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Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by honeric01(m): 3:20pm On Nov 26, 2010
A naked woman boards an igbo man taxi in lagos,
Ibo man staring at her says nothing but does not start the car.

Woman: wat? U've neva seen a naked woman before,
driver: I no dey look u madam, I just dey wonder where u keep the money wey u wan take pay me


tongue
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by Nobody: 3:24pm On Nov 26, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin
wow!!!! short yet hilarious
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by Exponental(m): 3:36pm On Nov 26, 2010
I love dis!
Dont forget there some HOLES in d body.
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by carmelia(f): 4:24pm On Nov 26, 2010
shocked shocked na wa o! grin grin grin
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by excanny: 4:30pm On Nov 26, 2010
;d
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by honeric01(m): 5:07pm On Nov 26, 2010
Exponental:

I love dis!
Dont forget there some HOLES in d body.

Are those holes meant for keeping money?
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by KDK(m): 5:23pm On Nov 26, 2010
grin grin grin dat guy is fast thinker, i like dat,
Hmmmm. So women fit hide money for their various holes.
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by honeric01(m): 5:31pm On Nov 26, 2010
Lol, na coins dem wan hide or wetin? cheesy
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by Coolabbie: 5:42pm On Nov 26, 2010
;d ;d ;d
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by ismailbrah(m): 7:15pm On Nov 26, 2010
Da gud work there, short but funny[/color]
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by freecocoa(f): 10:04pm On Nov 26, 2010
That guy is a proper NWA AFO.
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by StudioCFR(m): 4:21am On Nov 27, 2010
Another IBO thread

*exitz thread quietly*
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by ednutey(f): 1:12pm On Nov 27, 2010
;d :d
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by EfemenaXY: 4:29pm On Nov 27, 2010
honeric01:

A unclothed woman boards an igbo man taxi in lagos,
Ibo man staring at her says nothing but does not start the car.

Woman: wat? U've neva seen a unclothed woman before,
driver: I no dey look u madam, I just dey wonder where u keep the money wey u wan take pay me tongue

Hey man - you don finally show your face cool

where my sparring partner run go all this while??

anyway, welcome back cheesy cheesy

Now, what's with the repost joke man?? Seen it b4 - give us something fresh jor!! tongue tongue
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by bashydemy(m): 4:42pm On Nov 27, 2010
When did Efe turn to studio you've seen all the joke kai give me a break
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by honeric01(m): 8:38pm On Nov 27, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Hey man - you don finally show your face cool

where my sparring partner run go all this while??

anyway, welcome back cheesy cheesy

Now, what's with the repost joke man?? Seen it b4 - give us something fresh jor!! tongue tongue


sparring partner? hehehehe anyways since you don see this one before, you are likely to have seen all the jokes in the world so i am not posting any new one oo embarassed
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by EfemenaXY: 10:34pm On Nov 27, 2010
bashy_demy:

When did Efe see all the joke kai give me a break

I don tell u to call ma name wiff respect man! undecided

In the meantime, I don help you modify that your sentence! angry angry

honeric01:

sparring partner? hehehehe anyways since you don see this one before, you are likely to have[b] seen all the jokes in the world [/b]

Don't be sacarstic!! Besides, I have seen the joke b/4 now? abi make I lie?

so i am not posting any new one oo embarassed

awww. . . don't be like that now! Besides, you never know - you might surprise me! tongue tongue

and the honeric I know & remember nor dey give up easily - c'mon wink wink
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by StudioCFR(m): 10:39pm On Nov 27, 2010
BASHY-DEMY

Nobody fit be like me for jokes section

I'm the best - i'm the Yes!

if diplomatic immunity cover me

My shoe' too big for them - especially the IBO people.
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by MrBones2(m): 10:42pm On Nov 27, 2010
Old stale joke. And pls give us(igbos) some break wink wink . Abi na we create ourselves? grin grin grin
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by honeric01(m): 11:04pm On Nov 27, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Don't be sacarstic!! Besides, I have seen the joke b/4 now? abi make I lie?

awww. . . don't be like that now! Besides, you never know - you might surprise me! tongue tongue

and the honeric I know & remember nor dey give up easily - c'mon wink wink

Ok ma, i no wan rub shoulders for hia oo, i just dey pass by, let me allow you to have the stage, at your service ma'am cool cool cool

I don't want any issues with that 2 left legged Studio CFR lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by EfemenaXY: 11:17pm On Nov 27, 2010
Stage ke?

abeg talk another thing jor

and I am talking to you - why bring others into our matter??

**or maybe Honeric is. . .is. . .is. . .
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shy??!! **
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by honeric01(m): 11:24pm On Nov 27, 2010
Don't worry, i will have time for you soon, my eyes are heavy embarassed
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by StudioCFR(m): 11:24pm On Nov 27, 2010
@my burns and honeyrick

I have nothing to say to u two
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by EfemenaXY: 11:26pm On Nov 27, 2010
honeric01:

Don't worry, i will have time for you soon, my eyes are heavy embarassed

somebody just dey return from digging up yams for farm grin grin grin
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by rubeez: 12:26am On Nov 28, 2010
so rib cracking, guess he did know dat ladies have a natural purse
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by bashydemy(m): 7:20am On Nov 28, 2010
what purse is that can you please come out clear
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by excanny: 8:29am On Nov 28, 2010
Studio CFR:

BASHY-DEMY

Nobody fit be like me for jokes section

I'm the best - i'm the Yes!

if diplomatic immunity cover me

My shoe' too big for them - especially the IBO people.

Dunce, it is Igbo, not Ibo. Ewu

This is supposed to be jokes section, not tribalism section.

Yet, it's hard for some people to let go of bigotry.
Re: Ibo Man Sense (you Need This, Help Yourself) by bashydemy(m): 10:19am On Nov 28, 2010
Take it easy on Studio

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