What fond memories do you have of your dad? One not related to him spending money �

Me: Dad, I need 50kobo please.
Dad: Why?
Me: To buy a book.
Dad: Why?
Me: To read.
Dad: Why?
Me: To learn.
Dad: Why?
Me: To be smart.
Dad: Why?
Me: To be intelligent dad!
Dad: Why?
Me: So I'm not stupid!

You'd think he'd give me the 50kobo by now right. Nope. Not my dad! We still got to do the whats, the hows, the wheres, the whens and the whos too. Good thing is he'll give me a whole 1 Naira at the end, 50kobo for the book and 50kobo for my answers.

Rip dad!

How after gifting him his monthly foodstuffs and money...in order to show me how grateful he was...my dad would rush to the nearest market buys banga (palm fruit nuts)worth of #200 and when cooking the soup he would use 4 tins of small canned tomatoes and plenty balls of onions.and mehn the taste was something to die for.
He was the only is ok man that I ve seen that uses tin tomatoes when cooking banga soup .



And the funniest of all was...when am going back home..my dad would carry Cutlass whilst seeing me off to the park.he was well known.
Lolz...I nicknamed him...small motor with big engine Cox he was very petited.

R.i.p Mr D....

Well my own no sweet o. I met him for the first time when I don already get breast. He was fighting and they were threatening each other with acid, na there I know say problem dey. met him a total of about 6 times and there was always problem. Thank God I chose the right genes I for be gangster.

My dad was very loving,strict about us(my immediate older sis and i) going out of the house so he bought us all the video games one could possibly have on earth.(ending man,Sega mega drive,Sega dreamcast,super Nintendo,Nintendo 64,Nintendo GameCube,ps1,ps2 and psp for my sister.dude use to play with us sef and use to beat us at soccer everytime ) I love my sisters men
He took us to school every morning and use to pick us up after school until my sis finished primary school and left for boarding school.lol
I started going back home alone.
When my sister was 9,a huge guy tried to toast her and she came back home and reported.my dad put on a short,a white tee shirt and carried a machete to the guys house.
God saved that idiot that day as he wasn't home,knowing how temperamental my dad can be.
I remember when I got dismissed from boarding school in my first year...
He was wearing a light yellow t shirt,some light blue denim,well tucked in and some red sandals with black soles.
They invited me from class to come to admin and when I saw him,I was so happy I wanted to go rush and hug him but I saw disgust all over his face.i wondered what happened till I got in and was given the bad news.
We went home and he sat me down,asked me wtf was going on and all.we had a little scuffle,settled the next morning and he used his influence to get me into another school where I later graduated!
I had the best childhood courtesy my dad.mum was a serious business woman who didn't have much time to be around.so I got closer to my mom when dad left and she was overthrown in her business by my greedy older brother(very greedy boy!!!)tueh!!
I still remember the day my dad left all of us for another woman.
We were outside in the compound discussing one evening and all of a sudden he went inside,carried a tennis bag with some few clothes in it,handed me around 2k like he always does when he was travelling(dude was a traveller ) and tarnished into the night.
I thought oh well,na so e dey always do na not knowing that would be the last time we would ever live in the same house even though that day's own was very awkward of him because someone would either go drop him off or his best friend then would come to the house and take him to the airport.
He left us!with all the love I had for him I kept spending my little money(which I stole from mama of course,cos I was so young at the time) to call him almost everyday.
He kept promising he will come till I later gave up hope and he never did.
Didn't know dude was busy forming another family somewhere and had up to 4 kids!!!!fùck
I was mad!!!!started hating his ass and the woman he even left my mogul mom for is one fùcking broke,wretched,ugly lowlife!!
One that later bankrupted him and made him penniless
He is now very broke,old,disgusting looking and all...upon say my dad na FINE man.
If you know me personally,you can imagine what my dad will be like very cute that my mom fell helplessly in love with at the time!
Well fùck you dad!!!and oh,I MADE IT!!!!
Spits!

