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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:48am On Jan 17, 2019 |
MrPRevailer:Presentations should be SINCERELY aimed at giving out what we have! But when what we have is insufficient before the receiver,then it's either we re~strategize or allow time for the audience to meditate over our presentation. If such presentation is full of wisdom it's just natural that the hearer won't sleep soundly until he/she gets to the root of the matter. So obviously it's when the presenter is incompetent and unequipped that leads to insults, abuses and curses. Just a shot is enough to affect your target,you only need to keep in touch so that when the seed(your presentation) begins to germinate(sprout) you can start watering(answering follow-up questions) or perhaps someone having the same line of thought as you continues from where you stopped! 1Corinthians 3:6 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 10:05am On Jan 17, 2019 |
MrPRevailer:LMAO I don't believe in the big bang. You christians just make stupid assumptions about atheists. You on the other hand believe in talking snakes, donkeys and burning bushes . Dumbass 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by MrPRevailer(m): 10:07am On Jan 17, 2019 |
HellVictorinho: You are forcing it. So making the earth to hang on nothing and swing around its orbit is a Psychiatric disorder? Or healing the blind, crippled, sick is a Psychiatric disorder? Or that God is invincible, powerful qualifies him of psychiatric disorder?? At least you should read past comments properly before posting another crap. Or Charge your brain. 2 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by MrPRevailer(m): 10:16am On Jan 17, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX: Yes, I'm happy i can comprehend things that are extraordinary and beyond human abilities/wisdom. Little homosapien doesn't even know scientists have created fire that doesn't burn. If God created life, then he can make them to talk if/when he chooses. Humans can't create life. Deal with it fella 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 10:34am On Jan 17, 2019 |
MrPRevailer:[img]https://media./images/96d132309f2874d32060dd5fb6534a49/tenor.gif[/img] Because, you've witnessed talking donkeys before . By all means, carry on with your madness Edit: That picture you posted of yourself looks good 3 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by MrPRevailer(m): 10:59am On Jan 17, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX: Notice the last paragraph says "little homosapien" directed to you. I'm now in doubt you studied English in school, if you went to one. Moreover, I'm male, you're female. You just posted d pic of a male laughing at u. 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 11:02am On Jan 17, 2019 |
MrPRevailer:E pain am!!! . Oga, I understood your post perfectly well. But if you believe in talking snakes and you have no objective evidence for that claim, I don't need to bother myself with your dumbass . [img]https://media./images/b5a5a5c93cf79c5d1b625f47a2bdb0ff/tenor.gif[/img] Go and look for sense 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by MrPRevailer(m): 11:08am On Jan 17, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX: Ohh poor thing! That female slut just got booted out on my command. He shouldn't have been so harsh on XxsabrinaxX. I'm sorry. Let past be past okay. I'm Forgiven? 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 11:09am On Jan 17, 2019 |
MrPRevailer:[img]https://media1./images/86f3b65249fbaca12e142281558c06ac/tenor.gif[/img] |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 11:11am On Jan 17, 2019 |
MrPRevailer:. E pain am die!!! He's already calling me a slut. I though you were a christian . Eyyaa. I've heard worse things from more important people lmao. Go and grip on your mother's d!ck, you little fagg0t 3 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by MrPRevailer(m): 11:25am On Jan 17, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX: Sorry I meant slot. I remember (go and look for sense) those were your last words before you got flunged across the river. Look stop posting your pics here. I've moved on okay! I'm just advising you. 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 11:32am On Jan 17, 2019 |
MrPRevailer:Don't try and damage control o! You know damn well what you meant when you typed in "slut". And If I recall, I was the one who posted that gif your dirty b!tch ass getting kicked over the bridge into the river . Just wanted to clarify before you "move on" 3 Likes |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by MrPRevailer(m): 11:53am On Jan 17, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX: I know it's been too embarrassing watching the boys laugh at you. You love telling stories of yourself, so you've kept memories of them. But you don't have to keep the bad ones. Like your crush? grinning at you. Or being boot... forget it. Maybe you like the feeling of being embarrassed and I get it. People can be weird. Could this be another copyright of yours? 1 Like
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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
MrPRevailer:E pain am!! E pain am die!!! Look who said he's moved on!!! LOL!! You tried to upload a gif but you failed because you're obviously not a computer literate . The only person embarrassing himself here is you. You're a dunce, your jokes are dry and you're a fagg0t. You like to watch firemen sliding down poles and your mother probably has a bigger d!ck than you . You're so gay, you wear your trousers backwards, then you leave the zipper part wide open so that your mother can screw you in the ass . Gay ass fool. Move out of your mother's house and tell her to stop paying your rent . You'll never be the man your mother is . The kinkiest sex you can ever have is missionary with the lights off 1 Like 4 Shares |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Martinez19(m): 12:54pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX, how do you put pictures between your writeups? If you can and when it's convenient, teach me. I need it in creating a new thread. |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 12:56pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
