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President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by GlobalD2: 5:02am On Sep 01, 2010 |
Baba Sege got an invitation from the Queen to come and visit her in England. One afternoon, while drinking tea, he asked the queen her success secret. She told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must be certain that they are intelligent. She decided to show him exactly what she meant and phoned Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence." Queen: "Oh! hello Mr Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?" Tony Blair " It's ME!" Queen: "Correct! Thank you, bye" "Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the queen asked. "Yes, thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that! " Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Dr. Chuba Okadigbo and he's going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting with him and asked him: "Dr. Okadigbo I have a question for you; your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?." Okadigbo thinks, and thinks, "Em, you must give me some time to think about it." And Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come out with an answer. That afternoon, Dr. Okadigbo called a meeting to discuss the question, but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up an Okadigbo family tree, but to no avail. The next morning, he realised he has to give Obasanjo an answer and as a last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of Ghana. "Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister , who is he?" Jerry answers immediately. "Hey, Chuba, It's me of course, you dumb Nigerian!" Okadigbo rushed to Obasanjo's office, very impressed to know the answer to such a difficult question. "Mr. President, I know who he is, it's ! Jerry Rawlings!" Obasanjo: "Jerry Rawlings ko , Jerry Gana ni. You are such a stupid senate president. I'll make sure you're removed from office. The child is TONY BLAIR !" |
Re: President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by Okijajuju1(m): 6:32am On Sep 01, 2010 |
U try |
Re: President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by Kzea: 7:16am On Sep 01, 2010 |
no mind them so ghana citizen get sence pass them |
Re: President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by agitator: 9:08am On Sep 01, 2010 |
old joke |
Re: President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by babyme1(f): 11:26am On Sep 01, 2010 |
So funny. Nice joke |
Re: President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by Vic2k3(m): 1:34pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
what a joke
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Re: President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by EfemenaXY: 9:24pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Not funny 1 Like |
Re: President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by Kunbee: 10:12pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
*sleeping time* |
Re: President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by darafizzz: 5:38pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
heard this joke 10years ago funny doe |
Re: President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by Kunbee: 12:27am On Sep 03, 2010 |
watevs |
Re: President Obansanjo And Queen's Test by GlobalD2: 4:28am On Sep 03, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:Thanks for reading it. agitator:There will always be a first reader. Hmmm |
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