zealadjay:
Telling my parent dat we have to pay for ASUU FEES.....

bluefilm:


I'm not talking about his age.

I'm talking about his father's age.

You get?

What does that tell you?

Nonsense.

MunorAnne:
You dey find pounding machine?

anochuko01:

All is well. Done with school now?

femi4:
Collected 50k for final year project that cost just 20k

Collected 20k for nysc call up letter which was free

I hope what goes around won't come around

anochuko01:
I have pestle. Come with your mortar

Timileyin1234:
Fake sars arrest. But one day my brother told them to Goan kill me. Fear catch me that day

TruckFit:
Faked a car accident that year (2008) when I was Niger state and fams were in osun state. Turned my phone off for 3 days and called on 4th day to tell them I had a terrible accident between Jebba and Minna.. classified legit format that I broke my neck and been getting treatment after x-rays. I legit bought myself a neck collar and sent the pics on Facebook .. popc wire me 180k to clear hospital bill momc sef add 40k join

I bought my first laptop same day and we bawling anyhow

Onomzy23:
laugh wan faint me o.. brotherly sotay Dem tire for your shenanigans so Dem just conclude say make Dem demkwes u na him strong odidi catch u o...I know for life u nor go try dat kind stunt again o...cos u for don demkwes since o..

FromZeroToHero:
I collected money for Four Figure Table.
Four =5000,
Figure=3000.
Table =10000.

fatymore:
yes.

I need job

anochuko01:

Where are you based?

intrepidjay1:


This baba Yane

Freehuman:
I didn't even ask, I stole directly from Dad's drawer and my mum's handbag

Freehuman:
I didn't even ask, I stole directly from Dad's drawer and my mum's handbag

Emotionss:
I actually dislocated my shoulder joint just to collect money ( for so called treatment ) from my old man back in the days.

I can dislocate my shoulders at free will

Dadii am sorry ooo

greatbrian:

Lafia . yaya gida

snoopz:
bad man
I started requesting for money since 100l second semester after I don request for certain sum only for dem to give me 90.% of all d money
naso textbooks scam began (pman and mama like to they hear textbooks) whereas I don get pdfs. I b like one textbook is 2k another is 1k5. like dat like dat.
400l was the worst I was billing my parents almost every month for project wey me and my lecturer don arrange finish since first semester (he gave me one of his last supeevisee's project we just manipulate topic , with copy and paste) weeks after my final papers o still dey flex money o

francis5051:
Reducing her phone brightness to zero then told her that her fone screen was bad will be needing 20k to fix it..

Augustap:

Divay22:
Almost committed suicide
God help me o

TruckFit:
Faked a car accident that year (2008) when I was Niger state and fams were in osun state. Turned my phone off for 3 days and called on 4th day to tell them I had a terrible accident between Jebba and Minna.. classified legit format that I broke my neck and been getting treatment after x-rays. I legit bought myself a neck collar and sent the pics on Facebook .. popc wire me 180k to clear hospital bill momc sef add 40k join

I bought my first laptop same day and we bawling anyhow

intrepidjay1:

ba damu...

oh boy can yhu c me?

ijewejones:

Mine was expensive..dnt know if to classify it as wierd..


On a Christmas season,I claimed my drink was laced with poison when I went out with friends

Came back home,formed vomiting blood while asking my parents for money to go treat myself.

Trust my parents,they just concocted some native mixtures to trash my claim ..no money came out,only advice

JGirl20:
lol
You must have felt really bad

vickydevoka:

For Wat na. Abeg o

Timileyin1234:
Fake sars arrest. But one day my brother told them to Goan kill me. Fear catch me that day

olursolar23:
i swear your bro na crazy man oo