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Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by ElementG(m): 12:08pm On Aug 07, 2010
There was this lady and she really wanted to have s ex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem.

The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a p enis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle p enis my vigina' and it will start having s ex with you".

So later she tries out the pickle p enis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled p enis"

Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE p enis MY a ss"
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by lbotus(f): 11:33pm On Aug 07, 2010
ok undecided
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by Dyt(f): 3:24pm On Aug 08, 2010
mtcheeeeeewwwwwwwww
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by Nobody: 8:56am On Dec 14, 2011
Element G:

There was this lady and she really wanted to have s ex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem.

The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a p enis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle p enis my vigina' and it will start having s ex with you".

So later she tries out the pickle p enis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled p enis"

Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE p enis MY a ss"


NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME! WETIN BE THAT YOUR NAME? NO TRY THIS NONSENSE NEXT TIME O!!!!!!!

MUMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by bright007(f): 9:35am On Dec 14, 2011
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by bingbagbo(m): 9:59am On Dec 14, 2011
'' A FOOL WHO DOESNT KNOW HE IS A FOOL IS THE MOST MISERABLE SON OF A BBITCH!"
SOURCE:GBAGBOLOSOPHY
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by mustspin: 12:16pm On Dec 14, 2011
@OP na wah for dis ur yoke o
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by Nobody: 12:43pm On Dec 14, 2011
@poster. U tried jare. I like it. Its funny.
All dese people are bad belle, i'm sure dey don't understand d joke.
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by mikuz(m): 1:08pm On Dec 14, 2011
booqee,
im suspecting you.
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by mikuz(m): 1:09pm On Dec 14, 2011
booqee,
im suspecting you.
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by bright007(f): 1:31pm On Dec 14, 2011
Infact she is suspected suspect!
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by Nobody: 2:24pm On Dec 14, 2011
suspect of what?
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by oderemo(m): 2:33pm On Dec 14, 2011
This element is completly and oddly burnt out. Am i right? Yeah i think so.
Hold on let me clear my throat , big cough.

next,
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by mikuz(m): 2:39pm On Dec 14, 2011
booqee you've not been a faithful wife since i got married to you.
Why?
Where did i go wrong?
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by Nobody: 6:13pm On Dec 14, 2011
Ok, just prostrate, and all will be well. cheesy
Re: Magic Can Be Wicked At Times by mikuz(m): 6:42pm On Dec 14, 2011
huh?

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