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12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Writercruze: 8:19am On Oct 01, 2019
Nigerian mothers are drama queens. I sometimes wonder why some of them are not Nollywood actress. One little thing, boom, she will start acting as if she wants to die. I thought it was only my mom that’s dramatic until I saw Ada Bekee’s Recent thread.

According to her, every mother has a way of reacting when you tell them you aren’t ready for marriage. Even though some of these reactions are funny, it’s what an average Nigerian faces from his mother.

Here are Nigerian Mother’s reactions when you are not ready for marriage According to Ada Bekee

#1. The Ones Who Won’t React or Show Any Emotion

These mothers understand you better than any other person. They know you are just doing initial ‘gra gra’. After all, when you were young you swore never to eat chicken again after watching your grandpa killed one. Now, your favorite food is grilled chicken and vegetable salad. Nkogheri… That’s what it is. Period.

#2. The Ones Who Immediately Becomes Suspicious

When you tell these Nigerian moms that you aren’t getting married anytime soon, they become suspicious. They will be like, why would a young, handsome, successful, able-bodied man doesn’t want to get married?

She’ll be like, “Bia nwokem, talk to me… Are you gay? Are you in a cult? Are you impotent? What’s the meaning of this madness? Talk to me, I’m your mother.”

#3. The Ones Who Will Take Matters Into Their Own Hands

These Nigerian mothers would always take matters into their own hands. They don’t have time to waste, all they need is a grandchild. So, they don’t have time for a long talk, they will just go and get you a wife with or without your consent. When your madness fades away, your wife would be waiting for you. These mothers don’t take nonsense, either you marry willing or they marry for you.

#4. The Ones Who Would Start Insulting You

These ones are like Patience Ozokwor of Nollywood. She will be like, “Kitikpa racha gi anya there!” “You will not marry na gini me?” “Odika isi gi mebiri emebi, okwa ya?” If care is not taken, she’ll give you one slap to reset your senses or stone you with her slippers.

#5. The Ones Who Would Immediately Invite Pastors To Pray For You

These ones believe that the devil is at work. And whatever is responsible for this demonic declaration would have to be handled through intense deliverance.

#6. The Ones Who Want To Carry Your Grandchildren

These ones are more interested in having grandchildren. So, they would first seek clarification before knowing how best to proceed. She’ll be like, “you say you will not marry? Ngwanu help me understand first… Children Nko? How are you going to do it? Because I must carry my grandchildren!

#7. The Ones Who Would Start To Recall Your History

They will start telling you your history right from the night you were conceived. They will be like “Don’t you know your pregnancy nearly killed me? After carrying you in my womb for 9 months, 2 weeks and days, you have the audacity to tell me you will not marry?”

#8. The Ones Who Will Grab A Knife And Rush Out

These ones are the funniest of them all. Once you tell them you aren’t getting married soon, they would grab a knife, rush out, and wail to everybody that’s willing to hear.

She’ll be like, “Mama Donald! Come and hear wetin this my pikin dey talk! E say him no go marry until him die! Nor be craze dey worry am” Then she’ll proceed to act like she wants to kill herself so they would hold her…

#9. The Ones Who Would Burst Into Prayers Immediately

These ones will reject your claim not to marry anytime soon and start sending fire to all their enemies. To them, this is the handiwork of the devil and God must punish all of them.

#10. The Ones Who Will Start Laughing Scornfully

These ones won’t say much rather than laughing scornfully. After laughing hard until tears come out of her eyes, she’ll be like, “Kai! you are very funny! I didn’t know you were such a comedian.

#11. The Ones Who Will Start Crying Like Someone Died

These Nigerian Mothers will break into tears once you tell them you aren’t ready for marriage. As far as they are concerned, their enemies have finally succeeded.

#12. The Ones Who Will Check If You Are Running Temperature

These ones will always check if you are running temperature. Because for you to spit out such gibberish, you must be having a fever.

