You forget to add, visit the closest ashaawo joint

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Delta state population - 4.1m
Osun state population - 3.7m

Delta state monthly Allocation - 16bn
Osun state monthly Allocation - 1.7bn

Delta state's debt - N 223bn ( amongst top five)
Osun state's debt - N 136bn

Salary arrears owed

Delta state - 36months as reported by budgIT
Osun state - modulated salary scale , 17months salary debt.

Can one remember any of these when drunk?

Which one be plan ahead? who left his house with a plan getting drunk home? even a drunkard doesn't plan on getting drunk when he left home.

Nice writeup from Auto-josh.

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autojosh:
Each year, thousands of car accidents involving drunk drivers are recorded.

In 2007 alone, about 13,000 careless deaths from fatal car accidents involving drunk drivers were recorded.

This makes drunk driving one of the top causes of automobile accidents.

Alcohol and other drugs slow your reflexes, reduce coordination and increase risk-taking behaviour, etc. Each of these makes a car-crash more likely.

Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights account for more than one-third of fatal drink driving car accidents. And they usually happen between the hours of 9 pm and 3 am.

Within that social period, chances of an alcohol-related auto crash are much higher than any other time of the week.

After a drinking spree, or an indulgence in recreational drugs, how does one prevent an auto-mishap?

Autojosh.com highlights some strategies that one can apply in order to arrive home safe and avoid alcohol-related car accidents.





1. Leave your car at home

Take a mode of public transport to the venue of the happy hour. Leaving your car behind is a guarantee that you will not be in a car crash. Well, that is except you did not opt for an equally inebriated driver to take you home.



2. Walk home

If your home is within a walkable distance, then walk home. One benefit of this is that, walking tends to help wear out the alcohol in your system. However, be wary of some risk that comes with a drunk pedestrian.

Walking home with a friend or two is also a great idea. Besides, it is a way to get some exercise and possibly sober up a little to reduce the next day headache.




3. Plan ahead

Before heading out for a drinking session, make plans ahead, on how you intend to come back home. Think of safe alternatives to you driving home. Then opt for any of them.




4. Get A Ride-Share App (Uber, Taxify, Oga Taxi, etc)

Use a ride-share app to request a ride to the venue and back. Apart from the convenience, this is a safer option for driving home yourself. Requesting for a ride on any of these platforms minimizes the risk of being taken advantage of, cheated on the fare, or even getting robbed by the driver.





5. Go with a sober driver

If you are sure that you will be too drunk to drive home, then take along a sober driver that will drive you back home.



6. Get a lift with someone who has not been drinking or using drugs

Ask for a lift from someone at the venue who did not participate in the drinking or indulgence in recreational drugs.




7. Avoid crossing major expressways

Never cross a major expressway, especially the ones that are unsafe or illegal to do so. If there is a pedestrian bridge around you, use it. Take extra caution on roads with a speed limit higher than 30 mph.




8. Leave Your car behind at the bar or drinking venue

If it an unplanned visit to a bar, lounge or other drinking places, especially one that you are very familiar with, you can leave your car there, if you feel too tipsy to drive.




9. Wear a Reflective or bright-coloured clothe

If you intend to walk back home, wear a bright-coloured cloth or keep a reflective gear in your bag just in case. This is to minimize getting knocked down by a car that wasn’t able to pick you out on time in the dark.




10. Stay at a friend’s house

If you are feeling to inebriated to drive home, then stay over at a friend’s house that is not too far from the venue of the rendezvous.


Source:

https://autojosh.com/how-to-get-home-safely-after-drinking/

Bro pls stick to your car/vehicle posts...

Sometimes we dont remember where we parked the car not talk of remembering 10 points agenda..

do drive when drunk

One lawyer lives next to my house wayback, I swear every night the man go drive reach him gate put head for steering or stretch d seat and sleep off upon say hin wife no dey lock gate o. Na like 5am e go enter house wetin dey always baffle me that time be say d man fit get work by 8am, by 7am e go don set.

Decrypter:
Or just drive home.

A lot of people don't have issues getting home, they'll get home but them no go fit enter inside house.

It's either you sleep in the car in front of your gate or you sleep in the gutter in front of your gate.

CreamyBanana:
throughout university, na me dey always be sober driver for my friends. anybody go drive go bar but na always me dey drive us back home. the highest i dey drink na 1 big stout and one small stout. but my friends go don waste crates sotey some of them no go even remember their names.

You had a Car In University?

The most effective one is;

10. Drink at that "last bus stop" to your house. That way, you can walk home and send someone to go pick the car.

By the way, why would i drink myself to that level.

When you are drunk, before you leave the bar, take plenty fruits especially oranges it neutralises the effect of Alcohol. Try it and thank me later

When leaving ur car behind at the bar, remove ur car battery, lock ur stirring to avoid the story that touches

Dacronym:

You had a Car In University?

no be me get the car. na one of my friends. but na anybody fit drive am whenever we dey go club or bar. but na me dey always drive us back home because guys go don waste.

slawomir:
Alcohol !!!

Wetin alcohol don do me ehnnnnnn

You don ever drink and high to the extent that when the beer begin use you ehnnnnn you go dey pray say if God rescue you from that inebriated state that particular moment that you promise you will never go back to alcohol again
But last last after your eye don clear that night you go still high beer again anytime you see am.

u make me remember shayo, omo everyday I high I promise God say after today am not doing it again but last last na me deh go buy am again

saintkeppy:
When leaving ur car behind at the bar, remove ur car battery, lock ur stirring to avoid the story that touches

if u can do all this things
bro u ar nt drunk yet, add more buttles to ur head

Kingpee2:
Really?how do you remember when to keep these commandments when you are totally high ?

na the koko be that

namiji2598:

if u can do all this things
bro u ar nt drunk yet, add more buttles to ur head

.

