The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords - the crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness can't help but have a little rivalry - both being heads of churches and all.

The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.

Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen,"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice - they will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants.

The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.

stale!

ok, pele, i be new comer for this section

welcome abeg

Jeovy, Thank you.
@ studio, what do u think of this one? Stale 2

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"

She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together.

So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've made it to heaven!"




or this?


A man is trying to understand the nature of God and asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"

God answered: "A million years is like a minute."

Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?" And God replied: "A million dollars is like a penny."

Finally the man asked: "God, could you give me a penny?" And God says: "In a minute."

Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you were walking through town at night, and were accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"

"I would lift my habit, Mother Superior."

Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?"

Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his trousers."

Mother Superior (even more shocked): "And what then?"

Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than he can with his trousers down."

You can do better

Seconded!

lol

Poster, u try. I like the parrot own best

Fly commot

Who?

Who else dey hia

Shey u sef no dey fear face?

@Odunnu, no mind kunbee, i think he is trying to get ur attention in the primary school way by antagonising.

He?

^^ Kunbee is a Hermaphrodite

Big brainless head,hw far?

Big brainless head,hw far?

Over vexed baby two yards afar

Two friends (Kunbee and studio CFR) are lost in the yoruba rain forest trying to find a way out when Studio CFR is attacked by a cobra that attacks the “stuff” of the victim. Kunbee being a sharp gurl killed the snake was despaired over Studio CFR so calls the doctor (EFE) using her satellite fone as a big gurl.
-doctor! my friend has just been stung by a snake, what should I do, he is dying!
- take it easy says the doctor (Efe), you just have to suck out the area that has been stung.
so Kunbee closes the flip of her satellite phone when the Studio CFR asks: what did the doc say?
-Kunbee answered: she said that you are dead!

@Poster apart from the 1st joke - you try!!

2nd & 3rd jokes are cool

and welcome to nland jor!! nor mind bad belle Stud - im time don pass  

KDK:

Two friends (Kunbee and studio CFR) are lost in the yoruba rain forest trying to find away out when Studio CFR is attacked by a cobra that attacks the “stuff” of the victim. Kunbee being a sharp man killed the snake was despaired over Studio CFR so calls the doctor (EFE) using his satellite fone phone as a big boi.
-doctor! my friend has just been stung by a snake, what should I do, he is dying!
- take it easy says the doctor (Efe), you just have to suck out the area that has been stung.
so Kunbee closes the flip of his satellite phone when the Studio CFR asks: what did he say?
-Kunbee answered: she said that you are dead!

Lol!! Nice

and Kunbee na babe not man. . .

@ Efe, noted. modified accordingly

Odunnu:

Shey u sef no dey fear face?

Fear your sagging bobby

KDK:

@Odunnu, no mind kunbee, i think he is trying to get your attention in the primary school way by antagonising.

Analyser pele o mschewwwwwww

Vic2k3:

^^ Kunbee is a Hermaphrodite

Its very in vogue

Efemena_xy:

Lol!! Nice

and Kunbee na babe not man. . .

I am a guy, whats your problem

@Kunbee

you go break am down for me

define what you perceive to be Efe's problem

Why do you keep mentioning that i am a female

'cos you and I know that you are all woman

now quit the crap babes

dunno what you're playing at sha. . .

SInzu is sinzu

??

try make sense

Kunbee:

Fear your sagging bobby

wetin u dey find for my bræsts? You wan suck?
Na wa 2 u o! Na ur fellow chik wey I be o!

Odunnu:

wetin u dey find for my bræsts? You wan suck?
Na wa 2 u o! Na your fellow chik wey I be o!

Nah i dont suck boobs, i play wiv dem
I tell you sey i wan toast you ni

Efemena_xy:

??

try make sense

Go and throw your self inside river Jordan 7 times

^^ Go fry sand chop!!

Confused babe

Everybody know say na hole u get - not JT