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Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z.

-Episode 31


Our pursuers foot-falls stamped on the ground like racing gorillas.

Voices: make ona stop there! We go kill ona today! Ona dey challenge area bone breakers *thick bass*

Me & Victory: we dey go, abeg oh! *we enter the car*

Me: oga, start this car na.

Driver: ona never pay na.

Victory: take take!! * he receive the money*

Our pursuers were closing in when the driver ignite the engine and put the car in motion, he sped towards East and we lost our pursuers.
He got to the junction and slow down the car, he pulled over.

Driver: make ona come down, we don reach junction?

Me: is your brain aware of what you are saying?

Victory: if you no moveno no this car now, now! I go kill you here oh!

Me: oga recite the Lord's prayer.

Driver: ona nofit do anything, make ona come down!

Victory: you wan go or not?

Driver: I nodey go anywhere.

Me: you wan know say kingdom of God dey suffer violence?

Driver: ona be devil oh! Make ona carry ona body commot from my car na.

My twin brother came down and went to the driver seat window, he snatched the key from the driver. And I also came down, we went towards the busy road as the driver of the car that dropped us earlier chased after us.

Driver: bring my key! Hey!! Hey!!!

Victory: our 1k.

Me: no do wetin I go shake all the bones commot from your body oh.

Driver: ona be devil oh, bring my key! We go fight oh.

Victory: sas you dey, bone bone... No flesh, commot your hand from my shirt before I change am for you.

Driver: I nodey gree, my car key.

People were looking at us like demented people, as everyone mind their business in city.
Is only a well dressed man with bible that walked to us...

Preacher man: why are you people fighting?

Me: fight ke! If i descend on this man, na 8feet em go dey na.

Driver: them don collect my car key, i go call police for them oh.

Victory: bring our 1k.

Preacher man: money and cars are all vanity, please brethren... Seek the kingdom of God, and there is no space for fighters.

Me: we don hear you, oya na. Give us the 1k, so that we go return the key.

Driver: oga I know you oh, why you dey collect offering if money na vanity?

Preacher: the bible says bring the first fruit of your labor, even in Malachi.. He will open windows of blessing.

I deep my hand inside the driver pocket and dragged out the 1k, my brother gave the key back to him not without a fight.

Driver: ona be thief!! *shouting*

Preacher man: repent oh sinners, turn away from Babylon.

Conductor: going! Psst!! Ona dey go?

We took the bus and left the driver with the preacher man behind, I could not wait to get home and changed my wet shirt with sweats. We arrived at the gate and I met Musa smiling at me from his doorpost.

Me: why you dey smile like roast goat?

Victory: I wan even ask am.

Musa: ehnn... Kai! Somebody come check am for you, she pine well well.

I quickly brought out my phone, did not know it was on silent all along.
I checked missed calls and I saw two missed calls from Beauty and that is the only missed calls I had, my mind started beating like warrior drum.
We went inside, and I tried her number twice before she finally picked up.

Me: hello, baby.. My sweet heart.

Beauty: don't sweet heart me, where did you go to?

Me: I went to a friend house.

Beauty: I came to your house and I did not see you, I was missing your d*ck *thank God you no see me oh*

Me: me too baby, please can you come back?

Beauty: no, I will not... Are you cheating on me Vic?

Me: God no go gree..

Beauty: so why were you not picking or you were with your useless girlfriend.

Me: I did not know my phone was on silence, if no be you. No one else my baby.

Beauty: make sure, I do not catch you with those useless little girls. I will cut off your manhood and feed the girl to vultures *she hiss*

And rudely ended the call, i felt my groin with my palm to make sure it was still intact. I uncladded myself and took my bath after my twin brother, we were playing ps when a knock landed on the protector.
I stood up quickly, and lo and behold Abigail was the one looking extremely gorgeous beaming like the sun behind the protector.

Me: you came? *smiling*

Abigail: before *giggling*

Abigail: *I hug her tight* you will just kill somebody's child.

Me: sorry, I cannot help it. You are so pretty.

Abigail: thank you.

We went inside together, the moment we entered the room. Victory's eyes left the television and focused on Abigail.

Me: Abigail meet my twin brother Victory and Victory meet Abigail *with one breathe*

Victory: oh! Where did you get this pretty one born once in 20 thousand decades *coming to shake her, i grab his hand*

Me: no try am, just park your load and vamoose.

