so jaybee is here flirting?

Missy B:

I swear, if Jaybee and Jenny no karry unaselves commot here now, I deh go call Seun. 

You dey go call seun? could it be that you and seun don dey metarmophise since for bedroom hence the reason for your recent boldness.

Anyways I still remain seuns one and only so your authority no reach mine

I been think say I don tell you, but since You neffa hear, make I tell you now.

Seun is ma Baby Daddy. Our Love na 'Made-In-Heaven'.
Derail my thread one more time and You'D have no choice but to ressurect your 'Rampant or Lady J' moniker.
Jenny You remember that I.D?

LMAO my dear, i don forget all my id's

Seun dey deceive you sweerie, the same seun wey dey claim vargin na the same seun wey fit go round 10 times in 30mins on woman

@ Vargin
I swear if Seun noh ban us today, noborry fit ever ban us.

Fergin kè? E even be like say na Seun invent kerewa.
Forget the sweet face and sissy character. . . Na just camo.
We've been married for 2 years and and we have 2 kids to show for it.
Fergin Seun kò . . . .Vergine Oil ni !

Missy B:

@ Vargin
I swear if Seun noh ban us today, noborry fit ever ban us.

Fergin kè? E even be like say na Seun invent kerewa. 
Forget the sweet face and sissy character. . . Na just camo.
We've been married for 2 years and and we have 2 kids to show for it.
Fergin Seun kò . . . .Vergine Oil ni !

LMAO  kerewawawa kerewawo

Dey deceive yourself, seun no put him real siggy for the marriage contract naim him use dey decive una, na me get the original siggy, as for seun being a vargin, na wetin him dey claim, him even preach no sex before marriage, my mouth open and i say what seun vargin? na seun even provide me with him vaseline wey him dey use for emergency once when i go him house complain of dry skin check him left butt cheek, na my name him tatoo for diaaa

Jenny o!!! My ribs hurt!!! ''Vaseline''

Na only butt cheek your name deh? If you ever get the opportunity to see his rod, check am well, Missy B is bodly written on it.
I'm considering writing ma name on his balls too.

Jenny, keep off!! Seun's mine!!!

Missy B:

Jenny o!!! My ribs hurt!!! ''Vaseline'' 

Na only butt cheek your name deh? If you ever get the opportunity to see his rod, check am well, Missy B is bodly written on it.
I'm considering writing ma name on his balls too. 

Jenny, keep off!! Seun's mine!!!

Seun go ban you today tetetetetetete

Stay diaa, u no know say seun sign forever contract with vaseline people to dey provide am with vaseline everyday

Too late him balls too soft the marker reject am, but check the tip of him ozumarock na jenny him write for diaaaa, even him boob.s region no wonder him too like women to dey touch am for diaaa, intel has it that him wan write my name for inside his super perversion even when him dey come go, the sper.m dey spell jenny as e dey comot

Oga seun I hail youuuu ooo, just admiring your romancing technique

nonsense

blacksta:

nonsense

Jenny,
You can have this one and keep off Seun. Deal?

Missy B:

Jenny,
You can have this one and keep off Seun. Deal?

Even my three year old niece spat on the floor when I suggested she become friends with blacksta

Na me you wan give? give me siena, sauron, jaybee, davidylan(that one wey dey advice single people like say him sef don marry), sagamite(my chocolate caramelic stud) , debosky mrcrackles,etc then I fit leave seun for 1 day for you

jennykadry:


Even my three year old niece spat on the floor when I suggested she become friends with blacksta

Lmao!!!
Rumor has it that, You've, at one time, had sum'n' to do with blacksta.   
How true is that? Is he the one in your profile pic? 

jennykadry:

Na me you wan give? give me siena, sauron, jaybee, davidylan(that one wey dey advice single people like say him sef don marry), sagamite(my chocolate caramelic stud) , debosky mrcrackles,etc then I fit leave seun for 1 day for you

These people are taken.
The only eligible singles on Nairaland are - 190, Mr cork, Tumfulu, Dobodobo etcetera.

I'm offering you the best - Mr cork. Accept the offer, keep off Seun and thank me later.

Lol na blacksta dey my profile naaa

E NO EASY, AFTER YEARS OF FIGHTING HIS LOST  ESTEEM, THE DUDE DECIDED TO COME OUT IN PUBLIC AND SHOW YOU WOMEN WHAT HE'S GOT

You think say na everybody the agberos for lagos dey create photo studio for bush for make them show their skills? jealousy go kill you missy b for once appreciate the goodness Disgust of a bursted condo-.m Gawd in blacksta

AS for MR cork that virgin wey dey act like pro? thanks intel has it that the only hand wey don touch these guys things na their hand wey them dey use wash their rods during shower outside that no experience.

Give me one of them men and i go give you seun

jennykadry:

You think say na everybody the agberos for lagos dey create photo studio for bush for make them show their skills? jealousy go kill you missy b for once appreciate the goodness Disgust of a bursted condo-.m Gawd in blacksta

You nor see how I deh prostrate already? 
That's the perfection of handsomeness, not to mention Class. Blacksta, na You biko.

jennykadry:

AS for MR cork that virgin wey dey act like pro? thanks intel has it that the only hand wey don touch these guys things na their hand wey them dey use wash their rods during shower outside that no experience.

