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Sanitary Pad! by Arcani: 2:45pm On Dec 23, 2010
A friend of mine bought a pack of sanitary pad on a particular morning and dropped it on her bed while she went to have a bath. After coming out of the bathroom, she didnt find her pad on the bed so she called her younger brother to ask him if he knows its whereabou. He half asleep asked her to go and ask her 3yrs old niece living with them.

She called her niece and asked her, "did you take anything from the bed?", her niece replied, "IS IT THE PAMPERS?",  Rather suprised and confused abou whether to laugh or not she said yes,  Her niece brought the pack from where she kept it.

Unknown to her, her niece had wondered how come a grown like her would be using pampers, if she peed and pooed on her body. She got to know when he brother woke up and told her that her niece had asked him (while he has half asleep after he had told her niece that the pack was for aunty),

How come aunty's pampers is small?
Re: Sanitary Pad! by shakara4u(m): 2:48pm On Dec 23, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
*yawn*,
Re: Sanitary Pad! by eldav(m): 4:04pm On Dec 23, 2010
Not funny

(no ofwence o)
Re: Sanitary Pad! by KDK(m): 3:32am On Dec 24, 2010
Good try but needs better organisation.
Re: Sanitary Pad! by bashydemy(m): 10:18am On Dec 24, 2010
1/10 next
Re: Sanitary Pad! by Arcani: 1:11pm On Dec 24, 2010
bashy_demy:

1/10 next
lol
Re: Sanitary Pad! by EfemenaXY: 10:56pm On Dec 25, 2010
@KDK

Spot on

@Poster, you very nearly sent me to sleep
Re: Sanitary Pad! by bashydemy(m): 11:57pm On Dec 25, 2010
^^ you mean you dozing while reading?
Re: Sanitary Pad! by BossTtdiamonds(m): 11:34pm On Dec 26, 2010
Normally, I'd just read a joke and move to the next, But I'd just thought I'd let you know tis @ poster,

Dude tis' joke of yours is what they crack in he!!,
Re: Sanitary Pad! by EfemenaXY: 11:50pm On Dec 26, 2010
^^ Titi - where've you been

Methinks this joke was dedicated to you lipsrsealed

bashy_demy:

^^ you mean you dozing while reading?

no I mean 'tis like a bed time story

struggled to keep my wits about me tongue tongue
Re: Sanitary Pad! by freecocoa(f): 11:58pm On Dec 26, 2010
Op,am i supposed to laugh?well atleast u attempted,so well done.
Re: Sanitary Pad! by yinkalink(f): 12:08am On Dec 27, 2010
*dumbfounded*
Re: Sanitary Pad! by EfemenaXY: 12:10am On Dec 27, 2010
^^ nah, that won't get you anywhere

esp. on this thread

speak up and free yourself gal grin grin grin
Re: Sanitary Pad! by yinkalink(f): 12:17am On Dec 27, 2010
Just dont kn wat to say.
Re: Sanitary Pad! by EfemenaXY: 12:55am On Dec 27, 2010
:d :d :d
Re: Sanitary Pad! by Idowuogbo(f): 9:37am On Dec 27, 2010
poster -5 4 dis oblongs u post
i nid my refund
Re: Sanitary Pad! by Kunbee: 4:26pm On Dec 27, 2010
Boring!!!!
Re: Sanitary Pad! by tanimz(f): 11:05pm On Dec 27, 2010
sad
Re: Sanitary Pad! by nana(f): 11:09pm On Dec 27, 2010
Poster,u no try *yawns*
Re: Sanitary Pad! by DExplorer1: 7:03pm On Dec 29, 2010
Re: Sanitary Pad! by jokingmary(m): 7:06pm On Dec 29, 2010
I think the girl is thinking what I'm thinking lipsrsealed
girls urinate and defecate on themselves
Re: Sanitary Pad! by Coolabbie: 11:29pm On Dec 29, 2010
Dis kin yoke no even gree me smile.
Re: Sanitary Pad! by Kunbee: 11:36pm On Dec 29, 2010
Jokingmary u r a chauvinist
Re: Sanitary Pad! by EfemenaXY: 10:21pm On Dec 30, 2010
^^ I can't believe he actually uttered such lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Sanitary Pad! by Kunbee: 11:03pm On Dec 30, 2010
He has a lot to explain

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