Sharon_f:

My co-workers enjoy having se, x on their tables in full glare of clients, but sometimes it can be good cos they allow you to join

Sharon_f:

I am a Senator of the federal republic.

pslm23:

I work with a Filipina and an Indian. The filipina is an older woman who looks like Michael Jackson after his transformation. She is as skinny as a toothpick and yet, she constantly thinks she's fat and always asking me if her butt is getting bigger. I'm like WTF?? which butt? she just has bones there and nothing. Her other annoying trait is her attitude of knowing EVERYTHING.  
The Indian is another case. She's nasty, dirty to an unimaginable degree.   she sneezes loudly with her mouth open and right on her computer screen, keyboard and mouse and then she calls me to help solve a problem on her computer. Of course i find an excuse not to help her because only God knows what kind of germs are breeding on her machines.   The other thing is she is a messy eater. she eats messy foods with her hands and then touches her mouse with those hands. one time i was trying to help her solve a problem on her puter, and when i touched her mouse, i had to jerk my hand away . the mouse was crusted and caked with all kinds food.
The last thing she does that irks me is her constant brown nosing   and sucking up to the boss so she'll come out looking like the most hard working person in my department. Why r Indians like that? why do they always feel like they have to compete and brown nose? *hissing furiously*  

Tolulop001:

haha im the oga in ma office so annoying workers get the boot

Sharon_f:

My co-workers enjoy having se, x on their tables in full glare of clients, but sometimes it can be good cos they allow you to join

Intrepid!:

I have this insanely annoying colleague who jumps on Facebook as soon as he gets into the office every morning. He alternates between that and watching movies all day. It pisses me off but seeing as I ain't no snitch, I can't complain to the boss. He also enjoys playing music loudly in the office we share but seeing as he is older than me, I plug my ears with my earphones lest my violent temper is unleashed and I subject him to the most unpleasant experience he has ever had in his life. Apart from the boss, I'm the only one that has a car in the office and when it's lunch time, he starts asking 'when are we eating' cos we buy food from a joint a distance from the office. I burn my fuel and stuff and the guy never bothers to say a simple 'thank you'. I'm gonna kick that animal in the nuts one day!

holydante:

Hehehehe evil boss, I think I know who you are, lol

samir101ng:

Long Throat !!

Used to have this colleague in the office that will always beg you to give him a small piece of what you are eating. Whether its a snack or your lunch, he must have a spoon or two. I mean WTF !! You cannot keep anything like a drink or snack in the office fridge but he will eat it. Whether its chin-chin, popcorn, meat pie, burger etc, he will pester you to give him a taste.[b] I once told him i would put Gamalin-20 in a snack and leave it for him to eat and die. [/b]Thank God, i have moved on.

PupetMasta:

1. The guy sitting opposite my desk has these annoying habit of asking foolish questions anyhow, like what is todays date? what is this officers' intercom number? what is this officers' email address? Please can you spell , ? the funniest thing is that he has the tools to check for all these things on his desk but he will prefer to disturb me.
2. Presently, I am the youngest in my office but not the only bachelor, My colleagues and sometime my boss have this habit of yabing the bachelors, asking when I am getting married. Even my parents have not started bothering me with this. This annoys me so much because in my former place of work in the UK, I never heard about marriage even though I was the youngest for some time but in this present place of work, it is an every day thing.
3. I have this colleague that is pregnant and is always wanting me to do her job for her, the most annoying thing is that she is forceful about it, and when I say no cos I am busy, she will say cant I see her condition. I was forced one day to ask her if I was the one that impregnated her.
4. I have these female colleagues that have the habit of asking for financial help, like paying for their meals etc and when I say no which is not often, they will snap back with a response like What do you use money to do since you are not married.

samir101ng:

Long Throat !!

Used to have this colleague in the office that will always beg you to give him a small piece of what you are eating. Whether its a snack or your lunch, he must have a spoon or two. I mean WTF !! You cannot keep anything like a drink or snack in the office fridge but he will eat it. Whether its chin-chin, popcorn, meat pie, burger etc, he will pester you to give him a taste. I once told him i would put Gamalin-20 in a snack and leave it for him to eat and die. Thank God, i have moved on.

Tolulop001:

so who am I?

Tolulop001:

^^^^^ *insert evil grin* ^^^^^^^

Tolulop001:

so who am I?

samir101ng:

Long Throat !!

Used to have this colleague in the office that will always beg you to give him a small piece of what you are eating. Whether its a snack or your lunch, he must have a spoon or two. I mean WTF !! You cannot keep anything like a drink or snack in the office fridge but he will eat it. Whether its chin-chin, popcorn, meat pie, burger etc, he will pester you to give him a taste. I once told him i would put Gamalin-20 in a snack and leave it for him to eat and die. Thank God, i have moved on.