MERCHANDISER:
Nigerians and hypocrisy.
If they check now,you are not married and not a virgin

Where did I even mention or suggest that I was married or even a virgin?

Learn to use the word "hypocrisy" appropriately.

Gabson001:


Las las nah foolishness go kill you

Na something go kill man before now.. Just dey careful make Cho Cho no kill you sha

vivalavida:


See this happy endings massage giver talking too

Na you I give happy ending, ba?

czarina:
Where did I even mention or suggest that I was married or even a virgin?

Learn to use the word "hypocrisy" appropriately.

You should have overlooked.. No be everybody person for dey reply on NL

czarina:
Where did I even remotely suggest that you couldn't be a dog if you wanted to?

When you made this quote "We no be dogs, even dogs won't die if they abstain"

How you know say "we no be dogs"? Other people's sexuality is not your business.

Nice advice I think we all should take it but the only annoyance their is my guy wey dy work for gold circle ( condom) company dem go soo sack am naw cause customers go stop to buy base on no sexual activities...,. I just dy pity my guy

wirinet:


When you made this quote "We no be dogs, even dogs won't die if they abstain"

How you know say "we no be dogs"? Other people's sexuality is not your business.

Ok, sorry to the dogs I offended.

helinues:


You should have overlooked.. No be everybody person for dey reply on NL

I really should learn that.

Thanks

czarina:
Ok, sorry to the dogs I offended.

Apology accepted on behalf of all dogs.

czarina:
I really should learn that.

Thanks

You dey offer e-massaging ?

Stop marriage act this 2019.....

helinues:


You dey offer e-massaging ?

I wish I could. I for make money anyhow

It's my body man and I will beat my meat as I want to ,fvck you op

Taa gbafuo

czarina:
I wish I could. I for make money anyhow

Abi .. All the best

Interesting15:
by Sunday Akanni

Writing this, my heart is heavy, as I reflect upon the damages sexual immorality has caused in the lives of many people (especially young people) around. It is so painful seeing young people suffering and living a wrecked lifestyle. A lot of ladies have damaged their wombs as a result of their efforts to abort an "unwanted pregnancy" picked on the bed of sexual immoralities (in fact, some of them got killed during the process). A lot of folks have been sent to their early graves after picking fatal STDs via their immoral sexual activities. A lot of intelligent and brilliant young people with a bright future, have lost their purpose and focus since they started tasting the forbidden fruit. The evil devil has brought wretchedness into the life of many today, and they are living as blind confused folks. It is so nasty.

We will keep hurting ourselves when we decide to go contrary to the will of God. Indeed, as humans, we've got the liberty to decide on how we want to approach issues of sex and sexuality (and there are several beliefs we can actually embrace). Nevertheless, the best option is to go with the best option - and the best option is that given by God, He is the Wisest Ancient of Days that created everything, including sex.

God has given a loving instruction that all forms of sexual pleasures should be shared only between a married husband and his female wife inside the safe confines of their marriage institution, with no other party involved.

If you will obey God's commands, you can be sure of living a lifestyle that is devoid of the fatal pangs associated with sexual immoralities.

If you will obey God's injunctions as regards the enjoyment of sexual pleasures (which is the best for you), then you must stop these sexual acts and not carry them with you to the new year:

1. Premarital Sex: Fornication is having sex when you are not married. Sex is meant for married couples (a male and a female) alone. Yes, I know a lot of people out there are doing it, but please, don't follow the tides. You are unique. You are not a mere animal that can't control yourself. Don't indulge in premarital sex, and you won't battle the negativities attached to it (unwanted pregnancy, STDs, etc).

2. Extramarital Sex: Adultery is having sex with someone other than your own spouse. Please, don't have an extramarital affair, but be contented with your own spouse. The effects of extramarital sex are usually deadly. The few-minute pleasure is not worth the coming pain.

3. Homosexuality: This is sexual relations between members of same gender. Either it is lesbianism (between females) or gayism (between males), these acts are abominable, and you shouldn't go into the new year with them. Call on the Name of Jesus for deliverance, and He will save you.

4. Pornography: Sex was made by God to be an honorable act. It is meant to be a private affair between a husband and his female wife. You shouldn't view the unclothedness of others for sexual pleasures, and you shouldn't indulge in pornographic acts too.