Martinez19:Quote one of my posts and see how I did it |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by TheArranger(m): 1:25pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:See finishing . @MrPRevailer, all is well 1 Like
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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 4:02am On Jan 18, 2019 |
TATIME:Verily verily I tell you the truth, Tatime, that never will you forget that you were buda's audience, and you discussed and you were motivated, and that that motivation will forever more stick in your mind. Do note however that if you do not eat a balanced diet you will become malnourished. (You may wish to periodically return here to let me know how resolutely you try to erase my words from your mind.) |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 3:06pm On Jan 18, 2019 |
budaatum:Verily Verily i say to you my friend, whatever you spew into the hearing of your audience can make them pause for a moment but SEEING the PRACTICAL APPLICATION of your theory will remain in their hearts forever! You're gradually acting like a clown now because it's the audience who needs to step forward for further inquiries if what they've heard has left an impression NOT the other way round! In fact i'm beginning to see the spirit intolerance in you buda as you can't hold on to the fact that your audience is yet convinced of all that you're saying. Please when the ATHEISTS starts to hunt for those who are keeping their FAITH don't join in inflicting pains on people for not agreeing to your terms! |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Ubenedictus(m): 1:47am On Jan 29, 2019 |
Dantedasz:all parts are inspired but they are not all one genre of literature |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Ubenedictus(m): 9:22pm On Jan 29, 2019 |
Dantedasz:I certainly don't know that . Can you proof this, and does similarities with parts of other ancient works mean it is not true? That's a really poor argument |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 6:38pm On Jan 30, 2019 |
Ubenedictus:You didn't know "Christians can not even agree on what constitutes the Biblical canon", or "the books in the Bible were written by men"? Have a look at this thread and come tell me why you refuse to know please! |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 6:43pm On Jan 30, 2019 |
TATIME:You don't have to agree to my "terms". I haven't even asked you to since I strongly believe everyone makes up their own terms. Or how does it sound that I claim freewill and take your free will from you? You are simply projecting your intolerant Tatime clownishness on buda, but I of course don't expect you to notice. |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Ubenedictus(m): 10:05pm On Feb 03, 2019 |
budaatum:this is why it isn't good to jump into a discussion without taking a full look at the line you're jumping into. Lord claimed I know the Bible is a plagiarized, I certainly am not aware of any such thing, I only know that the writers of scripture share similar stories with the people of the ancient near east and that those shared stories may very well be there with Jewish colouring. As for plagiarism, I am not aware. The Bible never says it was written by angels, of course it was written by men. Over the years some Christians have rejected the ancient canon, how does their rejection concern me? Next maybe he will tell me Jesus didn't exist because some Christians have reject the teaching that he is God and man... As in the former case their rejection doesn't change anything, the Christian Bible agreed on in antiquity has 73 books and if that isn't good enough for him that is his cup of tea. |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by theoriginalgood: 4:20pm On Feb 05, 2019 |
What do you believe about this: Why is it that all humans die someday? Even the Christians say “Jesus” died, but not: “God” died. In the Bible, Mark 10:18 says only God is truly good. I can believe this because all humans die and God does not. Humans are beings. God is a being. One dies, the other doesn’t. If you’re honest with yourself, you’ll know you’re not really a good being. Otherwise, you’ll never die. It’s undeniable. Then it should be no surprise to know that humanity is on the verge of extinction; there’s a war between Good and evil behind the scenes. Goodness should have just deleted evil at the beginning, but strangely, evil has enough power to prevent its immediate death. This is why humanity STILL exists today. But by definition, good is stronger than evil; Goodness will win the war and finally vanquish humanity after striking ENOUGH killer blows to evil. Now, how come humans don’t exist in a perfect abode like what you could call Heaven? A place where there is only peace, one is always strong and healthy, no hatred, no dishonesty, no filth etc. You are what you create! God is only good and thus cannot create anything that isn’t good. It is known that existence is full of many infirmities and rubbish. Who created those? Definitely not God! This therefore means that humans are actually all the sin, evil, bad, wrong, flaws etc in existence. Yes, there is a human out there who embodies bad breath, initials: BB = Barry Borden, who embodies body odor, initials: BO = Benjamin Oliver, who embodies weakness, initials: WN = Winifred Newton etc. Good is stronger than evil, therefore God cannot be limited and is already omnipotent and omniscient. He can do absolutely anything good, but there is no such thing as purifying humanity. Making a change to a being means changing identity. Purging humanity would mean deleting the old identity of sin, and somehow creating a new one of purity. That deletion means death. They call it sinner, but that sinner is actually a sin itself! The fact that humans die means humanity is not good. Accept it. Therefore there’s a higher power ensuring that existence will one day be purified. Too bad no one here will be there! |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 4:07pm On Apr 08, 2019 |
budaatum:Time for a revisit Tat, and an update. |
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 4:26pm On Nov 07, 2022 |
OK let's resolve that in a simple way! |
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