When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take On The Heat?
Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is government doing about it?
Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP's misrule, they stole the ozone layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change.
Akinwunmi Abode: We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the Lagos skyline.
Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th May.
Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria and that's why they're witch hunting me.
Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
Adams Oshiomole: Diezani Alison-Madueke stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research.
Nasir El Rufai: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from this heat
Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan
Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be buying fans from us.
Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense!
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala: Under the last administration, there was no political will to address climate change.
Atiku: let's get Nigeria Cold again
Buba Galadima : we already have the results of the heat

Very funny

Havent laughed this hard in a while . 9ja politicians playing on the intelligence of the people

This got me laughing hard.
i can't go and kill my self.
mama give one cooled coca cola.





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Aregbesola's comment is funny.

So funny....Lol

Nigeria politicians will not kill us....Set of crazy lying as*holes

How about buharis comment

Juby:
How about buharis comment

We are pighting kwarapshion to know the technology used for heat

Buhari's comment: We implemented the heat policy so corrupt government officials can be restless and disturbed

VP Osinbanjo: we're implementing a new fan distribution scheme. As am talking to you, the FG has already distributed 70million fans across the country

Tinubu: it's a payback heat wave for neglecting Southwest during PDP'S years of rule.

Fayose: Nigerians should enjoy their next level heat.. tyranny comes with a heat curse. It's not worse than the heat in EFCC building

Ffk: when a bad leader rules, the citizens feel the heat

Wike: my second term will deal with the heat crises for riverans

Adeleke: Osun needs me to prevent the heat in Osun state.

Amaechi: That was why I wanted Wike out, I foresaw the heat.

Udom: the 40million Ibom heat reduction tower is already in it's first phase.

Obiano: heat or no heat, we go dey drink....!!!

Kwankwaso: the red cap god's are angry

Ganduje: Stuff a few dollars in your pocket and feel the relief

Ipobians: The dullard deliberately heats up the country to stop us from going to do our businesses, he didn't know that we own 98% of all the Air Conditioners in Nigeria