wife: i changed my mind
hus : thank god! does the new one works now.



an advice from a dentist:
treat your girlfriend as toothbrush,don't let anybody else to use her, and get a new one every three months.


a woman's prayer:
lord, i pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, patience for his moods.
lord, i don't pray for strength , because i will beat him to death.


why women live a better, longer and peaceful life?
because women don't have wives.


a genuine reason for having 2 girlfriends at a time:
monopoly is always damaging & competition improve services.