On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells,
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman!
Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one >utton at a time.
No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest
as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

hmmmm, laff loading-------------loading------------*loading error*----------error,error.

*blows up cos of over-dryness*

Kunbee:

Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Yaaaaaaayyy!!

can't believe it! Kunbe actually laughed at a joke on nland - this calls for serious celebration

makajibbz:

hmmmm, laff loading-------------loading------------*loading error*----------error,error.

*blows up cos of over-dryness*

@makajibbz - go fry sand chop!

i'm being real. try ur luck again maybe i'll load---lol

Efemena_xy:

Yaaaaaaayyy!!

can't believe it! Kunbe actually laughed at a joke on nland - this calls for serious celebration  

You did well boo

^^ Thanks jor - u be better person

@makajibbz

The joke's too intellectually taxing 4 your pea-sized brain - but not your fault

I feel your pain, I really do. . .

**now do us all a favour - jump into the river Niger and don't surface**

ahh help me people, na by force to laff 4ur dry joke. pls post anotha 1. i promise to lafff.

Good one.

^^Thanks!

@Makajibbz

Sorry, but If I find a Crude, Simple and Dirty joke, I'll let u know - I no say na dat kind thing dey rock your boat

rock my boat, rock it. lol

sorry to dissapoint you

Efe's not that kinda girl - I'm clean

go look elsewhere jor!

sorry i thot u were a rockstarr. 2 bad 4u

*slight modification*

makajibbz:

sorry i thot u were a rockstarr. 2 bad 4 me

Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty boy!

i culd be if u want.

buh, i'm as clean as a whistle.

makajibbz:

i culd be if u want.

na today u start??

buh, i'm as clean as a whistle.

U seriously wish. . .

Efemena_xy:

U seriously wish. . .

didnt check out my prof.pic

Efe!! EFe!!! EFE!!!!

Hw many times you hear ya name!!?

You try!! The joke make sense sha, although E end like Nigerian film.

Okija_juju:

Efe!! EFe!!! EFE!!!!

Hw many times you hear ya name!!?

You try!! The joke make sense sha, although E end like Nigerian film.

guy, u be winsh

* pulls his bible close by *

Wetin you dey carry bible do!?

You wan go house fellowship?

Lolouder! me i gbadun dis joke wella
i dont expect everyone to see it the same way sha
u knw som people like dem eggs roasted (if possible)
Efe lets go

Thanks Babe!

You can't win 'em all - all the time!

Efe, i am waiting for a new joke oo

hmmm. . .l8er - I promise

not now - I dey fight wiff pessin 4 nland and I no wan loose

One of dis days, dem go ban u for all dis dry jokes u dey give us.

Really??

Oya post your own make we see na!

My own dey for the top ten right now.
Upon sey e don tey i post am.
Dats how tn know joke wey tight

and I say:

Stop yarning dust man!!

Reality flashing babe.
No envy me please

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.

Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."

"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."

Yawns