Victory: na wa for you oh, welcome our brother wife *walking towards the door*

Abigail: your twin is so sweet.

Me: you never can tell, what should I offer you?

Abigail: just water, dear.

Me: I dey craze, you must chop the food I cook today, by force and fire *Abigail laughing*

I went to the kitchen and returned with a plate of rice, the door pushed open and Victory came in looking worried. My heart beat rate increased...

TBC...

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Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z.


-Episode 32


Victory: bro, my charger don blow, help me with your charger *I exhale heavy breathe*

Me: na charger make you look like say somebody die for your family?

Victory: na wetin Nigeria economy don turn person to, wey your charger. *Abigail laughing*

Me: see am there...

Abigail: you guys are very funny *em get why*

He left us in peace with my charger, I was eyeing my charger as he left with it. Is not everyday someone gets an original charger when you live close to Abia State, I arranged the table and placed it on the feet of Abigail. She was forming or should I say she is shy...

Me: eat na, the food will get cold.

Abigail: I told you, am not hungry.

Me: okay oh, is like you want me to feed you like my baby *she start blushing*

Abigail: no, please *covering her face*

I dug the spoon inside the heap rice on the breakable plate, took the spoon filled with rice to her mouth.

Me: aaahhhh.. Eat.

Abigail: no, oh!

Me: if you hate me don't eat *she remove her hands on her face, she open her mouth and eat from the spoon*

Abigail: umhh.. You try.

Me: na lie joor.. Ama good cook right from my mama womb. *Abigail laughing*

Abigail: you are not serious, this should be the last spoon.

Me: last spoon ke, you need the whole plate and even more for the upcoming match.

Abigail: you are not serious, what match? *giggling*

Me: you will soon find out? *I wink at her*

I was gisting and feeding her she did not realize when she almost finished the plate of rice.

Abigail: oh my God, you have over feed me. Please, am not eating anymore.

Me: the food is so tasty, your eyes were telling me don't stop.

Abigail: naughty, boy.


I cleared the plate and came back, I started a pillow fight and she joined me. Her laughter was full of life, that I felt guilty of going down with her.
We cuddled and played for a long time, she lay on my chest while I played with her hairs.
She has already said I want to go thrice already and made no effort to go.

Abigail: Vic, I want to go home.

Me: why?

Abigail: is getting late and I will be travelling tomorrow.

Me: are you sure? *she nods*

Her eyes were sending 'kiss me signal', I lowered my lips to her's and she accepted it wholeheartedly. As we both suck from our mouth, I held her gown zip and lowered it down. Just a snap I unhook her bra...

Abigail: you are just a bad boy, it takes me two minutes to get that on.

Me: bad boy for only you.

Abigail: hmm.. I hear you.

The kiss became demanding as I hover my hands all over her, she step down from the bed and pulled off her gown, she remained only on her p*nt.
I could not stop admiring her beautiful structure and flawless skin, her round firm br*asts stood so inviting on her chest.

She joined me on the bed and I off her p*nt, I laid her on the bed and spread legs.

I wanted to eat her w*t p*ssy she held me my head..

Abigail: what are you doing?

Me: I want to taste you.

Abigail: okay... *covering her p*ssy*

Me: remove your hands na *chuckling*

Abigail: hmm.. Okay.

She did, and the moment I ran my tongue on her crack she shook. I had to held her in place as she grabbed my sheet and wiggled beneath, her eye balls already rolled off.
She was speaking in many languages, after she squirted. I pulled off my boxer and my d*ck sprang out pointing gingerly at her.

Abigail: chisos! What is that?

Me: my d*ck na..

Abigail: is so big, will it enter... I have just done it once oohh.

Me: it will.

She covered her face with her palms and curled her feet, as I readied myself to p*netrate into her.
Slowly slowly I was inside her, I moved on her slowly as she scratched her nails on my back.

I kept on f*cking her slowly as we kiss and made love...

Abigail: jeezz.. Ooohh.. Aaahhh, you are so good.. I love you.

Me: aaahhh.. Oohh i love you more.

As I was expecting my climax, I increased my thr*sting pace and slammed hard into her as we screamed down the roof with our m*ans.

