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Why I Fired My Secretary by Deen4me(m): 5:51pm On May 18, 2011 |
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought, Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids, They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office,I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martini's each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day, We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake . Followed by my wife, my kids,and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday. And I just sat there, On the couch, Nak3d, |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by StudioCFR(m): 12:35am On May 19, 2011 |
i like that word NAKED tis fun seeing a girl go naked u know . . . Lol |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by dammizz(m): 12:44am On May 19, 2011 |
Laffs! thats why I dont really like suprises |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by StudioCFR(m): 12:51am On May 19, 2011 |
dint get u |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by multibabe(f): 4:12pm On May 19, 2011 |
so funny, good for him all these men that don't respect themselves |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by distinkt1(m): 4:37pm On May 19, 2011 |
i fink dere's a joke dat runs lyk dz.gud job on d personalisin izh@poster |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by neyshed: 4:49pm On May 19, 2011 |
While lauging "trout fell off" nice joke |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by MaiSuya(m): 4:58pm On May 19, 2011 |
And I just sat there, On the couch, [size=28pt]OUCH!!![/size] |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by neyshed: 5:30pm On May 19, 2011 |
Suya! Watin u see ?? |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by distinkt1(m): 6:05pm On May 19, 2011 |
na true ney,abeg suya wat did u see |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by shakara4u(m): 6:49pm On May 19, 2011 |
omg!!!! |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by StudioCFR(m): 7:19pm On May 19, 2011 |
multibabe: see your mouth like fish own. . Mtcheww |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by babyme1(f): 10:47am On May 20, 2011 |
The man don finish be that |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by Deen4me(m): 6:26pm On May 20, 2011 |
distinkt@:Thanks |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by MrBones2(m): 8:32pm On May 20, 2011 |
Thats my guy. I guess the room was too hot |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by Nobody: 2:02pm On May 21, 2011 |
lol, imagine such an awkward scene! |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by yinkalink(f): 5:57pm On May 21, 2011 |
Old But Still Lol |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by MaiSuya(m): 6:32pm On May 21, 2011 |
Mr.Bones: nice try! |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by Texther(m): 6:37pm On May 21, 2011 |
I need to get a scan, poster, u have cracked many of my ribs |
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