RESTAURANT IN NEW YORK GETS GOVERNMENT APPROVAL TO SELL HUMAN FLESH AS MEAT

Where else but New York City? A newly opened restaurant within the city limits is boasting the nation’s first license to serve human flesh on the menu. The restaurant, simply called SKIN, received a license after petitioning the state and federal governments over laws against cannibalism.

“As a species, we are at the top of the food chain, and the only meat left to tackle was other humans,” said SKIN owner Mario Dorcy, a 4-star Michelin chef. “We battled long and hard to be able to serve human meat in our restaurant, and the government finally conceded that were were in the right.”

Dorcy says that he has been fighting cannibal ordinance laws for over 10 years, and was finally given the green-light after he promised that the meat that was used would only come from people who had donated their bodies specifically to his restaurant, knowing full well that they would be eaten.



“We have to keep meticulous records, and there is a lot of paperwork someone has to fill out before they die, and before they can be eaten,” said Dorcy. “We do pay handsomely for body donations, though, and the money can be used for anything, since funeral expenses become zero when you donate your body to be eaten.”

Dorcy says that there are plenty of dishes on the menu that do not include human meat, but those leery of the process should not order at all.

“Just like on those packages of candies with allergy warnings that say ‘the machines also are used to make items with nuts,’ our utensils are also used to cook human meat,” said Dorcy. “So don’t come in if you’re not down with what we do.”




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Our igbo brothers, dem don open restaurant for una

kestolove95:
Our igbo brothers, dem don open restaurant for una

Igbos dem dey chop human meat?




Wetin Nonso no go see for traffic...


BTW, Nonso is tired after he heard the news...


Elders are having emergency meetings over the issue, they are also tired too

Haa!

Aye le o!!

Jesuuuu, come now oooo.

This story is not true and was simply a post on a satire news site.

Sewasaunt:
This story is not true and was simply a post on a satire news site.

Thanks for the clarification.

moshoodn:


Thanks for the clarification.

The op,dehvhelop = kestolove5 and his agenda, target is the Igbos.
But he scarcely know that no one can curse who God have blessed

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Person nor suppose to dey chop anyhow outside as news like this don breakout

Lawless America have perfected the art of opposing God's commandment.

According to Bible, the blood of animal shall be drained before the meat is ate. Now if a person dies naturally and wasn't slaughtered, that means his blood is within the flesh and anyone consuming it is going against God.