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Why I Fired My Secretary by Deen4me(m): 5:51pm On May 18, 2011
Last week was my birthday

and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.



I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant

and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me



As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."



I thought, Well, that's marriage for you,

but the kids, They will remember.



My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office,I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.



As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,

"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! "

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.



I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door

and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside,

and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch,

just you and me."

I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.

Let's go!"





We went to lunch.

But we didn't go where we normally would go.

She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.

We had two martini's each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,

Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day,

We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"



I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's drop by my apartment,

it's just around the corner."



After arriving at her apartment,

Jane turned to me and said,

" Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok," I nervously replied.





She went into the bedroom and,

after a couple of minutes,

she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .

Followed by my wife, my kids,and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday.





And I just sat there, On the couch,


Nak3d,
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by StudioCFR(m): 12:35am On May 19, 2011
i like that word NAKED

tis fun seeing a girl go naked u know . . . Lol
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by dammizz(m): 12:44am On May 19, 2011
Laffs!
thats why I dont really like suprises
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by StudioCFR(m): 12:51am On May 19, 2011
dint get u
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by multibabe(f): 4:12pm On May 19, 2011
so funny,
good for him all these men that don't respect themselves
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by distinkt1(m): 4:37pm On May 19, 2011
i fink dere's a joke dat runs lyk dz.gud job on d personalisin izh@poster
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by neyshed: 4:49pm On May 19, 2011
While lauging "trout fell off" nice joke
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by MaiSuya(m): 4:58pm On May 19, 2011
And I just sat there,  On the couch,


Nak3d,

[size=28pt]OUCH!!![/size]  grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by neyshed: 5:30pm On May 19, 2011
Suya! Watin u see ?? grin
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by distinkt1(m): 6:05pm On May 19, 2011
na true ney,abeg suya wat did u see
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by shakara4u(m): 6:49pm On May 19, 2011
omg!!!!
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by StudioCFR(m): 7:19pm On May 19, 2011
multibabe:

so funny,
good for him all these men that don't respect themselves

see your mouth like fish own. .

Mtcheww
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by babyme1(f): 10:47am On May 20, 2011
The man don finish be that grin
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by Deen4me(m): 6:26pm On May 20, 2011
distinkt@:

i fink dere's a joke dat runs lyk dz.gud job on d personalisin izh@poster
Thanks
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by MrBones2(m): 8:32pm On May 20, 2011
Thats my guy. I guess the room was too hot wink wink wink
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by Nobody: 2:02pm On May 21, 2011
lol, imagine such an awkward scene! cheesy
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by yinkalink(f): 5:57pm On May 21, 2011
Old

But


Still


Lol
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by MaiSuya(m): 6:32pm On May 21, 2011
Mr.Bones:

Thats my guy. I guess the room was too hot wink wink wink

nice try!
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary by Texther(m): 6:37pm On May 21, 2011
I need to get a scan, poster, u have cracked many of my ribs

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