians to accept what you are saying and not see it as some sort of voodoo. However the more you try to make it look as simple as science the more nairalanders call you crazy.

You are not really crazy.

you are just being lied to.

Wow! I give it to you : the most mature/civil/polite female nairalander I have come across!
your manner of handling issues is wow+ ! I'm impressed. keep it up.

Less than $300 monthly basic allowance for being a seex toy to a self acclaimed billionaire? What an insult

Women don suffer