Senate Asks Pelosi If She Can Send Over Copy Of Impeachment Articles Without Wine Stains All Over It




WASHINGTON, D.C.—Mitch McConnell was happy to receive the impeachment articles today so that the Senate could get on with acquitting the president and we can all move on to something much more productive, like making Siri say funny things.


But McConnell was forced to ask the House to send over another copy of the articles after the one they received was covered with dark purple wine stains.

"Hey, Mrs. Speaker, sorry to bug you," McConnell said, "but it looks like you've got some purple substance all over these articles of impeachment."

"Don't mess with me!" Pelosi snapped back. "I'm a Catholic. Wait -- do Catholics drink wine?" When an aide informed her they do, she realized the jig was up and sheepishly agreed to transmit fresh articles of impeachment.

An embarrassed Pelosi came over to pick up the old ones and deliver a fresh copy. She smelled the stains and confirmed they were a "delicious 1982 vintage -- very good year." A concerned aide tugged the paper out of her hand as she began to nibble at the corner.

Unfortunately, the new copy was covered in bourbon.

https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-asks-pelosi-if-she-can-send-over-copy-of-impeachment-articles-not-covered-in-wine-stains

Maybe the alcohol is what helps her plan the impeachment and make sure D.Trump is nailed on the cross.

Politics.

Useless bitch witch ..she will end up in Jail soon

Pelosi drinks alot.
Rightly said...She is a drunk.

Quite hilarious is this true or made up?

This is Damn funny

This Pelosi self and I'm Catholic all the time....

And the second one was covered with bourbon (Whisky)

Pelosi is the most high

GamalNasser:
Useless bitch witch ..she will end up in Jail soon

When people like you insult Pelosi and support Trump, Impeachment is inevitable.

You are quite aware what happens to people you support?

Doom befalls them!

SangoOlukosoOba:


When people like you Jaye Pelosi and support Trump, Impeachment is inevitable.

You are quite aware what happens to people you support?

Doom befalls them!

You think America is Uber corrupt like Nigeria where Buhari will just be writing fake result...I supported Trump against Hilary and he won , I supported Buhari against Jonathan and Buhari won , I support Atiku against Buhari and Atiku won but corrupt Buhari rigged the results

SangoOlukosoOba:

When people like you Jaye Pelosi and support Trump, Impeachment is inevitable.
You are quite aware what happens to people you support?
Doom befalls them!

Fools don't go far. Don't be one.

This woman is truly Intoxicated by Wine and Power!


She was high when she signed and sealed the Article of Impeachment. forgetting that she Spilled wine on her table.

She must be a drunk! But why was the stain not noticed by her lieutenants?

those are not wine stains they could be menstrual stains, maybe pelosi have gone diabolical.

I can only imagine it,

she'd drop the article on her table ordering her aides to bring some champagnes over let celebrate the semi accomplished mission of impeaching Trump,,, and after enough merriment she sent the article in her reverie state to Senate hoping thats all it will take Democrat to get Potus out of white house....but God pass this grandma



lastly ,I have this sick feeling over any politician that make reverence to his or her faith whenever issue arise

Crazy pelosi was celebrating the impeachment.

Sarcasm is not our strong suit in this country. See people taking this piece very serious.

uruba23:
Quite hilarious is this true or made up?

It's from BabylonBee...

I'd have love to hear uncle ruckus' view on this.:!!:.

Pelosi ti high ki to wo congress