Me: aahh ahhh ahhh, ammmmm cummmiiinngg..

Abigail: ossshhh cccummm iiinn aaahh me...

I spurted my whole load inside her as she welcomed it with her orgasm, she shook violently beneath me. I disengaged when she was calm and give a s*xual satisfaction sigh.

She slept off without a word, I took my bath and headed to kitchen to prepare soup.
I came back to see her awake.

Abigail: you are just too good *she kiss*

Me: another round, you will ride me this time around.

Abigail: not me and you, I cannot ride that thing oh. Go and reduce it. *both us laughing*

She went to the bathroom and had her bath, I went to call my brother. We both came back to see her dress, she insist on going rather than stay for dinner.
I walked her to the gate battling with my conscience, she stopped abruptly before her.

Abigail: do you really really love me?

Me: ofcourse, I do.

Abigail: do you have a girlfriend?

Me: yes, and it is just you.

Abigail: I love you, bye and take care of yourself for me. *she kiss me*

She entered her car and drove out, she is so sweet and charming. But Beauty is not of this world, the thought of cheating or being a player made me feel uncomfortable as I stood and waved till she drove out of the premises.
I had a call from strange number, I looked around suspiciously before picking the call..

Me: hello, who be this?

Voice: who be this kill you there!

TBC...

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Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z.


-Episode 33


I removed the phone from my ear and looked at the screen, it must be those stupid kids that guess number just to insult someone, lazy youth.

Me: your brain don rust? I nodey sell grease oh.

Voice: Vic, shut up! Is me Victoria.

Me: chiaaa!! Aaahhh!! Aunty Vy Vy!

Voice: aunty Vy Vy break your pr*ck there, I be your aunty and I open legs you gree enter.

Me: no vex na, you never still change at all... I dey miss you die oh.

Voice: miss ke, you wey no gree come my wedding. You nodey gree reply whatsapp messages sef, and your fb account nodey active.

Me: them thief my phone then, and I no know about the wedding. I been dey fine your number but aunty Ruth don park go where I no know, chaii... You don marry? Who see you marry?

Voice: *laughing* mumu boy, I don born sef.

Me: chaaiii... Congratulations, I dey see your husband spirit dey cry, you wey sabi worry.

Voice: I don repent na, I even win best wife and mother of last year. Come see my baby, she don grow sef.

Me: this one you dey invite me, hope say em no resemble me sha..

Voice: your brain dey pain you, I go send you address for whatsapp.

Me: okay, I go try come.

Voice: commot try, iffa no see you. I go vex oh... Bye.

She ended the call, I went inside smiling reminiscing on the past that connect Victoria and I. Victoria was a nurse that lived in my area while I was still in my Sss3, she was very fond of me then and she took me as her house son.

I was a saint then, the little I knew about s*x then was p*rn and m*sturbation, have never done anything until Victoria discovered that I have never had s*x.
She only said she will make me a man someday, it was house son house son she shifted my boxer.

I went inside and met Victory eating the soup I prepared...

Me: oboy, them said you?

Victory: no vex, hungry wan finish me.

Me: you still go nyash Ada.

Victory: how you take know?

Me: them print am for your forehead, make that man no discover oh.

I washed my hands and joined him, we finished the food.
After few rounds of game, I took my bath and slept off.
The next morning I went to work, I worked very hard just to meet up time to visit Park with Victory and Kelly.
2pm, I round up my duties and took permission from the director, he granted it with favor, am suspecting Abigail sha...

I was short of cash and I branched a bank close to my work place, I was seeing four people before me until...

Man: em don start to pay *he scream happily*

Woman: oga, you dey do like woman, why you tell them?

'Them' I did not understand the them until I started seeing people coming from different directions.

Me: na wa oh!

Voices: oga you dey my front! Respect yourself oh, you don old!! Foolish man, shift!!! Taahh! You dey my back.

After they are done arranging themselves, that is when I knew there are invincible six in the queue of four people I saw earlier.
The bank was only bank in that area, I waited patiently under the sun for hours before it remained just two people before me, one stood in the atm machine making withdrawal while the other stood on the queue.

Man 1: oga, you dey waste time oh. Na ATM machine not compute game.

Me: make this man do, commot na.