nwanneni:
My dad was very living,strict about us(my immediate older sis and i) going out of the house so he bought us all the video games one could possibly have on earth.
He took us to school every morning and use to pick us up after school until my sis finished primary school and left for boarding school.lol
I started going back home alone.
When my sister was 9,a huge guy tried to toast her and she came back home and reported.my dad put on a short,a white tee shirt and carried a machete to the guys house.
God saved that idiot that day as he wasn't home,knowing how temperamental my dad can be.
I remember when I got dismissed from boarding school in my first year...
He was wearing a light yellow t shirt,some light blue denim,well tucked in and some red sandals with black soles.
They invited me from class to come to admin and when I saw him,I was so happy I wanted to go rush and hug him but I saw disgust all over his face.i wondered what happened till I got in and was given the bad news.
We went home and he sat me down,asked me wtf was going on and all.we had a little scuffle,settled the next morning and he used his influence to get me into another school where I later graduated!
I had the best childhood courtesy my dad.mum was a serious business woman who didn't have much time to be around.so I got closer to my mom when dad left and she was overthrown in her business by my greedy older brother(very greedy boy!!!)tueh!!
I still remember the day my dad left all of us for another woman.
We were outside in the compound discussing one evening and all of a sudden he went inside,carried a tennis bag with some few clothes in it,handed me around 2k like he always does when he was travelling(dude was a traveller ) and tarnished into the night.
I thought oh well,na so e dey always do na not knowing that would be the last time we would ever live in the same house even though that day's own was very awkward of him because someone would either go drop him off or his best friend then would come to the house and take him to the airport.
He left us!with all the love I had for him I kept spending my little money(which I stole from mama of course,cos I was so young at the time) to call him almost everyday.
He kept promising he will come till I later gave up hope and he never did.
Didn't know dude was busy forming another family somewhere and had up to 4 kids!!!!fùck
I was mad!!!!started hating his ass and the woman he even left my mogul mom for is one fùcking broke,wretched,ugly lowlife!!
One that later bankrupted him and made him penniless
He is now very broke,old,disgusting looking and all...upon say my dad na FINE man.
If you know me personally,you can imagine what my dad will be like very cute that my mom fell helplessly in love with at the time!
Well fùck you dad!!!and oh,I MADE IT!!!!
Spits!

Oh man... you're a nut case..this z so hilarious
Nwannem je chuba ego

He took me to write my post-ume..basically, he had to drive through 3states and brought me back. His reason was so I don't get stranded. Glad I gained the admission; it would have been unfair to him.

nwanneni:
My dad was very loving,strict about us(my immediate older sis and i) going out of the house so he bought us all the video games one could possibly have on earth.(ending man,Sega mega drive,Sega dreamcast,super Nintendo,Nintendo 64,Nintendo GameCube,ps1,ps2 and psp for my sister.dude use to play with us sef and use to beat us at soccer everytime ) I love my sisters men
He took us to school every morning and use to pick us up after school until my sis finished primary school and left for boarding school.lol
I started going back home alone.
When my sister was 9,a huge guy tried to toast her and she came back home and reported.my dad put on a short,a white tee shirt and carried a machete to the guys house.
God saved that idiot that day as he wasn't home,knowing how temperamental my dad can be.
I remember when I got dismissed from boarding school in my first year...
He was wearing a light yellow t shirt,some light blue denim,well tucked in and some red sandals with black soles.
They invited me from class to come to admin and when I saw him,I was so happy I wanted to go rush and hug him but I saw disgust all over his face.i wondered what happened till I got in and was given the bad news.
We went home and he sat me down,asked me wtf was going on and all.we had a little scuffle,settled the next morning and he used his influence to get me into another school where I later graduated!
I had the best childhood courtesy my dad.mum was a serious business woman who didn't have much time to be around.so I got closer to my mom when dad left and she was overthrown in her business by my greedy older brother(very greedy boy!!!)tueh!!
I still remember the day my dad left all of us for another woman.
We were outside in the compound discussing one evening and all of a sudden he went inside,carried a tennis bag with some few clothes in it,handed me around 2k like he always does when he was travelling(dude was a traveller ) and tarnished into the night.
I thought oh well,na so e dey always do na not knowing that would be the last time we would ever live in the same house even though that day's own was very awkward of him because someone would either go drop him off or his best friend then would come to the house and take him to the airport.
He left us!with all the love I had for him I kept spending my little money(which I stole from mama of course,cos I was so young at the time) to call him almost everyday.
He kept promising he will come till I later gave up hope and he never did.
Didn't know dude was busy forming another family somewhere and had up to 4 kids!!!!fùck
I was mad!!!!started hating his ass and the woman he even left my mogul mom for is one fùcking broke,wretched,ugly lowlife!!
One that later bankrupted him and made him penniless
He is now very broke,old,disgusting looking and all...upon say my dad na FINE man.
If you know me personally,you can imagine what my dad will be like very cute that my mom fell helplessly in love with at the time!
Well fùck you dad!!!and oh,I MADE IT!!!!
Spits!

Very funny... Glad u made it

Thank God for you

selfwife:
Well my own no sweet o. I met him for the first time when I don already get breast. He was fighting and they were threatening each other with acid, na there I know say problem dey. met him a total of about 6 times and there was always problem. Thank God I chose the right genes I for be gangster.

Glad u made it

defendedvictim:
He took me to write my post-ume..basically, he had to drive through 3states and brought me back. His reason was so I don't get stranded. Glad I gained the admission; it would have been unfair to him.

The day he accidentally found a love letter from a boy hidden under my pillow.

Boy! I was 14 I think, from our neighbour’s randy son.

It was quite interesting.
The man just weak with shame.
See preaching that night.

KanwuliaExtra:
The day he accidentally found a love letter from a boy hidden under my pillow.

