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Re: Facebook Phone # by Idowuogbo(f): 6:43pm On Nov 22, 2010
no so we see am o , some people dey sleep type cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 6:47pm On Nov 22, 2010
Like u na
Re: Facebook Phone # by Idowuogbo(f): 7:01pm On Nov 22, 2010
hehehe , go joor
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 7:04pm On Nov 22, 2010
I want u to come wit me ID
We're going to meet baba god
Re: Facebook Phone # by Idowuogbo(f): 7:06pm On Nov 22, 2010
no if he wants me to come , he wud send my own personal invite
so i sey no thank u
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 7:10pm On Nov 22, 2010
But if na money i say make we follow go collect u go run follow me

Women!
Re: Facebook Phone # by Idowuogbo(f): 7:11pm On Nov 22, 2010
i might no go, but i must 2 wire some to my account hehhe
Men!!!
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 7:43pm On Nov 22, 2010
Passing by
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 8:57pm On Nov 22, 2010
Awon suegbe meta. sad
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 9:23pm On Nov 22, 2010
Spoilt gurl no respect for elders
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 11:40pm On Nov 22, 2010
Wetin else u expect from ajegunle brought up like tanimz
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 11:46pm On Nov 22, 2010
you right stud Ghetto brought up no dey get respect
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 11:51pm On Nov 22, 2010
Why u no run dat mouf when she dey around?
Fear fear
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 11:58pm On Nov 22, 2010
is she on exile now?
Re: Facebook Phone # by Idowuogbo(f): 11:59pm On Nov 22, 2010
^ hmm u stil run like water , dem go staple ur mouth 2day anofia
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 12:00am On Nov 23, 2010
Na
School
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 12:10am On Nov 23, 2010
@idowu wetin happen again dem send you come? pls tell them am not available and beside i need to bleep before its too late brb
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 12:15am On Nov 23, 2010
Lol
No forget to use condom oh

Cuz those girls out dia body dey hot
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 12:22am On Nov 23, 2010
Hmmm bro trust now na cotonou i dey now so i always use condom
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 12:32am On Nov 23, 2010
Cotonu girls fine so?

I love all our naija girls - dem sweet die

But the IBO's too like money dem wan send to dia mama for fillage
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 4:58am On Nov 23, 2010
Hmm cotonou girls fine ooo and with Big ass OMG and mind you dem no go cost you much if you don carry her go drink spend like 5kcfa on drink and possible suya or chicken bro you got them and cotonou girls no know first time that is not in there dictionary man and if she dey go you give her 5kcfa (1500) bro she go dey come your house throughout that week and also calling you man
Re: Facebook Phone # by MrBones2(m): 8:25am On Nov 23, 2010
^^ no worry shebi i get ur wife's number, u go hear am cool cool
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 8:29am On Nov 23, 2010
hmmmm and who dey deceive you my wife number for your dream?
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 8:52am On Nov 23, 2010
The only time i managed see cotonu girl na for one documentary - and dem look like fulani fiful

Though they are naturally endowned front and back.

But are they nyanshable?

I mean dem sabi funck well like IBO girls?

IBO girls too dey demand for money to send to dia sick mom for fillage.
Re: Facebook Phone # by BossTtdiamonds(m): 8:58am On Nov 23, 2010
Studio. . . . Na which kain human bein' you be sef. . . . Why you dey discriminate ibo . . . . .naw. . .
Anywayz na truth you talk. . . . . . . Those cotonu girls nor make am at all. . . Their face be like X-files. . . . . . . . . . .
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 9:45am On Nov 23, 2010
Hmmm guys if you see clean cotonou girl you go forget 9ja girls gba they are so romantic not too demanding and also good in sex
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 11:31am On Nov 23, 2010
Ok i take it dat IBO girls are nyanshable

But why cant they go more dat 3 rounds?

Dem get waist pain?

Ok i am a semi yoruba dude
And yoruba girls are yummy - infact they are gud suckers (laffs)

No ofience
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 12:52pm On Nov 23, 2010
LOL you funny guy well i have seen a yoruba girl that is also good in Bed gba Bleep me like no tommorrow
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 1:34pm On Nov 23, 2010
Guy - please always wear your rain coat before action

I dey beg u

IBO girls would tell you 'tis not sweet with condom"

Please dont mind dem - tis with condom or no sex.

If na girl wey need am die, she go comply.

Life no get duplicate oh.
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 1:50pm On Nov 23, 2010
I dey always use bro that is the first priority as a married man
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 1:54pm On Nov 23, 2010
*Blinks*

Married?

U kidding u aren't u?

Cuz i still catch u with a tramp last week (laffs)
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 2:00pm On Nov 23, 2010
Well i am a married man bro with 2 kids

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