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Confessions by EfemenaXY: 12:55am On Aug 17, 2010 |
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy- "I have a baseball." Man- "That's nice." Boy- "Want to buy it?" Man- "No, thanks." Boy- "My dad's outside." Man- "OK, how much?" Boy- "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy- "Dark in here." Man- "Yes, it is." Boy- "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy- "$750." Man- "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that s.hi.t again." |
Re: Confessions by Nobody: 1:07am On Aug 17, 2010 |
lwkmd!!! |
Re: Confessions by Blueice4re(f): 9:09am On Aug 17, 2010 |
omg. |
Re: Confessions by Hotwire(m): 9:46am On Aug 17, 2010 |
The guilty are afraid. Nice joke, I must say. |
Re: Confessions by ElementG(m): 9:48am On Aug 17, 2010 |
nice one efe, i love it |
Re: Confessions by EfemenaXY: 10:27am On Aug 17, 2010 |
Hotwire: coming from you - 'tis really appreciated! ondo_boi: Glad you like it Element G: Thanks Element! |
Re: Confessions by Vic2k3(m): 11:19am On Aug 17, 2010 |
I'm really enjoying dis |
Re: Confessions by Vic2k3(m): 12:15pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Dis thread is 4 confessions so oya efe start confessing |
Re: Confessions by EfemenaXY: 12:16pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
<smiles sweetly> Confess? Wetin u want make I confess Vicks?. . . **nor expose yourself for here sha. . .** |
Re: Confessions by Vic2k3(m): 3:15pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Haba @ element i tot u're grown up.jxt hve a look @ how shes manipulating u |
Re: Confessions by blacksta(m): 3:15pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
<black gives Efe a good hi5> or abi u want obese kissing as well - lol |
Re: Confessions by EfemenaXY: 3:17pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Lol! No, hi5's good enough for me my sister C_honey dey find you for her thread. . . |
Re: Confessions by Ben13: 3:27pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Vic2k3: Only the priest is allowed to confess here. You can confess if you are the priest. |
Re: Confessions by EfemenaXY: 7:41pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Ohhhhhhhh - Thanks for re-opening my thread Ben! Really appreciate this. . . Now, where's OJ?? - I need to hear im confession(s) |
Re: Confessions by Vic2k3(m): 8:14pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Mother confessor i no fit talk if i fit i for don confess mine l. . . |
Re: Confessions by EfemenaXY: 10:02pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
**Whispers: Tell me my son, wetin u wan confess? No one's listening. . .** |
Re: Confessions by Vic2k3(m): 10:07pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Dat i . . . Dat i. . . . Damn i don't know how 2 say it.pls help me ma |
Re: Confessions by EfemenaXY: 10:12pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
**need to know what's on your mind b/4 I can help I'm not a mind reader. . .but; Take a deep breadth a start from the beginning my son. . .** |
Re: Confessions by Vic2k3(m): 10:19pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Finking*dis confessor is definitely a fake*i tot confessors are mind readers |
Re: Confessions by EfemenaXY: 10:28pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
hehehe **If confessors were mind readers Then u won't need to confess then - would you?** Lol! **okay, then in that case say: 1 Our Father & 3 Hail Mary's every hour for 1 week my son now go in peace and be happy!!** |
Re: Confessions by Vic2k3(m): 10:40pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Ok i go confess now. Na dis how God say make u de do?alright 1 sec pls(2 compose ma self) |
Re: Confessions by Vic2k3(m): 10:53pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Dear mother i fink i have sinned. There's dis lady dat i like but i tink shes a bad girl but i tink i like her the way she is but i might get crazy what do i do mother? |
Re: Confessions by EfemenaXY: 11:12pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Vic2k3: **I know you have son, that's why you're sweating profusely** There's dis lady dat i like but i tink shes a bad girl **My dear son, being bad is purely a state-of-the mind** but i tink i like her the way she is **So? What's the problem wiff dat man??!! - Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!!** but i might get crazy **Have no fear - As long as your ying is in line with your yang, then you're safe** what do i do mother? **search deeply into the realms of your soul and on reaching there, meditate on the philosophies of life!** |
Re: Confessions by jokingmary(m): 11:19pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: |
Re: Confessions by EfemenaXY: 11:24pm On Aug 18, 2010 |
Jokingmary Wetin?? - Why u open eye like that now?? Or have you got any confession(s) of your own to make?? |
Re: Confessions by Okijajuju1(m): 8:32am On Aug 19, 2010 |
This joke & my grandmama I no know who senior who, but I still laugh sha. |
Re: Confessions by Ben13: 9:10am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Lol Okija you don mara |
Re: Confessions by Nobody: 9:18am On Aug 19, 2010 |
lol, didn't see that one coming |
Re: Confessions by EfemenaXY: 9:41am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Thanks Sting!! |
Re: Confessions by Baxilexi(m): 9:51am On Aug 19, 2010 |
nice joke . . . buh i've gotta feeling i've seen it before . . . sometime last yr or 2yrs ago . . . |
Re: Confessions by Hotwire(m): 9:52am On Aug 19, 2010 |
Good lesson. I want to see your confession bad girl |
Re: Confessions by Hubcool: 9:54am On Aug 19, 2010 |
lmao, you gotta love them priest xP [img]http://s04.flagcounter.com/count/JPIn/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/pageview=0[/img] |
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