A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that s.hi.t again."

lwkmd!!!

omg.

The guilty are afraid. Nice joke, I must say.

nice one efe, i love it

Hotwire:

The guilty are afraid. Nice joke, I must say.

coming from you - 'tis really appreciated!

ondo_boi:

lwkmd!!!

Glad you like it

Element G:

nice one efe, i love it

Thanks Element!

I'm really enjoying dis

Dis thread is 4 confessions so oya efe start confessing

<smiles sweetly>

Confess?

Wetin u want make I confess Vicks?. . .

**nor expose yourself for here sha. . .**

Haba @ element i tot u're grown up.jxt hve a look @ how shes manipulating u

<black gives Efe a good hi5> or abi u want obese kissing as well - lol

Lol!

No, hi5's good enough for me

my sister C_honey dey find you for her thread. . .

Ohhhhhhhh - Thanks for re-opening my thread Ben!

Really appreciate this. . .

Now, where's OJ?? - I need to hear im confession(s)

Mother confessor i no fit talk if i fit i for don confess mine l. . .

Dat i . . . Dat i. . . . Damn i don't know how 2 say it.pls help me ma

Finking*dis confessor is definitely a fake*i tot confessors are mind readers

hehehe

**If confessors were mind readers

Then u won't need to confess then - would you?**

Lol!

**okay, then in that case say: 1 Our Father & 3 Hail Mary's every hour for 1 week my son

now go in peace and be happy!!**

Ok i go confess now. Na dis how God say make u de do?alright 1 sec pls(2 compose ma self)

Dear mother i fink i have sinned. There's dis lady dat i like but i tink shes a bad girl but i tink i like her the way she is but i might get crazy what do i do mother?

Vic2k3:

Dear mother i fink i have sinned.

**I know you have son, that's why you're sweating profusely**  

There's dis lady dat i like but i tink shes a bad girl

**My dear son, being bad is purely a state-of-the mind**

but i tink i like her the way she is

**So? What's the problem wiff dat man??!! - Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!!**

but i might get crazy

**Have no fear - As long as your ying is in line with your yang, then you're safe**

what do i do mother?

**search deeply into the realms of your soul and on reaching there, meditate on the philosophies of life!**

Efemena_xy:

**I know you have son, that's why you're sweating profusely**  

**My dear son, being bad is purely a state-of-the mind**

**So? What's the problem wiff dat man??!! - Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!!**

**Have no fear - As long as your ying is in line with your yang, then you're safe**

**search deeply into the realms of your soul and on reaching there, meditate on the philosophies of life!**

Jokingmary

Wetin?? - Why u open eye like that now??

Or have you got any confession(s) of your own to make??

lol, didn't see that one coming

Thanks Sting!!

nice joke . . . buh i've gotta feeling i've seen it before . . . sometime last yr or 2yrs ago . . .

Good lesson.


I want to see your confession bad girl

lmao, you gotta love them priest xP
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