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Facebook Phone # by 3RNEST(m): 2:52pm On Nov 17, 2010
Hi Guys!
- I went to the super market today,, suddenly i met this pretty damsel, we talk, i was shock when she ask, can i have your facebook phone number?
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 5:10pm On Nov 17, 2010
Maybe she be one of those village girls wey manage come lagos
And wan become big girl' over night


Well if na me after dat phuckup, i go laugh her small - but i go still give her the facebook phone number she requested for.

hehehe
Re: Facebook Phone # by ElementG(m): 5:49pm On Nov 17, 2010
ha stud u be mad man, wat if d girl was just trying to be silly

u will just end up being the bush person cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 5:57pm On Nov 17, 2010
The problem with u this IBO boys be sey na like to form mr know all
And at the end fumble like dis village girl wey dey request for facebook number

That girl is IBO.
I can put a bet on that
Re: Facebook Phone # by ElementG(m): 5:59pm On Nov 17, 2010
na u dey always know who be IBO, may God save u grin grin grin
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 6:00pm On Nov 17, 2010
Well u dey talk like one
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 7:28pm On Nov 17, 2010
Shior. undecided
Re: Facebook Phone # by 3RNEST(m): 11:13pm On Nov 17, 2010
*Element* abi na atom and dis *StudioC* dude why una dey fight over this issue of igbo girl or not, come i no go like make person dey yab my igbo babes.
- BTW, the babe na LIBERIAN BABE, guyz some of dem yeye no bi small, coming next is Liberian English Class, wey u go learn some jargons wey go make u laff ur yanch out, lol alrite guyz enjoy my jokes, wow aleast i made u guyz laff, i'm impress. Brb.
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 11:50pm On Nov 17, 2010
Tehehehe

I see u bro

We sef get igbo babes - but anything we say hear na joke

Nothing personal my bros

And your joke tight

Weldone.
Re: Facebook Phone # by 3RNEST(m): 1:16am On Nov 18, 2010
*laff* Bros StudioC, I no say na joke, thanks 4 the compliment, i dey try my best to put smile on ppl faces, my mission focus here anyway join me on facebook below my signature wey i sign 4 under, as for others like element, Efe name dem, make una join me make we fulfill the mission, brb make i post joke of the day 4my wall.
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 8:30am On Nov 18, 2010
Copied

I go halla u for facebook number (laffs)
when i log on

U be correct person

*smiles*
Re: Facebook Phone # by 3RNEST(m): 1:22pm On Nov 18, 2010
Lol, my facebook phone no. Na my signature, Just dail am 4ur address bar without no space u go get me, abeg pass the msg to all ur funny fans here.
- So hw u em? Make i start the class now? Anyway dis is 3rnest reportinq 4rm *StudioC* lol.
Re: Facebook Phone # by Nobody: 2:53pm On Nov 18, 2010
Hush!
Now who is stupid, you,studio or the girl?
U can either login with ur mail or number depending on wot u used to sign up.next time u check on d site.u both sud open ur eyes.
Re: Facebook Phone # by 3RNEST(m): 5:31pm On Nov 18, 2010
*Xiana*
- Hey duh, we are all silly,but they said show me ur friend i will tell u who u're. Simple! I think u're the most silly person to ignore the fact dat facebook is a social network and not a GSM network, yeye fowl. *blow* no hard feelings duh. It's all part of the joke. *Wink* & *Grin*
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 5:57pm On Nov 18, 2010
Xiana, in your own interest ignore them. They have nothing better to offer. undecided
Re: Facebook Phone # by 3RNEST(m): 6:00pm On Nov 18, 2010
Aproko Group of company, u better mind ur bizness.
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 6:02pm On Nov 18, 2010
I hope you aren't referring to me.
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 7:25pm On Nov 18, 2010
Lol
I love my haters
Tanimz is more dat just a hater
Hhmm


*burns down thread*
Re: Facebook Phone # by 3RNEST(m): 3:43am On Nov 19, 2010
*Tanimz*, if u're part of dat company then reply me, *hiss* Sometime i wonder why some ppl like busybody like bee.
- *Stud.C* wetin dey happen na, abi ur facebook no work for u to store my #?
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 5:36am On Nov 19, 2010
No worry my dear bros
I go store the facebook number lol
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 2:29pm On Nov 19, 2010
3RNEST:

*Tanimz*, if u're part of dat company then reply me, *hiss* Sometime i wonder why some ppl like busybody like bee. 
- *Stud.C* wetin dey happen na, abi your facebook no work for u to store my #?

Where did this one come from?

I asked you a simple question and the least you could do is reply. If you have a problem with that, you can go and kick rocks.

Studio CFR:

Lol
I love my haters
Tanimz is more dat just a hater
Hhmm


*burns down thread*

Why you just like to dey call my name? E dey sweet you shey?
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 4:09pm On Nov 19, 2010
Talk of better thing jor

I'm listening
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 5:12pm On Nov 19, 2010
Your left leg! angry
Re: Facebook Phone # by allabosky(m): 8:28pm On Nov 19, 2010
D chikala na complete FBI, Full born indigine. hehhehehehehe
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 10:38pm On Nov 19, 2010
Tanimz i don tire with all dis insults u dey throw all the time

Abeg stop replying to my posts

Pretend like u dont know me.

(No kidding)
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 10:40pm On Nov 19, 2010
I no be pretender, so I no go pretend.

When you dey shout my name, you no know say you go tire, abi? angry
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 10:53pm On Nov 19, 2010
Your bin so mean to me

U dey spoil my mood whenever i log on only to see all your mis yarnings.

Why u dey do like dis?
Re: Facebook Phone # by nellaluv(f): 12:25am On Nov 20, 2010
Even mumu sef dey start topic tongue
Re: Facebook Phone # by tanimz(f): 12:59am On Nov 20, 2010
Studio, abeg go siddon for somewhere jore. undecided
Re: Facebook Phone # by Idowuogbo(f): 1:12am On Nov 20, 2010
hehehe , d gal na my sister funny borikwa
good 1 op but come here u no fit come hia dey mis yarn inugo , undecided undecided undecided undecided

3RNEST:

*Tanimz*, if u're part of dat company then reply me, *hiss* Sometime i wonder why some ppl like busybody like bee.
u bet apologise cus if she comot thread , ur thread go standstill it no go each 4.5 page sef
and if i provoke , i fit swagga ur thread reach page 124 , cus i remain a badosky , oya postrate tongue cheesy cheesy cheesy cool
Re: Facebook Phone # by StudioCFR(m): 4:14am On Nov 20, 2010
Na tanimz be dat fillage girl wey dey ask for face book number

Ara'oko oshi

lol
Re: Facebook Phone # by sunej(m): 1:23pm On Nov 20, 2010
This Joke was stolen from my FB wall, sad

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