I looked behind me and saw that the population has increased, I caught sight of Ogechi.
A gal I was head over kneels then, after I told her that I don't need s*x from her but love.
Did not realize I was dating myself for over six Months, till I visited her and caught her red-handed with a boy on her.

I peeped through window sha... 'Cause no one was responding to the door, I faced forward and pretended not to see her.
A soft tap landed on my back, I turned.

Ogechi: Vic, you just forgot about me?

Me: Do I know you?

Ogechi: is me na, Ogechi *beaming*

Me: chaii.. Ogechi, you don fine scatter ground finish, where you dey live now na?

Ogechi: na for this area na, help me make withdrawal.

Me: no problem, wetin be your pin?

Ogechi: **** 20k, thank you honey *she peck me*

Me: no problem *hahaha*

Man2: don't insult me youngman! Do you know who I am? I will just lock you up.

Man1: oga shift, who you be?!

Me: oga, go withrawl na. You dey waste time oh.

He left for the ATM machine and left the other man ranting beside me, after he was done with his withdrawal he came out and both of them continued.
I went to the ATM machine and slotted in my card, and made a withdrawal.

They came out, Ogechi rushed me immediately smiling.

Ogechi: how far, you don help me withdrawl?

Me: them write insufficient balance, I no withdrawl am.

Ogechi: I get 90k na, how manage?

Me: em fit be network, where you dey stand? *she point back back*

Ogechi: person go sleep for where...

Me: ehyaa... We go see na, I dey in a hurry.

I left the Bank premises and took a taxi, I placed a call to Victory.

Me: where ona dey?

Victory: come meet us for Biggy house, we don see person.

Tbc...

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Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z.


-Episode 34



Me: ona sabi rush oh, I dey come.

Victory: come quick oh.

He ended the call, I flagged down a taxi and entered.
Asked him to take me direct to Biggy's yard, before an hour I arrived there and met Kelly with Victory standing outside the yard, with one rugged guy that his lips spoke volume of weed was here.

Kelly: guy you waste time oh.

Me: why ona dey wait here, what is the challenge?

Park guy: wey the toto wey dey make mouth, my show am say prick get sizes, my blood dey hot. Ona dey waste time.

Victory: I trust you *Kelly and I, walk away from were both of them stand*

Me: na the burnt offering be that?

Kelly: carry your voice down, we need to carry Biggy commot from the room.

Me: na small challenge be that.

I scrolled through my contact list and find Chidi's number, I placed a call to him.
Chidi was once recruited into state government baby police scheme, till the governor dissolved them.

Me: Chidi, how far na?

Chidi: I dey oh, anything for your guy?

Me: money dey ground, your police uniform still dey?

Chidi: yes na, who you wan scam?

Me: scam kill you there, you fit lap where I dey stay?

Chidi: we go charge you 10k as my guy oh, I go bring another person.

Me: just come first... I dey wait, no waste time.

I ended the call...
We went to were Victory and the guy they brought from the park stood, he already lit cigarette and started dragging smoke releasing it to the air afterwards.
I examined the guy and he looked good, the blueprint must have been Kelly and Victory.

Park guy: wey the toto na? Ona pay me to stand? *cigarette bass*

Me: oga chill, just wait small.

After some minutes Chidi arrived with another guy with police uniform, I went to meet them and we shook hands.

Me: Chiko! You look so officer, sure sir!!

Chidi: see why thunder go fire you, wetin be the deal?

Me: you nodey use money play o.

Chidi friend: make ona do na, before people go suspect.

Me: you carry your kinsman too, you know that my guy Biggy?

Chidi: that one I see you with that day?

Me: you get am, enter that my room. You go see am with one girl, arrest am.

Chidi: no issues, wey the money?

Me: you never do the work na.

Chidi: you wan use my head, pay before service or I go waka jeje.

Me: *hiss* collect, you love money pass your wife womb.

Chidi: *counting the money* em remain 1k to complete.

Me: i go balance you after the job *he shake his head* oya take na.

Chidi: is complete, officer Abuchi!!

Abuchi: yes, sir!

Chidi: lets go...

Both of them went inside the yard, while I waited alongside the trio I was with earlier. After some minutes they came out with Biggy from the other entrance and we all went inside.
I trust Chidi, the one he way he was forcing Biggy like an officer ehnn... Fear those who has undergo police training in Nigeria.