Guy, use ur upper o! Before u even set out to drink, You don't need to be terribly drunk like that, averagely drunk but can't drive home successfully, infact u will start to make up ur mind that u'r leaving or car behind & u need to do the needful before things get worse, if u can't remove the battery at least lock the stirring, ahbi dem go use towing Van ni.

Saying from live witness where a young man lost his Toyota Car while clubbing inside VIP Bar, I pity the guy man as he begin to shed tears, sweating profusely inside starched designers Shirt after he noticed his Ride was moved.

Me sef I dey leave my big phone for house, use Nokia Torch for the movement, except I go out unprepared.

If wanna get drunk to stupur then sleep at the Bar,cos if wanna get home at that condition, if unlucky the kind robbing dem go rob you eh, the the taxi man go turn to robber cos he will see that u'r completely helpless.

If you remember all these, just know that you are not drunk

Never drink and drive.


Do not let a drunk friend drive.


Never get in the car with a drunk driver.


Report drunk drivers to appropriate authorities, you could be saving lives.

After drinking ...aka drunk for lag
U either ger robbed
Uber driver use u do rituals/logo benz
Or iveco/dangote truck must greet u

themosthigh:
Don’t drink.

Ok

Decrypter:
Or just drive home.

A lot of people don't have issues getting home, they'll get home but them no go fit enter inside house.

It's either you sleep in the car in front of your gate or you sleep in the gutter in front of your gate.

Story of my life.

Gv the writer one bottle of beer bills on me

slawomir:
Alcohol !!!

Wetin alcohol don do me ehnnnnnn

You don ever drink and high to the extent that when the beer begin use you ehnnnnn you go dey pray say if God rescue you from that inebriated state that particular moment that you promise you will never go back to alcohol again
But last last after your eye don clear that night you go still high beer again anytime you see am.
Wetin alcohol dey do us for Benin city. Because na that one we dey use our money do.
I don high ehnnnnnn. Only to wake up for bath room the next day morning and water don finish for tank. Na them my sister begin tell me say as i enter house that night i nor greet anybody i just go bath room go dey vomit then on shower put for body na so day take break

Abi na the one when I for pay for keke napep!
Remember one evening when me and my cousin don high finish. We begin drive dey come house. Dey cruise dey come house with my uncle new lexus 350 And sapele road for Benin city dey always sweet to drive once you don high. Infact drinking and driving dey somehow sweet ehnnnnn.
As we reach pz junction na gboooooooo. O boy wetin i see I don jam one keke napep plus one small girl when dey inside. Them rush the girl go hospital. Area boys be don use blow finish us o
At last the keke napep say me must pay for he keke napep
I ask how much he say na six hundred thousand
Heeeeeeeeeeeee! Na im i hold head. Na that day i know say keke napep dey cost
Like play like play the man nor green make i repair am. He say I must buy new one
At last I pay the idiot the full cash for new keke napep
I regret that night sha

The thing be say something must kill a man and man nor dey rest for boozing matter

If you wan kill, kill only yourself, no carry other people follow body

If u know all these tips, then u are not drunk

It's been 4 years approximately that I haven't tasted alcohol.

chidi2pus:
Wear a reflective vest so they can pick you up

LOL

Meaning, police, Sars, armed robbers or kidnappers can pick you up like beans

this one off me

slawomir:
Alcohol !!!

Wetin alcohol don do me ehnnnnnn

You don ever drink and high to the extent that when the beer begin use you ehnnnnn you go dey pray say if God rescue you from that inebriated state that particular moment that you promise you will never go back to alcohol again
But last last after your eye don clear that night you go still high beer again anytime you see am.
Wetin alcohol dey do us for Benin city. Because na that one we dey use our money do.
I don high ehnnnnnn. Only to wake up for bath room the next day morning and water don finish for tank. Na them my sister begin tell me say as i enter house that night i nor greet anybody i just go bath room go dey vomit then on shower put for body na so day take break

Abi na the one when I for pay for keke napep!
Remember one evening when me and my cousin don high finish. We begin drive dey come house. Dey cruise dey come house with my uncle new lexus 350 And sapele road for Benin city dey always sweet to drive once you don high. Infact drinking and driving dey somehow sweet ehnnnnn.
As we reach pz junction na gboooooooo. O boy wetin i see I don jam one keke napep plus one small girl when dey inside. Them rush the girl go hospital. Area boys be don use blow finish us o
At last the keke napep say me must pay for he keke napep
I ask how much he say na six hundred thousand
Heeeeeeeeeeeee! Na im i hold head. Na that day i know say keke napep dey cost
Like play like play the man nor green make i repair am. He say I must buy new one
At last I pay the idiot the full cash for new keke napep
I regret that night sha

The thing be say something must kill a man and man nor dey rest for boozing matter

Lol, this ur story eh... Well I no no why beer no dey shake me again. I take like 8 bottles everyday and the thing Don tire me, I Wan stop but no way. I just give am one more yr to leave me alone. I drink nonsense and still behave normal, drive normal like every other person

hisexcellency34:
Bad article. Dont ever encourage drink driving

but guy, were you not drunk when you quoted the size of okorocha's dick.

bros you just said my mind, the thing don tire me, beer no de shak me again

showafrica:


Lol, this ur story eh... Well I no no why beer no dey shake me again. I take like 8 bottles everyday and the thing Don tire me, I Wan stop but no way. I just give am one more yr to leave me alone. I drink nonsense and still behave normal, drive normal like every other person

osuofia2:
You forget to add, visit the closest ashaawo joint

ha but preek node work well after heavy drinking naa