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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 8:51am On Nov 29, 2011
HEy BCuZiMBlaCk my friend so u r inside here i was looked for since grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by sylve11: 10:12am On Nov 29, 2011
Rakel05 come net's pray nudo grin grin cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 10:45am On Nov 29, 2011
Sylve11 don tly(try) me. i does play nudo vely vely well. grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:21pm On Nov 29, 2011
But the truth be say, mates wey no sabi English go take this ground come dey release their Virus!

Hello Boyes, How fars? grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by zealot4me(f): 1:56pm On Nov 29, 2011
father lord pls bress d engris of d  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed above me 


common english dey cannot spoke ****carried mine agege bread nd lefted thread ***
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 2:59pm On Nov 29, 2011
pls i does want to speak this english because i am marriage grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by sylve11: 3:17pm On Nov 29, 2011
rakel05:

pls i does want to speak this english because i am marriage grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


marriage womens speak engrish, so stp nyying grin grin cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 3:27pm On Nov 29, 2011

marriage womens speak engrish, so stp nyying



do u want to dead?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ajibel(m): 3:04am On Dec 02, 2011
Efry peoples here deserving to be charging to court for the murderering of engrish.

Look at what i hearing for newses today:
It is with deep regretion that we announcer the parting into grory the dying of professor cornbeef, the renowned engrish lunatic professor of unilag who dying as a results of heart failing while in a lecturing crass after hearing what his students spoke as grammu, may the sole of the departing spirits rest in perfected piece!

This newscaster are very badt. I wondering who gaving him the certificating after spent 12 years in universility learning glammer!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tasland(m): 12:06pm On Dec 02, 2011
Haaahaaahaaahaaa am stil laugh
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by SageNaruto(m): 12:03am On Dec 03, 2011
Hw far? It has tey since we last talked. . .
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Let us go togetherness!!!!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by freecocoa(f): 3:38am On Dec 03, 2011
AH these threads are still alive?now I have remembering googles,I misses she very many,I wishes she are coming back to nairalanded with we again,anyway all of you peoples here have trying in you own special wayses,you is fun to mingled with,kept it up,peace I lovely yous all.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrResource(m): 7:24am On Dec 03, 2011
good mourning NLers.
How were your nights?
Hope it was cold. . . Mine were. . .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 9:12am On Dec 03, 2011
Me were slepted loveliness. . .Unu don hearing the latest gists for town? shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrResource(m): 9:51am On Dec 03, 2011
me havent heareth it. . .biko what was it. . .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ola4yinka(m): 10:18am On Dec 05, 2011
Na wa o!, Simply einglishe u plenty person can't fit talk !, shameless to u o,
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 11:17am On Dec 05, 2011
English killers a day is coming english will murder all of una.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mikuz(m): 1:02pm On Dec 05, 2011
Imagination the kind of grammer you people are spake here.
Na wa o!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mikuz(m): 1:03pm On Dec 05, 2011
Imagination the kind of grammer you people are spake here.
Na wa o!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 1:11pm On Dec 05, 2011
^^ Must You Double Posted to making a Point? angry angry angry


Mr.Resource:

me havent heareth it. . .biko what was it. . .

It were the News that Gen Sani Abacha were Die, I was just heard it now grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mikuz(m): 2:24pm On Dec 05, 2011
el you see yaself? It aint double posteding. Its twople posteriring.
Na wa o!
Common english you cant spake.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 2:52pm On Dec 05, 2011
mikuz:

el you see yaself? It aint double posteding. Its twople posteriring.
Na wa o!
Common english you cant spake.

ranning away grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mikuz(m): 3:15pm On Dec 05, 2011
^ there is no words like that in the d!.çkionaly please. .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrResource(m): 3:08am On Dec 06, 2011
Am shaming everytime i cometh here . . . undecided
El Guapo:

[color=#0066ff]It were the News that Gen Sani Abacha were Die, I was just heard it now  grin grin grin
Ha! Was that the news? i new since.That means am more informated than you grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mikuz(m): 8:50am On Dec 06, 2011
wrong engrish,
more informationized and not more informated.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrResource(m): 1:56am On Dec 07, 2011
^^^i dont understand what you meant. . .i said i had the inform of Abacha dying and he didnt. . .by the way my english was good angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mikuz(m): 8:11am On Dec 07, 2011
mr resource
but no matter how good yours is,it cant be gooder than mine.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:26am On Dec 07, 2011
mikuz:

el you see yaself? It aint double posteding. Its twople posteriring.
Na wa o!
Common english you cant spake.

Lol. . .Black Kettle Called Pot Blacks grin grin grin

Mr.Resource:

Am shaming everytime i cometh here . . . undecided[color=blue]Ha! Was that the news? i new since.That means am more informated than you grin



Lmao -- Even my Word Speller no fit recognise if that were a Clause or Phrasing! grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mikuz(m): 8:33am On Dec 07, 2011
ha! El,
you didnt knew?
Your wordspeller was maded in china.it is fake.
Mine is more originaler!
I suggest you Buy a newer one.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:45am On Dec 07, 2011
Lmao!  grin grin

Ok. . .In that cases, i'll  be sent u to the marketry  grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by mikuz(m): 8:49am On Dec 07, 2011
lol
sorry el.
You are late,it has ran out of stockings!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:51am On Dec 07, 2011
Then Bookry For more Stockings! angry angry

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