We got to the door and Kelly held back the guy...

Kelly: as you just enter, start to naked yourself.

Park guy: na wetin dey my mind sef, my prick dey stand since *weed oh*

Kelly: no f*ck up oh, f*ck her like say her p*ssy na em make you poor *he nod and head to the door*

Me: Kelly mad oh!

Victory: what if the girl see am shout rape, I go just run leave ona.

Kelly: she nofit see d*ck reject.

Voice: who are you, and what are you doing here?

Park guy: na me be the person wey go scatter your toto.

Voice: what! Ooohh.. Is so big!!

Me: the thing don click oh, Victory carry Biggy go Kelly house I no want em wahala for now. Hungry dey catch me, I dey enter house... My call Chidi to bring am back.

I placed a call to Chidi while I was walking out of the yard.

Me: Chiko, bring am back.

Chidi: your guy dey vomit something wey dey like water water.

Me: after em don vomit finish, bring am come yard back.

Chidi: okay na.

I ended the call and picked bike, I took carb heading to my house.
I was so stressed out, I took my bath and ate then slept off.
My phone ringing tone woke me up...

Me: aunty Vicky, good evening?

Victory: you don see the address I send for your whatsapp.

Me: no, I never enter whatsapp. Which side you dey live?

Victory: I dey live for Ojoto junction.

Me: em no far from here, my baf come.

Victory: I dey wait for you oh, no fall my br*asts oh.

Me: na your husband go do that one *laughing*

I ended the call and dressed up, I did a make over and went outside the gate, I saw a taxi and flagged down. It was already getting late.

Me: driver Ojoto.

Driver: you get change?

Me: yes.

Driver: enter.

I did not check the people that were in the car, I just balanced inside.
After some minutes I looked around to see the passengers around me, I saw three other rugged guys.
I became scared...

Me: Driver, abeg drop me for here... I nodey go again.

Driver: you don already enter. *i face the other guys in the taxi*

Me: make ona see wahala oh, I no wan go again. Make ona help me beg the driver.

One of them sprayed sth on my face and I lost consciousness, I woke up to see myself tied to a chair, I could feel it but could not see anything 'cause I was blindfolded.
The blindfold was removed and I saw Tracy standing before smirking...

Me: aunty Tracy.

Tracy: you don add aunty to my name? *laughing wickedly*

TBC..

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Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z.


-Episode 35



Me: no be so, abeg na. I dey sorry for all the things, I don do you.

Tracy: *laughing* you never even start to beg, Jack!

Jack: yes, boss!

Tracy: bring the scissor, I wan cut em penis *I start sweating*

I did not know where to start the begging, I was shocked and scared with confusion at a time.
I started reflecting on my life and realized I will not even be allowed to even see the gate or way to heaven's gate at all.

There are three hefty guys behind Tracy, and Jack she called earlier stepped forward with tailor scissor that scared the shit out of me.
I trembled at the sight of scissor wondering how to get out of this mess.

Tracy: I wan help you cut your number one problem *laughing*

Me: Tracy, em never reach like this na, remember the love we shared.
How well I treated you, you remember when you don't have a shoulder to cry on and a time everyone forbids you, I was there for you. *my words where working small small*

Tracy: and you later destroyed my life, that fine bobo don engage me for marriage. Na you 'cause wey I still never marry when my mate don marry *shouting at me*

Me: I no know, no vex. Tracy, you know say I love you, I for no hurt you. If you no hurt me too! *I cry out with tears*

Tracy: me hurt you? Sandra tell me say you dey carry girls upadan. Because of say I no confront you, you think say I be fool? After I use my money dey help your life. I just send you that message so that you go know how em dey pain, when you cheat on your partner.

Me: wetin you dey talk sef? Me cheat on you?

Tracy: oh! You think say I no go know, Sandra tell me everything, how you dey sweet talk her to come your house so that you go use your yeye prick chuk for her toto.

Me: wait wait! I no understand, na Sandra tell you all these things?

Tracy: you no know say Sandra no be just my friend, she be my bestie.

Me: *laughing insanely* Sandra format your brain with lies, why you no ask me? *she start looking confuse*

Tracy: I know say na truth.

