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Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 2:10pm On Nov 23, 2010
I'm so happy for u bro

U be correct person unlike some fiful for here wey don reach to marry but still dey deceive themselves with one excuse or another

Lol

respect! bro
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 2:18pm On Nov 23, 2010
how about you?
Re: Facebook Phone # by gidson12(m): 2:20pm On Nov 23, 2010
Studio y not declear ur intrest 4 marriage i fit arrange woman 4 u n sponsor every
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 2:26pm On Nov 23, 2010
People never dey expect me to marry now cuz i never ripe reach

But i have good friends i fit pick from when i'm ready to settle down

I'm still too young to make marriage priority
I'm a free agent a bachelor lol
Re: Facebook Phone # by gidson12(m): 2:33pm On Nov 23, 2010
Hw old re u?
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 2:36pm On Nov 23, 2010
21 22 23 24 25 old
One out of da five numbers
Re: Facebook Phone # by gidson12(m): 2:41pm On Nov 23, 2010
Well, i guess ur age fall even bellow 21 sef, cos u no dey make sense 4 dis forum, no offence
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 2:43pm On Nov 23, 2010
U be mugun

Nothing to take serious for nairaland
Re: Facebook Phone # by gidson12(m): 2:48pm On Nov 23, 2010
Ok, but u still b kiddo any way!
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 2:56pm On Nov 23, 2010
Carry your girl friend come and lets see if she no go carry belle too na

Na favour i wan even do for u since dat dangling piece of decoration inbetween your legs dey only make the girl to feel sorry for herself anytime she want am bad and u not man enough to give it to her.


No Ofience
Re: Facebook Phone # by gidson12(m): 3:02pm On Nov 23, 2010
Hmmn! Just because u dey get some erection ur reguler fantacy na to begin give girls belle, ok u know wat, first learn hw to baf well b4 we start talkin of u impregnatin my gal ok
Re: Facebook Phone # by Idowuogbo(f): 3:07pm On Nov 23, 2010
gen gen c roit
studio 2 , gidson 1
oya rumbleeee grin grin grin
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 3:13pm On Nov 23, 2010
Yes i dey get erection wey u no see get and no be my fault

Take your case to god and miracle fit happen

And guy please for your gal's sake - reduce your excess intake of sugar and stop mastur.bation - luck fit shine on again

I no need to baff before i bed your chick
Cuz i still look fresh and clean pass u even if i no take my bathe for a day


And and and- i no think the no chick get choice especially now wey u no dey get erection.

Abi dem castrate u?
U better open up to yo wife.
Re: Facebook Phone # by Idowuogbo(f): 3:17pm On Nov 23, 2010
^ shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
CHEI!!!!, Osanobua eeee

Leader board
Studio 3
Gidson 1
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 3:39pm On Nov 23, 2010
OMG what is going on here you this 2 guys no go kill person for here and una 2 @ 35yrs old you guys still hustling for wife
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 4:41pm On Nov 23, 2010
Gidson!! cool
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 5:03pm On Nov 23, 2010
how ca he help you?
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 5:06pm On Nov 23, 2010
E no concern you.
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 5:26pm On Nov 23, 2010
Are you serious?
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 5:30pm On Nov 23, 2010
I don tell you, e no concern you. Go mind ya own business. undecided
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 5:42pm On Nov 23, 2010
pls dont be too harsh on me girl
Re: Facebook Phone # by gidson12(m): 6:55pm On Nov 23, 2010
tanimz:

Gidson!! cool
hi tanimz baby hw are u?
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 8:55pm On Nov 23, 2010
b-)
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 2:20am On Nov 24, 2010
bashy_demy:

pls dont be too harsh on me girl

Ha!! AllahuAkbar! First time I dey understand this man speech! shocked shocked

gidson12:

hi tanimz baby hw are u?

I'm fine, jare. You just forget my side. sad
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 4:27am On Nov 24, 2010
^^^ am glad you could be honest for once shior
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 7:07am On Nov 24, 2010
Tanimz
Which part of your side dem forget
Front or Back?
Re: Facebook Phone # by DrSmile1: 7:35am On Nov 24, 2010
Yea, am as new as since 2006. Just changed ID and wanna be more active where my T, lies.
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 9:29am On Nov 24, 2010
Whatevs
Re: Facebook Phone # by bashydemy(m): 10:59am On Nov 24, 2010
Atofaya
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 6:35pm On Nov 24, 2010
bashy_demy:

^^^ am glad you could be honest for once shior



Studio CFR:

Tanimz
Which part of your side dem forget
Front or Back?

E no concern you. tongue
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 6:44pm On Nov 24, 2010
As if u get front and back sef

Flat thing
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 6:46pm On Nov 24, 2010
Whether I get am or not, e still no concern you. undecided

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