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| A New Element by Feraz(m): 9:03am On Oct 11, 2010 |
It is with great excitement that I announce "a new discovery". A new element has been added to the periodic table. ELEMENT: Girl SYMBOL: G ATOMIC WEIGHT: don't even dare to ask PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: boils at anything, can freeze at anytime, melts if handled with care and love, very bitter if mishandled. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: very reactive, highly unstable, possesses strong affinity for gold, silver and diamond, serious money reducing agent, an oxidizing agent for gossips, volatile when left alone. Further experiments are being conducted by the World Science Body concerning this new element. |
| Re: A New Element by Lolajoy(f): 10:39am On Oct 11, 2010 |
*smiling*i love it.Nice one. |
| Re: A New Element by Vic2k3(m): 11:23am On Oct 11, 2010 |
Very true  |
| Re: A New Element by Kunbee: 11:31pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
stale |
| Re: A New Element by Vic2k3(m): 11:36pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
[size=14pt] ^^ quite expected lol [/size] |
| Re: A New Element by Kunbee: 11:46pm On Oct 11, 2010 |
I have a pix of it sef  |
| Re: A New Element by Vic2k3(m): 12:09am On Oct 12, 2010 |
[size=14pt] may i see? [/size] |
| Re: A New Element by Kunbee: 12:31am On Oct 12, 2010 |
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| Re: A New Element by KDK(m): 4:47am On Oct 12, 2010 |
Kunbee, y do they like picking fights they can't win with you? |
| Re: A New Element by Feraz(m): 10:29am On Oct 12, 2010 |
stale |
| Re: A New Element by Feraz(m): 10:30am On Oct 12, 2010 |
stale |
| Re: A New Element by Kunbee: 11:26pm On Oct 12, 2010 |
KDK:Lol i don't know, they actually think am joking when i type stale I have seen it all  |
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