Me: bring my number call Sandra, you go know who dey lie for our two.

She was surprised the boldness I talked with, and signaled one of the guys behind her to get my phone to her.
She took my phone and dialed Sandra number, it rang twice before she accepted the call.
Tracy gave me the phone to continue the call..

Sandra: hello, who is this?

Me: Sandra, is me... Victor, Tracy's ex.

Sandra: jeezz.. Victor! Where have you been na!?

Me: I just dey oh.

Sandra: where na? You nodey live for that yard again. You never still forget about that idiot Tracy? *Tracy look shock*

Me: no be Tracy na, I need to hustle na em make I commot from the yard.

Sandra: eyaa! So, why you call me today? You don agree for wetin I been dey tell you?

Me: I never know how em go be, I doubt whether if you go still like me.

Sandra: I love you die! Where you dey stay? I want make you dey give me all these things wey Tracy dey tell me.

Tracy angrily snatched the phone from my hand and ended the call, she probably would have switched off the phone as she went out of the room angrily, followed by one of the guys.
The other one left behind blindfolded my eyes and I could not see anything,
I only heard the sound of the wall switch.

I felt for Tracy she would have went about confiding in her so called friend Sandra about our lively s*x life, I did not know when I slept off.
I woke up the next morning tired and hungry, my body were aching me as my head bang like a drummer was inside.
I heard the door sounds and felt the presence of people in the room.

Me: hungry wan kill me, em no go sweet iffa die with empty stomach na *yawning*

Voice1: how far for Ejiro na?

Voice2: I go soon close that girl chapter oh, she dey always aunty aunty anytime I tell am make em come house, but she nodey aunty anytime she dey collect money from me oh!

Voice1: na wa oh! Leave that girl oh, before she go finish you.

Me: you don f*ck up na, if you leave compass wey don set tay tay *the room become quiet*

Voice2: bro, wetin you mean?

Me: your problem na small challenge, put am for her body say you wan take her outing. She go come out, from there she no go get choice than to follow you come house.

Voice1: you sure em go work?

Me: like never before.

Voice2: if your plan no work, you go starve to death for here. Piro, pass am that food.

I heard foot-falls and after some minutes the blindfold was taken off from my eyes, I felt relief at least am better than a blind man.
The other guy fed me with spoons of rice, I ate like there is no tomorrow which is a doubt on my side.

Me: thank you. *after draining a cup of water*

Piro: just pray make wetin you tell am click, if not.. You don die here oh! *he warn*

That is when I realized the other guy has left earlier,
The blindfold was returned to my face, I spent the whole day pinned to the chair as I lost track of days and time.
A long period of time I was left in the room, as I kept on yelling on top of my voice.

There was no response and the door ceased to make any sounds, suddenly the door burst open and made a contact with wall which generated a loud slam.
Heavy foot-falls walked hastily approaching me, I was startled and scared.

Voice1: guy!!! *yelling at me*

TBC...

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Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z.


-Episode 36




My heart jumped inside my mouth, as I find it difficult to breathe when the owner of the foot-falls touched me, he removed the blindfold and I saw Jack smiling down happily at me.

Jack: you be tight ashewo *I chuckle*

Me: abeg, give me food make I chop.

Jack: no reason food again, you go soon enter house.

Me: my stomach dey sing hungry song, my first settle them.

He untied me completely and asked me to eat the fried rice he bought from one of those eatery that I guessed is close by, the room was locked and Jack went out.
After I devoured the meal, I lay down on the floor and slept off, I made no effort to escape 'cause I have resigned to my fate.

It was in the Evening when Jack came back with Piro...

Jack: bro, make you no reason, Tracy say make you no vex, she even dey shame to come see you.

Me: na revenge carry this matter reach here, I nodey think go that side at all.

Piro: I trust you, you be guy man. Carry this tp reach house and your phone, the tp go do you?

Me: yes, ona thank you *I set out for home*

Jack: the guy plan work like magic, I give the girl doggy 6 5 9, the toto sweet die.

Piro: *laughing* Bayelsa toto na water water.

I did not bother to hear more, the last thing on my mind is to talk about woman.
I left my phone switched off, luckily for me.
My room key is with me, I flagged down two taxi and none of them stopped so that I can enter.