Source: https://www.naijalovetips.com/12-ways-a-nigerian-mother-reacts-when-you-are-not-ready-for-marriage/

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Writercruze: 8:20am On Oct 01, 2019
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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by dangoteinlaw: 8:48am On Oct 01, 2019
Nigeria mother's are something else especially when it comes to that grand children ish

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by simonlee(m): 10:07am On Oct 01, 2019
I told my mom i was going to get married at age 25 and the first thing she said was "if you have not completed you own house before that marriage, you will go broke before you're 30yrs of age".
That's how she made me buy land at 23yrs and i'm totally focused on the building project than even dating.
#Mother'sWisdom

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by VillageHead: 11:50am On Oct 01, 2019
Some will forcefully arrange a lady for you.

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by MANNABBQGRILLS: 11:50am On Oct 01, 2019
Better to marry late or not to marry at all than to marry the devil that will kill you before your time.

You Only Live Once.


END OF THREAD!

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by konkonbilo(m): 11:50am On Oct 01, 2019
shocked some Nigerian mothers go de give you specification on who to marry like same na you and her with you wife won de live together

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Bunnatex(m): 11:51am On Oct 01, 2019
Lemme come and be going. I never wan marry

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by naijadrivablog: 11:51am On Oct 01, 2019

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Yukyaky: 11:51am On Oct 01, 2019
abeg na money be Koko jare. I am ready to marry but raba no dey. anyways Happy birthday nigeria

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Omenkata: 11:51am On Oct 01, 2019
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No one
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waiting for trash

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by mrpaedo(m): 11:52am On Oct 01, 2019
Nigerian mothers are overbearing.I see nothing amusing about them.
Fucck 'em all angry

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Nobody: 11:53am On Oct 01, 2019
mrpaedo:
Nigerian mother's are overbearing

Nigerian MOTHERS not mother's

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by sofiscatedmoron: 11:53am On Oct 01, 2019
grin
Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Lexusgs430: 11:53am On Oct 01, 2019
Another woman is viewed as a threat, in most cases......

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Wuzyurdaddy(m): 11:53am On Oct 01, 2019
I'll marry when I'm ready so I won't be the guy that turned to a serial [b]lord of the rings[/sub]

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by mrpaedo(m): 11:54am On Oct 01, 2019
oluwatobi75:



Nigerian MOTHERS not mother's
Oversabi.Go get fuccked cool

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by bluefilm: 11:54am On Oct 01, 2019
To summarize:

The ones who will do everything in the list above!

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Outreachms: 11:55am On Oct 01, 2019
The only missing is PICTURES to go with IT

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by whytediamond(m): 11:55am On Oct 01, 2019
Meme for sweet join

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by whytediamond(m): 11:56am On Oct 01, 2019
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Better to marry late or not to marry at all than to marry the devil that will kill you before your time.

You Only Live Once.


END OF THREAD!


End of which thread? Just stress your point and allow others too, why should the thread end because you commented sensibly?

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by KingOfAllIgbos: 11:56am On Oct 01, 2019
angry

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Madibah(m): 11:56am On Oct 01, 2019
My mom is like

"That is tunde egbe e ni
Kola egbe e ni
Won ti marry won ti bimo

Iwo nko? Damilohun

Everyday by day
But indeed mins are the best
I love their wahala

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Angelfrost(m): 11:57am On Oct 01, 2019
mrpaedo:
Oversabi.Go get fuccked cool

You could easily have said "thank you", and moved on... Fewer words. Must everything turn to quarrel??!... Haba!!!

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by friendlyadvice: 11:57am On Oct 01, 2019
angry mshew if only there were mothers who can arrange gehs who have money for us to marry

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Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Sweetcollins: 11:57am On Oct 01, 2019
And the thing seems heritable
Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by luminouz(m): 11:58am On Oct 01, 2019
True!!!
Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by money121(m): 11:58am On Oct 01, 2019
Ok

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