Boy! I was 14 I think, from our neighbour’s randy son.

It was quite interesting.
The man just weak with shame.
See preaching that night.

Did you have the hots for him

@nwanneni toast a 9yr old? That's very disturbing

1Sharon:
@nwanneni toast a 9yr old? That's very disturbing

yes o.
One useless boy at the time.
But he got the message and never tried it again

1Sharon:


Did you have the hots for him

Absolutely not!

My father reported the boy to his father and he got the beating of his life from his dad.

Then my father made my 10 year-old brother write a love letter to their only 8 year-old sister(an only daughter too), and made sure THEIR DAD read it too!

The randy 17 year-old son kept his distance FOR LIFE!

KanwuliaExtra:


Absolutely not!

My father reported the boy to his father and he got the beating of his life from his dad.

Then my father made my 10 year-old brother write a love letter to their only 8 year-old sister(an only daughter too), and made sure THEIR DAD read it too!

The randy 17 year-old son kept his distance FOR LIFE!

Lool..but for why?

I see where you get it from

nwanneni:
yes o.
One useless boy at the time.
But he got the message and never tried it again

Hmm! How old was the guy?

Ur sister was lucky, she could have easily been taken advantage of

1Sharon:


Hmm! How old was the guy?

Ur sister was lucky, she could have easily been taken advantage of

the guy may be like 28yrs old at the time.
Men my dad went crazy!!!
but one thing about my sister is that she isn't somebody that can be fooled tho.
She has been like that since inception.
Even my brother's laundry guy at the time wanted to play something silly at the time too but he didn't succeed.
Then when camera phones just came out.he took a picture of her and asked her to come check out the photo in his house
My sis was like 12 at the time.as usual she reported!!dad wasn't around and my bro showed up in his crib at the appointed time instead
See beating!!!them beat am like snake that day while my sister watched
My childhood was funny sha

1Sharon:


Lool..but for why?

I see where you get it from

Vengeance is only for the lord for spiritual matters ke!

His altruistic (thoughtful) and conscientious disposition will remain evergreen in my heart forever - so Iv'e countless fond memories of him.

nwanneni:
the guy may be like 28yrs old at the time.
Men my dad went crazy!!!
but one thing about my sister is that she isn't somebody that can be fooled tho.
She has been like that since inception.
Even my brother's laundry guy at the time wanted to play something silly at the time too but he didn't succeed.
Then when camera phones just came out.he took a picture of her and asked her to come check out the photo in his house
My sis was like 12 at the time.as usual she reported!!dad wasn't around and my bro showed up in his crib at the appointed time instead
See beating!!!them beat am like snake that day while my sister watched
My childhood was funny sha

This one sweet me

nwanneni:
the guy may be like 28yrs old at the time.
Men my dad went crazy!!!
but one thing about my sister is that she isn't somebody that can be fooled tho.
She has been like that since inception.
Even my brother's laundry guy at the time wanted to play something silly at the time too but he didn't succeed.
Then when camera phones just came out.he took a picture of her and asked her to come check out the photo in his house
My sis was like 12 at the time.as usual she reported!!dad wasn't around and my bro showed up in his crib at the appointed time instead
See beating!!!them beat am like snake that day while my sister watched
My childhood was funny sha

You mean the fool even gave appointment time?

Thumbs up to your sis tho.. the typical naija kid is expected to say 'yes uncle'

My dad was in the service and not always around yet felt like he was hovering over me 24hours!!!
Didn't like it then that awon omo soja kekere boys feared to toast young opeke like me!
Looking back, it is all right! At least dem no use me test biology.

Most Nigerian men hardly have anything good to say about their fathers. This means that most Nigerian men, old and young, are not good enough to answer real men.

same as above

He taught how to answer official query ;and you know what? my response to my first and only query ever got my boss his own query, suspension and transfer.

Mellowbandw:
Most Nigerian men hardly have anything good to say about their fathers. This means that most Nigerian men, old and young, are not good enough to answer real men.

That's not true! You father can not be that bad!
There must be one fond memory about your father.

Tell us!

Nice read

The only memories I have of my dad is carrying me on his neck on our way back from the hospital and his overly peppered rice, he makes for us anytime we come back from school.

23 years ....
Keep resting with the Lord

budaatum:

That's not true! You father can not be that bad!
There must be one fond memory about your father.

Tell us!

You did not understand my post. It is not about me but most Nigerian men, like on this forum, they hardly say good things about their fathers. Personally I have a good father in whom I am proud of.

Mellowbandw:


You did not understand my post. It is not about me but most Nigerian men, like on this forum, they hardly say good things about their fathers. Personally I have a good father in whom I am proud of.

There are men here saying amazing things about their father so I don't quite understand what you're making false groundsweeping statement about men's father's as if you've checked anyone's father.

Tell us a fond memory about your good father whom you are proud of and leave other people's father alone!