Probably they think me as a madman, I was not actually mad but I looked unkempt.
One vehicle that looks like it will soon die or stop to move stopped and carried me, well... I chuckled inwardly 'cause that is the vehicle befitting my standard.

I looked back and realized mainly it was goods behind the only bench I sat in the bus, I exhaled lightly.
A driver and a man sat on the front seat...

Driver: I pity the man, em only cheat on his wife and she stab am to death.

Man: you call am only cheat?

Driver: yes na, em never reach for person to kill her husband. You reason am na.

Man: my tell you something, em get one time I been dey hear say my wife dey f*ck another person, I no bother to ask if the rumour na truth or not. I just vex dey carry girls upadan, I no come dey reason my wife for bed as I dey get am from young blood. I return house one day, my pikin and wife I no see till now.

Driver: yeeee! Bros, na truth you dey talk?

Man: yes, no be joke.

I just busy myself with my thought, I had the urge to stop any form of double dating.
I did not even know who to choose among them, I got to my destination and tapped on the bus.

Driver: women dey reason after them don do sth finish, oga you wan come down? *turning back at me*

Me: yes, how much be your money? *both of them start laughing*

I knew the question I asked was a stupid one, one thing I realized is that women are driven by their emotions.
Never make her emotions go insane, I came down and find my way home.

On getting to my house, I saw Beauty car parked on my gate.
I realized it was Friday, I entered the gate and saw her sitted on my frontage. I wondered where Musa has gone to, Beauty stood up looking angry, she approached me and thundered my face with resounding slap, and the world stop rotating.

Beauty: you are alive, God! Who did this to you? *she hug me tight*

Me: I was kidnapped for days, am now fine.

We disengaged and I unlocked my apartment, we went inside.
I took my bath and she took me to the hospital,
After the doctor gave me treatment Beauty decided we should spend time in a beach.

Beauty: baby, you are yet to tell me who is behind your ordeal.

Me: I don't know baby, let us just forget about it *the last thing on my mind is to start another war*

Beauty: here we are!!

We both came down from the car and locked hands, we went about chasing each other along the water line in the beach.
Beauty was a crazy twerker, as she asked me to sit on the sand and she moved what her mama gave to her like crazy.

We were tired after we exploit the bar and the City nightlife, we decided to go home.
She drove to my gate...

Beauty: do you know tomorrow is valentine?

Me: *I exhale uneasily* no, I don't.

Beauty: now you know, you better get my gift ready.

Me: ma yes ma.

Beauty: I love you.

Me: I love you more *we kiss slowly* are you not coming in?

She shook her head and we said 'goodnight', and she drove out. My heart was heavy, I had the idea that Beauty has find another lover, maybe is because she just avoided having s*x with me.
I went home and took my bath, then jumped on my long missed bed and slept off like baby.

Hopeful to wake up as giant until a loud bang on my protector woke me up, I stood up ready to pounce on the fool behind the protector until I saw that the fool was also ready to pounce and devour anybody he is going to see.
I saw Ada husband dressed like a wrestler behind the protector breathing coal and fire.

Me: Sam, good morning.

Sam: what is good about the morning, where is your brother? *sb pikin cannot take holiday from problem*


TBC..

TOTO PASS TOTO 21+


Subtitle: F*ck Mark Z.


-Episode 37



Me: you see my brother?

Sam: you think am joking, right?

Me: you think am joking, right!

Sam: *he boil in anger* open this protector!! * shaking the protector*

Me: I dey craze? In case, you see my bro. Tell am say make em bring my wristwatch, thank you.

Sam: I will show you and your brother *shouting on top of his voice*

I just left him out side there, and went to lay on my bed. After several minutes of fruitless ranting behind the protector, he left.
I exhaled, is very tiring facing all these temptation successively, I took my phone and dialed my brother's number, he picked in the second ring.

Me: wetin you do Ada husband?

Victory: nothing oh, Ada and her husband dey quarrel. Na so she tell her husband that he is not a man, say em nofit handle am the way I handle am.

Me: Jesus Christ! Hope say you dey prison now?

Victory: for where? I just park my things immediately, twuama... No joy oh!

Me: the man dey fine you oh, come with my watch too. When you dey come fight the last fight.

Victory: last fight ke, my two lmegs nodey near that compound again oh, ehnn.. The watch fit me well, just fashy am na.

