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Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 5:03pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
This is a true story, supposedly. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember. My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!” We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.” After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake… Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”. And I just sat there… On the couch… Naked. |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by StudioCFR(m): 5:23pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Lol u try dear |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by phemmy88(m): 7:12pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Wow Ink_Nered, that was 9ce, never knew you gat such a huge sense of humour! |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 7:42pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Hehehe, thanks phemmy88. |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by EfemenaXY: 9:27pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Ouch!! Now that must have been really embarassing!! Nice Joke Inky - Love it!! |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 10:05pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Thanks Efemena |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by EfemenaXY: 10:08pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
ur welcome girl call me Efe for short - 'tis easier |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 10:08pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Ok Efe |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Vic2k3(m): 10:12pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Mehn what a birthday disgrace lol. I Luv It |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 10:17pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Hehehe, had me crackin' up when I read it. |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Jezzybrown(m): 11:41pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
wow nice job |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 11:59pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Thanks Jezzy |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by blacksta(m): 7:25am On Sep 02, 2010 |
I score u 2 out 10 LOL |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 7:54am On Sep 02, 2010 |
Chai, only 2 out of 10? |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by 1stknight(m): 2:10pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Nyc joke, I score u 6 out of 30, |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 4:22pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
6 out of 30?? Chai, you guys are a tough crowd. Gotta step my game up. |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Riot: 4:53pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
72A, |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by StudioCFR(m): 7:35pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
where is the joke? |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 7:51pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
The man was feeling crappy because he thought his family forgot his birthday so when his secretary tried to cheer him up he thought she wanted to have s.ex with him. So when they were at her apartment and she told him she was going into her room, he took it as an indication that they would have s.ex so he removed his clothes only to realize that it was all a setup for a surprise party for him. So there he laid, unclothed with everyone looking at him. |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by StudioCFR(m): 7:53pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Nobody: 10:02pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
stale |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 10:15pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Firearm: Stop lying, you know you like it. |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by EfemenaXY: 11:09pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
girl ignore them jor! some peeps nor get taste at all |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(f): 11:22pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
lol, I no dey mind am. Hew dey tease me on every thread. |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Nobody: 5:49pm On Sep 03, 2010 |
Inked_Nerd: lol You know u are my own person how u dey? I've not seen u on yim recently |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by blacksta(m): 5:50pm On Sep 03, 2010 |
Firearm: How slow can one get - dont u get the message - |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Sharon6(f): 3:56am On Sep 04, 2010 |
I've seen this dozen of time. Still ok though!! |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Dyt(f): 5:32am On Sep 04, 2010 |
Ommmm |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Dunddy(m): 10:46pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
seen b4 but evergreen |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Kunbee: 11:34pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
So boring i slept off |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by bestlife(m): 12:12am On Sep 05, 2010 |
nice one efe |
Re: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by Nellyon(f): 3:52pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
bestlife:Nice one yes. But efe? i think its Inked, all you have to do to see who the poster is, is look and read the name. Simple |
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