**Death** 
His name's Mr Cocrk eh. Nor deprecate the dude's ability and experience.
His name says it all. Cocrk!!!  ** Ma dirty mind** 
I suggest you try him before someone else takes him - Sisterly advice.

Missy B:

Jenny,
You can have this one and keep off Seun. Deal?

Lol

And who are you - nairaland love-vendor.

jennykadry:


Even my three year old niece spat on the floor when I suggested she become friends with blacksta

Na me you wan give? give me siena, sauron, jaybee, davidylan(that one wey dey advice single people like say him sef don marry), sagamite(my chocolate caramelic stud) , debosky mrcrackles,etc then I fit leave seun for 1 day for you

Like i want to be friends with  - u must be trippin  - abeg move to one side - make i see better thing.

Missy B:

Lmao!!!
Rumor has it that, You've, at one time, had sum'n' to do with blacksta.   
How true is that? Is he the one in your profile pic? 
These people are taken.
The only eligible singles on Nairaland are - 190, Mr cork, Tumfulu, Dobodobo etcetera.

I'm offering you the best - Mr cork. Accept the offer, keep off Seun and thank me later.

It better remain a rumor  - case i dont associate with forest people. 

blacksta:

Lol

And who are you - nairaland love-vendor.

That one nor relevant to you or the issue at hand. 
How mush You go pay, so I can sweet-talk Jenny into being with You- that way, I can have ma baby Daddy back, and everyone would live happily ever after?

blacksta:

It better remain a rumor - case i dont associate with forest people.

Who You deh call forest people?
I hear say na your pikshore deh Jenny's profile.

Missy B:

That one nor relevant to you or the issue at hand. 
How mush You go pay, so I can sweet-talk Jenny into being with You- that way, I can have ma baby Daddy back, and everyone would live happily ever after?
Who You deh call forest people?
I hear say na your pikshore deh Jenny's profile.

Well you will have find another to get your baby daddy back. I cant help you even if it is going for free.

It can be my piskshore - I no live na jungle -

I am reporting these people:

Missy
Jenny
Jaybee
Blacksta

and whoever has turned this thread into a chatroom

michelin89:

I am reporting these people:

Missy
Jenny
Jaybee
Blacksta

and whoever has turned this thread into a chatroom

lol - u want my full name? - the thread made no sense in the first place - them two are not celebrities

Then u should have used the report to mod click.

Make the mods move am to the right section.

You have no excuse. Them go ban all of you finish!

michelin89:

I am reporting these people:

Missy
Jenny
Jaybee
Blacksta

and whoever has turned this thread into a chatroom

Report to whom? Seun, ma baby daddy?
Please do, Darling. I want him to punish me the usual way - Butt spanking and . . .

blacksta:

lol - u want my full name? - the thread made no sense in the first place - them two are not celebrities

Say what?  

Missy B:

Report to whom? Seun, ma baby daddy?
Please do, Darling. I want him to punish me the usual way - Butt spanking and . . .

Your butt dey shine like mirror? Cuz Seun looks like someone who admires himself all day.

Who else is in a better position to answer but the man who massages it all day - Seun?!

michelin89:

Then u should have used the report to mod click.

Make the mods move am to the right section.

You have no excuse. Them go ban all of you finish!

No be your job be that . Aint u a mod  - how bodi anyway

Missy B:

Report to whom? Seun, ma baby daddy?
Please do, Darling. I want him to punish me the usual way - Butt spanking and . . .
Say what?  

Abeg quit throwing your services at seun  - he is not interested.  

You won't drag me into this perverse conversation. My integrity as a mod stands still.

@ Missy

Wetin happen for face now? Oya come online jor. I need more details about this butt spanking.

blacksta:

Abeg quit throwing your services at seun  - he is not interested.  

When did you become his mouthpiece?
How dare you say Seun isn't interested in his wife's services? In fact, I suggest your ban.  
Choose anatha moniker already because, in the next 15 seconds, You'D get a msg from ma hubby.

michelin89:

You won't drag me into this perverse conversation. My integrity as a mod stands still.

And who is responsible that one  - before i jab u  

michelin89:

You won't drag me into this perverse conversation. My integrity as a mod stands still.

@ Missy

Wetin happen for face now? Oya come online jor. I need more details about this butt spanking.

Lol.
Fb just tire me jare. . . . I deactivated ma account temporarily. Will reactivate soon tho.
Michelin, I deh suspect you. You want details of your Boss' butt-spanking skills?
You're fired!!!  

Missy B:

When did you become his mouthpiece?
How dare you say Seun isn't interested in his wife's services? In fact, I suggest your ban.  
Choose anatha moniker already because, in the next 15 seconds, You'D get a msg from ma hubby.

Actually i like this moniker " Sit_on_MissyB's_face"   - You sef go soon receive ban for spaming NL with Indecency stuff  

blacksta:

Actually i like this moniker " Sit_on_MissyB's_face"   - You sef go soon receive ban for spaming NL with indecency stuff  

Missy B:

u like that one abi