Me: so who you keep to fight your last fight for you?

Victory: that man nofit do anything.

Me: for there you dey?

Victory: fear not, no mother force.

Me: before somebody mother force you, just carry my watch jeje come Biggy house, so that I go come collect am.

I ended the call immediately 'cause of an incoming call from Abigail, I picked the call immediately.

Me: baby, my love.

Abigail: ......

Me: hello hello...

She ended the call, I called her thrice but she did not pick and I exclaimed like a madman when I saw my phone calendar that it is February 14.
I quickly ran into the bathroom and took my bath, dress up quickly.

Wore a cap 'cause I could not comb my hair, no time to do that.
I flagged down a taxi and went for shopping, I bought a gold ring with almost all my savings.
And one leg chain, with a pair of heart necklace.
And a sorry frame, the write up was cool that is why I bought it.
After I was done buying everything, those guys that are double dating are trying oh! Is not easy.

I went home and hide everything, my plan was to breakup with Abigail and propose to Beauty.
Please adjust your face, I have repented. Am now ready to marry with body and soul, am not sure of one part of the body oh!
A knock landed on my protector, I was praying it should be Abigail and I will sin no more.

Luckily for me she was the one knocking, she was not looking happy but she still look effortlessly beautiful, some creature are just cheat.
I open the protector and let her in, she didn't say a word, she just went inside the room hugging her handbag.

I locked the protector and went after her, she sat on my bed without saying a word.
I went to were I hid those things I bought and brought out the frame, I held it for her to read, she beamed after reading it.

Me: happy lovers day, am sorry Sweet. Please forgive me.

Abigail: aww.. Vic, am not upset. I was just worried, your phone have been switched off for days, what happe...

I shut her up with a kiss, I s*ck on her lower lips and she s*ck on my upper lips, I nudged her teeth open with my tongue.
And she granted me access, my tongue roam with joy in her mouth as she m*aned into my mouth.

The most sensitive part in Abigail's body is her lips, while Beauty is her p*ssy. If you are looking for my own, don't bother is my d*ck.
Everyone has that sensitive spot, I always make sure I find it in my partner.
We disengaged from the kiss, struggling to catch our breathe.

I brought out the double pair of heart necklace and gave it to her.
It was not costly but beautiful, she brought the two out and grinned from ear to ear.

Abigail: umhumm.. You are so sweet!

Me: na em make you love me.

Abigail: see your mouth, have this.

I took one part from her and wore, while she wore the other.

Abigail: as long as you have that on you, you will always have my heart.

Me: me too *I become confuse*

Abigail: why are you sad? *I carry her up and we both land on the bed*

Me: I wan do, let us do na!

Abigail: lemme joor! Am not doing anything.

Me: please na, lets us do na.

Abigail: crazy boyfriend, in the night. Am going back to work.

Me: only small na *she start laughing*

We became quiet, her head was on my chest as I place my hand on her back.
We were both silent, as we enjoy the feel of our skins on each other, her phone rang disrupting the lovely since.

Abigail: am on my way, sir! *the call end* I have to go, without this training I will not be allowed to practice.

Me: I understand...

She peck me and dropped something on the bed...

Abigail: open it when am outside.

Me: no problem, ma!

She left and that is what oyigbo people call unsuccessful break up, i opened the parcel and I lost my voice.

Me: thank you, Jesus!

I screamed when I regained my voice, inside the parcel is an appointment letter as a manager of one of the branch of another soap industry.
I ran mad with happiness, as I kept on jumping on my bed shouting thank you Jesus.
My phone rang disrupting the jubilation...

Beauty; meet me outside now!

And the call ended, My heart started beating very fast, have they met each other.
Has someone told Beauty about Abigail, my heart was heavy as the happiness lost it taste.
I wore my clothe slowly, and went out through the gate with heavy legs.

I met Beauty standing outside smiling with a car key hanging in betwixt her thumbs.

Me: issa lie!

Beauty: no lies baby, is your car.

I went round the car inspecting it like one of the seven wonders of the world, Sam and three policemen approached the scene.

Sam: officer, here is the rapist, that raped my wife with his brother *pointing at me*

Policeman1: youngman, you are under arrest.

The devil is a liar!


TBC...

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