Shiooo, u are make me to be faering now oo. Wen i writing waec ehn, i gettin A5 sef

Yu copring expose in crass. diis kinds engrish yu has spoke wud scorred yu G9 or F9

Is u say me lyrin abi? I is go to showing me paper

Showing me, seeyin is beliv

Dear Feffle,

ADVIS TO GO TO FOLYTHECHNIK OR UNIFASITY TO LEARN TO SPEKS FLOFER ENGLISHH GRAMA

You feffle are jus bunches of palure feffle that dear mama and fafa are send to school to len frofer and gud englishh,instead you are all cum hia to disgrace this contri Naijiria with ya feri bad speaking and wrotten englishes
You feffle should hide ya feaces in shame becos I am not ya level. I jus wan to expless my peelings.
Thank you and God blessed

Yos Paitpuly
Direcktor of Language Comunikations
Englis Depatment

Aboki go repairing my shoes, to goes to schul is not fit yu ,yor bad gramerian is blockage my eyes.

I is wenting to brought it now o

I waiting tey tey, is now yu came.
were is wat yu go to bring?

Rat have chopin it ooo.

Oh M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ gawd, I yam tyre for this engrish and etc. Good engrish u cannot spoken! What a small pity!

Choi! if rat choppin yor result erh, u chop the rat nah

or did you want to killing the rat for chrismas stew

Oh rawyer is around, i resting my casing.

Gudnit every of yu.

The rat e having power oo.

who is call me aboki? I dey kraze??u no get resfect fa? Let me tell you,I is get doktoret degeree from one Unifasity in Tolonto,wat is iz name agin, I can not lememba d name now,wait, let me ping za foma speaker of the house that were impished for fake lesult flom tolonto,me and him were classmates in dat Unifasity in Tolonto,I is cum back to finiz wit you that iz call me aboki, da izka

unifersity of tolonto is ekwivalent to kindagatin in nigelia. u need to startin aflesh,oya solly nah.
If yu got my aplologe lesiplokate

I was wonder if M̶̲̅ε̲̣ can got some tisas to teaches M̶̲̅ε̲̣ korekt engrish?

^yes yu rilly need to learning engrish, yor ingrish are bads


El Guapo yu looken me eh, anyways looken is flee, torching is very costing

My fada was Bill Gate, How much $ are we talk about 

*builds a wall so he dosnt  crossing over with[i]out pay cash[/i]*

cash is carry

Haha! I catching una both today, want to scatter this engrish rope with ashi, I thinks u are engrish tisas!

^

Beync:

My fada was Bill Gate, How much $ are we talk about 

*builds a wall so he dosnt  crossing over with[i]out pay cash[/i]*

cash is carry

OH! Sweetie i wasn't tolding U that i were Warren Buffet?! Doesn't minding my change of complexion, it were the works of the Scorchable Sun Radiation in Kano Nigeria

Oya caming on into my room, let the both of all of Us did some smuchin n Robin

you is broken pocket come robbing me? i said no cash no robing. deal or dealing?

crabs his mouth an teaching him a kissing leson till he begging me to stops

i cant beliv person are still comment on this thread, it have long o

Ben-10 u didnt dey wey i came to ur house.

How was ur day went? Mine has been fantasis

Guy you want to causing what hon.patrick will calling broo haha in my belle.

Which engrish come is be dat na? Abi is u patrick broda¿

I catching yu, where did yu dey?