5. Masturbation: You shouldn't play with your sexual organs for sexual pleasures. It is a sin against God, and there are repercussions too.

6. Other Immoral Sexual Acts like sextings and the rest.

Please, stop immoral sexual activities. Don't go with them into 2020. Enough of sin and immoralities. Be determined to honour God and live your life serving Him this new year. Ignore antagonists. It is your destiny to have an eternal communion with God your Creator, as this is what will empower you to have dominion over creation.

Receive the enablement to live your life for God, in JESUS NAME.

Good one

Amuatulu:
Masturbation, "An ever ending story"






All Nairalanders viewing this thread is quilty of this selfish act.

Do you masturbate and if yes, how often do you masturbate?

God bless you for this op.

when i heard sexual acts, i was thinking blowjobs and the likes

czarina:


Na you I give happy ending, ba?

Ehen na

I enjoyed it tho

I will come to his again for it

thundafire:
shatap don't support Buhari again try and resign as head of BMC crew u and Ngeneukwenu

e be like say manabbq de press some pple boton 4dis forum,any tin e say u vet ur anger at him,yes e suport buhari likwise me,d topic and wat u sed dnt colerate at al,na wa o

helinues:


Abi .. All the best

Oh please, you two get a room and stop disturbing us with your serenades.

wirinet:

Oh please, you two get a room and stop disturbing us with your serenades.

Lol... So many kolo people for NL ooo

weird Africans giving stupid advice since Adam, common to develop their dark continent dem no fit, na premarital sex be naija problem? howcome God has not destroyed or Even punish America where 18yr olds r already porn starts and men marring demselves upandan. as far as am concern, anybody can fvck anybody as far as it is not rape. cos I don't see my fvck will affect this op's life or affect God.

The world is so full of iniquities that it is now strange for a girl of even 15/16 to claim to be a virgin. I remembered going for a revival as a visiting pastor. My car broke down. Fortunately for me, I knew some brethren in the nearest town. They offered me a room. During the night, a boy and girl came close to my window and were chatting. The girl was about 16 and yet she was mocking someone whom she said was older than her by 2 months. She was mocking that one for still being a virgin. The Yoruba word she used was kojasi which loosely means not exposed.

I soon got the whole gist. The boy had approached the supposedly unexposed girl and that one refused his advances so the boy approached this 16 year old girl to help him get the unexposed girl. While they were chatting, the boy said mi o ni n fe, mo kan fe debe ni which means I don't intend to date her. I just want to sleep with her

That was when I cleared my throat and they left my window quickly.

The world is very rotten. May God help us.

czarina:


Na you I give happy ending, ba?

They are ticking you off, relax!!

With the way comedians on instagram are using sex to sell their video i doubt

luminouzzzzzz:


They are ticking you off, relax!!

Yeah, I know... I actually "loled" when I read that.

It doesn't get to me anymore... At some point it did though.

luminouzzzzzz:


They are ticking you off, relax!!

dem ban you?

BluntBoy:
The world is so full of iniquities that it is now strange for a girl of even 15/16 to claim to be a virgin. I remembered going for a revival as a visiting pastor. My car broke down. Fortunately for me, I knew some brethren in the nearest town. They offered me a room. During the night, a boy and girl came close to my window and were chatting. The girl was about 16 and yet she was mocking someone whom she said was older than her by 2 months. She was mocking that one for still being a virgin. The Yoruba word she used was kojasi which loosely means not exposed.

I soon got the whole gist. The boy had approached the supposedly unexposed girl and that one refused his advances so the boy approached this 16 year old girl to help him get the unexposed girl. While they were chatting, the boy said mi o ni n fe, mo kan fe debe ni which means I don't intend to date her. I just want to sleep with her

That was when I cleared my throat and they left my window quickly.

The world is very rotten. May God help us.

This got me laughing out loud.

Kids are way more exposed sexually than our time.

Confusionist ..na so it be from the beginning na so it go be the end..

Cutehector:
dem ban you?

Yes bro...at least for the rest of this year.

Someone was being 'stupid' on ashewo thread and I called him out. I was reported and the mod said I should lie low for a while.

That luminouz moniker invites trouble,its good y'all would see me next year.