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A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Anoruo(m): 11:00am On Dec 09, 2010
A man fainted outside Mr Biggs in Lagos and soon a crowd gathered around him. Then a passerby suggested: " give him an orange, it will help." the man opened one eye and said: " gerrraway away u! If na orange i want, no be fruit market I go go faint?lol
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by lysaa(f): 11:10am On Dec 09, 2010
LOL na meat pie he want?
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by aristocrat(m): 11:21am On Dec 09, 2010
na rice and chicken d guy wan chop na.
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Nobody: 11:39am On Dec 09, 2010
grin grin grin grin
i wan go faint for Central Bank cheesy
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by WackyJ1(m): 11:59am On Dec 09, 2010
No be just orange the guy want na orange juice.
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by nellaluv(f): 12:11pm On Dec 09, 2010
lol. Poster u no well. grin . I go faint for mallam shop.
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by lysaa(f): 12:16pm On Dec 09, 2010
na cigarette u want?
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Anoruo(m): 12:17pm On Dec 09, 2010
nellaluv:

lol. Poster u no well. grin . I go faint for mallam shop.

so watin you come want if you faint there?
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by yinkalink(f): 12:23pm On Dec 09, 2010
i wan faint in front of aso rock
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Anoruo(m): 12:28pm On Dec 09, 2010
@yinkalink
na for jail u go wake up
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by nellaluv(f): 12:36pm On Dec 09, 2010
Na chewing gum i want, lol cheesy
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Anoruo(m): 12:38pm On Dec 09, 2010
@nellaluv
u no well
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by lysaa(f): 12:50pm On Dec 09, 2010
so fainting na talent?
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by iyatrustee(f): 1:02pm On Dec 09, 2010
[s]another dry joke released into the Nigerian market[/s] me na for Minting and Printing i wan faint grin grin
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Skidoc(m): 1:06pm On Dec 09, 2010
LOL. This is actually funny! grin grin grin grin
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by StudioCFR(m): 1:20pm On Dec 09, 2010
excuse me, is the fainty fainty man an IBO?


*just a question*
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Nobody: 1:22pm On Dec 09, 2010
he is from Enugu grin
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Anoruo(m): 1:24pm On Dec 09, 2010
No NA Warri Man
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by StudioCFR(m): 1:25pm On Dec 09, 2010
i thought as much

IBO fiful and dia konny konny way of life.



Weldone poster
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by lysaa(f): 1:30pm On Dec 09, 2010
Anoruo:

No NA Warri Man
No ways, na ibo man and na studio kinsman
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Anoruo(m): 1:32pm On Dec 09, 2010
@lysaa
Na you see the man abi na me?, why you come dey vex na? tongue
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by StudioCFR(m): 1:35pm On Dec 09, 2010
Just take her de way she dey

it is well
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by lysaa(f): 1:43pm On Dec 09, 2010
Thank u

Anoruo:

@lysaa
Na you see the man abi na me?, why you come dey vex na? tongue
It's very unfair to lie with warri. .na wetin dey cause Niger-delta gbege be that.
Ibo fit handle am, after all, na dem cause civil war.
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by StudioCFR(m): 1:45pm On Dec 09, 2010
And na dem wound pass
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by lysaa(f): 1:47pm On Dec 09, 2010
ya papa tell u d story well
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Anoruo(m): 1:51pm On Dec 09, 2010
wait no 4get say na my post be this, i dey tell you say na warri man, so dont argue with me
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by lysaa(f): 2:00pm On Dec 09, 2010
warri talent dey gragra

ibo talent na deception.

this is the simple acid-test to know who be who.
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by StudioCFR(m): 2:04pm On Dec 09, 2010
Lyssa na your mama tell me the story
And i believed her
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by lysaa(f): 2:14pm On Dec 09, 2010
damn! i can't believe i've had expo all along yet i failed history.
Re: A Man Fainted Outside Mr Biggs In Lagos! by Wendyslim(f): 7:36am On Aug 04, 2014
He wan lick icecream

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